We're In Good Hands. In This Time Of Turmoil, We Need A Hero With A Level Head. Florida Man Sees A Category

We're in good hands. In this time of turmoil, we need a hero with a level head. Florida Man sees a category 5 hurricane coming straight for him and decides this is the perfect time to crack open a beer and get out the grill.

Every country is protected by a superhero who embodies their nation’s values and culture. America’s hero, Uncle Sam, is taking a well-deserved vacation, so his backup has to take over for a week. The fate of America rests in the hands of Florida Man.

I didn't get Night Queen in my first three pulls, and only have (and probably only will have) enough diamonds for one more pull, and I just KNOW it's going to be that hideous Crane and Flower set... so I made this to try and alleviate some of my frustration. Princess Dawn is a lovely set, but when there are literally only two sets in the game you actually really care about, knowing both of them have/ will slip through your grasp is frustrating. If only the event had started next week...

*opens document*

*rereads the one paragraph that was written two weeks ago*

"I think I made a lot of progress today."

“MAN THIS STORY I’M WRITING IS GONNA BE SO GOOD I’M SO PUMPED”

“I CAN’T WAIT TO DEVELOP THE SHIT OUT OF THESE CHARACTERS”

“HOT DAMN THAT ONE SCENE NEAR THE MIDDLE IS GONNA BE BITCHIN’”

“THIS PLOT TWIST IS THE SINGLE BEST IDEA I’VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE”

~one hour later~

I understand enough german and spanish to read about 90%, and context fills in the other 10%. This is the best.

I don’t even know. It’s from a book about languages my friend’s been reading. (it’s creepy that I can understand it …)

Some WIPs I'm working on. I've decided that I want to do a Gunnerr set for every special banner we've had in Heroes thus far. I already did the Summer banner, so now I have to do East-- er, Spring Fesitval, Bridal, Performing Arts, Hallowe-- ehrm, Fall Festival, Ch-- Winter Festival and probably New... Season... Festival?

I've tried about 30 times to cover this. It finally sounded like singing instead of dying cats.