I Feel The Need To Force Everyone To See This.

I feel the need to force everyone to see this.

A true gentleman. Why aren't you real...??? *sobs quietly in the corner*

Headcanon: Despite his best efforts, Gunter sometimes throws out his back when he and Nerr try certain positions

"Why don't you just admit you pulled your back trying to get a blowjob while doing a handstand?"

"If you ever listened to yourself speak, Nerr, you'd realize you just answered your own question."

So, I started playing another gacha game called Dream Boyfriend because it's essentially Love Nikki with dudes (I'm all about these dress up games). Originally, when the boyfriend (who of course I named "Gunther") was Standard, I found him to be absolutely insufferable, but now that he's the Mysterious personality...?? I gave him the right name, man. I honestly feel like this could've come from a Revelation Gunther S support. They're all just random things he says, but damn if it doesn't sync up scary well.

We're in good hands. In this time of turmoil, we need a hero with a level head. Florida Man sees a category 5 hurricane coming straight for him and decides this is the perfect time to crack open a beer and get out the grill.

Every country is protected by a superhero who embodies their nation’s values and culture. America’s hero, Uncle Sam, is taking a well-deserved vacation, so his backup has to take over for a week. The fate of America rests in the hands of Florida Man.

"Time to... tip the... meh." Behold, Bryn! Or Brynja as she's known in Plegia, to avoid being confused with the heirophant, who is said to be Brynign. She's in her thirties and finds the children in charge of Ylisse to be wholly unqualified for the job (but it's a monarchy, so what can you do?). Unlike Robin, who's hard for Chrom regardless of their gender, Bryn really only stands by him because that's usually in her best interest. The moment the war with Plegia was over, she moved to Ferox, and after the whole Grima business, returned home to Plegia (as it's queen, alongside Gangrel). Despite not remembering it, she's proud of her Plegian hertitage. She herself is nihilistic, but she appreciates that others have more hope than she does. She values material items more than experiences, because experiences are easily forgotten, and carries a thrift store's worth of seemingly useless trinkets and dodads on her person. I changed the default outfit a bit because, aside from the coat, the tactician outfit is very bland and ugly. I wanted her to look like a wandering mage (which she essentially is). The right side of her face is badly burnt, so she wears her emo bangs on that side. She does not have access to every class- her secondary class is mercenary, and her tertiary class is pegasus knight. She's married to Gangrel, and strangely, his own cynicism seems to have made her a bit more optimistic. Lucina is her daughter-in-law, and she absolutely hates that fact.