OH MY GOD YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

OH MY GOD YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

....fanboying at it's finest.

vampire!simon who gets so hard feeding from you, licks your blood off your neck while he slips his fat cock inside your cunt and fucks you dumb. bites into your neck as he comes inside your cunt, filling you up so nice as your head spins :(

Dry Humping with König. [Kinktober Day 3]

TW: Dry Humping, 18+, mentions of edging, dirty kissing, dirty talk. MLM. Word Count: 2,404.

König was just relaxing, doing paperwork in his barracks when you suddenly walked in, clad in your military gear. König looked up at you and rasped out. "Was ist es Privat?" You squirmed under his gaze before speaking shyly. "I was wondering if i could help you with paperwork, i finished mine and you look like you need some help." König grinned under his mask, his silver blue eyes locked onto your uniform clad form. He knew damn well what you wanted. You were known as his person Barracks Bunny by the entire team. You were König's favorite. He patted his thigh and waited for you to sit. Once you sat down his grin widened, you sat right on his bulge. König wasn't stupid, He knew what he wanted. "Go on Maus, you know what i need." Just at that sentence you took your jacket off, getting off his lap and straddling his thigh, starting to dry hump his thigh. König Flexed his thigh to make your job easier, he loved watching you. He loved you. "Ja, hump me like a horny dog." You whined, humping his leg a bit harder while König just focused on his paperwork. Paying no attention to you until you whined and begged for his attention. König put his pen down and leaned back in his chair, looking down at you before grabbing your hips, making you hump him faster. "Begging for my attention du kleine schlampe.. ich kann nicht arbeiten so." His eyes went down to the bulge in your cargo pants, hand reaching down to unbutton it. "Take your pants off, jezt." He growled. You complied, quickly taking your pants off. Leaving you in just your boxers and white undershirt. "Mmmh, gut. richtig gut." He appreciated the sight before pulling you back onto his thigh. "Hump, Schatz." You started humping again, the friction delicious while König palmed your ass, squeezing and kneading the flesh. "Gonna be a good cumdump for your colonel?" You nodded eagerly, the friction making you drool. "Y-Yes colonel-" He hummed. "Good boy... very good boy." Right when you were about to cum he stopped you, making you whine in desperation but before you could say anything he kissed you, his tongue forcing his way into your mouth, mapping out the curves of your mouth. The sloppy kissing could be heard by Horangi and the team, who just shrugged and got back to work. König spoke again, his voice a raspy whisper. "Wanna make them know who's mine?, ja schatz?" When you nodded again he dove in for another sloppy kiss.

[THE SLUTTY WAIST?? HELLO??]

Loser/Nerd!König headcanons!

Loser/Nerd!König: Who tells you he's a virgin, blushing as you giggle at him, teasing him Loser/Nerd!König: Who cums in his pants twice as you straddle him, holding back a whine Loser/Nerd!König: Who see's stars as you ride him, thighs shaking and nails clawing at your back Loser/Nerd!König: Who pumps a load into your hole every 30 seconds cuz he can't handle you maus!, so he's reduced to a whimpering, drooling, shaking mess Loser/Nerd!König: Who goes crazy over your body, no matter what. Skinny? Chubby? Short? Small? small curves? small dick? he fucking loves you how you are. Loser/Nerd!König: Who's shaking by the time you've touched his thigh Loser/Nerd!König: Who's breath hitches as you rub his inner thigh in a packed movie theater Loser/Nerd!König: Who spoils you rotten, you even look at a piece of jewelery? it's on your desk the next morning. Loser/Nerd!König: Who wraps your boxers/panties around his fat dick and jerks off with it

o.m.g people... PEOPLE ISTGGGG KNSBJSDBJKSJKDSJKJJKBBSJ I ATE THIS UP

mdni!

professor!simon that teaches college criminal justice classes and he can’t help but feel his cock chub up when he sees you looking so pretty for him—little skirts, crop tops, thongs that don’t leave anything to the imagination.

professor!simon who is so impressed with your grades—you’re so smart and your intelligence turns him on. can’t help but praise you every time he hands you a paper or a test back, and it makes your cheeks blush and your cunt throb.

professor!simon who holds you back after class to ask if you’d be interested in becoming his teacher’s assistant because he’s so flooded with papers to grade, but really it’s just an excuse to get you alone with him.

professor!simon who touches you a little more inappropriately every day—squeezing your hip, patting your knee and sliding his hand to your inner thigh, hand sliding down your back until it rests on the curve of your ass. it leaves you soaked every time, and he knows it.

professor!simon who eats your pussy from the back while you’re helping him grade papers, punishing you every time you stop to close your eyes or whine. in the end, he has you shaking around his tongue, eyes glazed over and drool dripping onto his desk.

professor!simon who lets you ride his fat cock while he’s typing emails, the door to his office unlocked. “anyone could come in and see how much of a little whore you are,” he murmurs to you—but that makes your cunt clench and you bounce on him harder until you’re creaming around his cock and he’s shooting his thick load inside of you, promising you that he’s gonna breed you every day, just like this.

Car Sex with König! [Kinktober Day 2]

TW: P in V sex, Car sex, Rough sex, König groans deeply as he thrusts into her tight cunt, the sensation of her slick walls gripping him sending waves of pleasure coursing through his body. His large, muscular arms wrap around her petite frame, holding her close against him.

Despite the intense pain radiating from his back because of his huge size trying to fit in your tiny car, he pushes through it, driven by raw instinct and primal desire. Each thrust sends jolts of pleasure shooting up his spine, making his head spin.

"Oh fuck…" He curses between heavy breaths, his voice hoarse with lust. He can't believe how good she feels wrapped around his cock - so tight, so warm, so fucking perfect.

König increases his pace, slamming into her harder and faster. The sound of their bodies colliding fills the car, along with her soft whimpers and moans. His cock kissed her cervix perfectly - with the right amount of pressure and speed. Making her drool and her breath hitch. König's own breath hitched as he slipped past her cervix straight into her womb. He continued thrusting up into her until he came. Groaning as he filled her up with his seed.

[All pictures are credited to the owners <3]