For Over A Month, I've Been Working On My Seasonal FEH Banner Gunnerr Series And Have JUST Gotten To

For over a month, I've been working on my seasonal FEH banner Gunnerr series and have JUST gotten to the coloring stage (it's mostly taken so long because of the damn freezing weather and me being too cold to even hold my pencils). Two more pictures and I'm DONE with them, thank gawd. I have weapons for banner, but I kinda want to actually do the whole Heroes shebang and give them all stats, abilities, and dialogue too... but I'll prolly say "Fuck it" cuz that sounds hard. ((Nerr uses an "Engagement Ring" that functions as a green stone with built in DC and Gunther has "Wedding Bells" which is an axe with BA3))

Translation: "I'll fire you if you don't accept my sexual advances." I really hate every character in this game that's not Maynard and Yelisei. Especially Claude. Like... if he was an actual living human being, I would gladly push him under a Mack truck. 90% of the writing in TCC reads like it was written by middle aged men who fantasize that young girls fantasize about being threatened, pushed around, and treated like shit. The "romance" in these event scenarios come across like Stokholm Syndrome. I wouldn't want to meet these writers, because I'd probably end up chained to a radiator.

Sorry Heroes. Wake me up when I have a reason to care about you again. Meanwhile, I am literally (not figuratively- LITERALLY, AS IN IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPEING) trembling from a mix of nerves and happiness at the thought of the new suits we're getting in LNDUQ. Nikki, sometimes I hate ya (like when you spring fukken hell events on me like this!) but you're my dealer for a reason; I know you got the good shit.

MAYNARD IS A PRECIOUS CINNAMON ROLL WHO MUST BE PROTECTED AT ALL COSTS!!!!!!

This is dated from last week because that’s when I finished drawing it, but I couldn’t finish coloring until today. It’s no secret that I do NOT like the official banner we got for V-day, so consider this an unofficial start to this year’s custom seasonal units.

Lovely Love Banner 5🌟 exclusive

Kris: Newly Enamored

“Oh… my… hello. I am Kris. You needn’t worry; I won’t let the festivities distract me from my duty on the battlefield.”

Weapon: Rose Rapier+ (sword, 12mt, deals extra damage to calvary and armored units) Special skill: Moonbow A skill: Atk/Spd Bond 3

Frey: Unwilling Heartthrob

“Salutations. My name is Frey. Pay no mind to this ridiculous attire- I assure you I am a knight through and through.”

Weapon: Strawberry Spear+ (lance, 12mt, if unit is attacked by enemy using sword, axe, lance or dragonstone, grants def/res +4) Special: Vengeance B skill: Wrath 3

Simple, cutesy clothes are my bane, but that’s what I wanted for this banner (not the period pieces we got that I’m still obligated to draw eventually). Kris(tabel) is utterly, hopelessly infatuated with Frey, probably because she’s got some deep seated daddy issues. Frey liked her just fine as a student and a fellow knight, but is repulsed by her less than professional feelings (also because of deep seated issues). The longer she goes without getting over her little infatuation, the more respect he loses for her (and it’s not like she’s not trying, either, but the heart wants what it wants).

I got his scenario on the first try. I got him on the second. EVERYTHING'S COMIN' UP MILHOUSE!!