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If you smack your boyfriend's ass...

Captain John Price will snap his head up, looking at you with a confused but intrigued expression, rubbing his behind in slight shock. "What's that for, luv?"

Kyle "Gaz" Garrick will throw back his head and laugh, rubbing his ass and smiling at you. "Been workin' out more - is it paying off?" He'll say, looking back at his own ass.

Simon "Ghost" Riley will let out a shocked grunt. "Oi, little wanker-" he'll quickly grab you by the waist before you can scramble away and give you a few sharp pats to your ass.

Johnny "Soap" Mactavish will chuckle mischievously, putting down whatever he'd be doing. "Right, askin' for it now, cheeky-" he'll say, chasing you into to the bedroom.

cow hybrid reader who produces too much milk so they hand bottles out to their team,,,

Now me personally if price was a cow hybrid i’d be on those fat man titties slurpin tha—

(gunshot)

my woman

capt. john price

cw: ex husband!price, jealousy, possessive behaviour, breeding, dark-ish themes, baby trapping, dark!john, proceed with caution!!

bunny says: happy birthday to me <3

you couldn't take it anymore. the stress of his job, the lonely nights, the distance was all too much for you. it broke you honestly, you couldn't be that woman for him. the idea of him coming home in a box made you overwhelmed at times.

price understood, he didn't even try to push against the divorce. but that didn't mean that he left you alone. if anything he pushed himself further into your life. that charming smile and those blue eyes, his hearty laugh and his rumble of a voice.

"c'mon, love. who's been over?" he said while standing at your front door. he stood a good head over you, he was broad as well. his eyes were cold as he asked again, "who's been over, lovie?"

you swallowed, "my sister she came over to see how i was doin'. plus, we're not married anymore, i can have whoever i want over."

price looked at you, "i pay for this place, technically i can decide who comes in and who leaves." he brushed past you and walked into the flat. hands in his jeans as he looked around.

you knew you couldn't physically kick him out, it was like an ant pushing a boulder! you stayed far back from him with your arms crossed, "john, get out."

he peeked into the kitchen before he walked in and said, "don't think so, love. i have to make sure that my girl is behavin'." he opened the fridge and pulled out a carton of milk, "oat milk drinker, now?"

your throat tightened, "i had a friend over."

price looked at the carton, "must've been over a lot, or used a lot of milk." he shook the carton, "almost empty."

your stomach flipped. after your divorce you had met a lovely man who worked stable hours and had a winning smile. but price didn't need to know that.

"you bringin' men into my home, fuckin' them on sheets i bought. you whorin' yourself out now, love?" his voice was laced with venom as he put the carton down, "everything you are, i made. from your rank when you were servin' to the home you live in." he got closer to you.

you swallowed, "john, leave."

"no, no." he closed the gap between you two. he took you by the wrists and leaned in, "no woman of mine is gonna be a cheap fuckin' slag."

"i'm not your woman, your girl or your wife."

"then maybe i didn't fight hard enough to keep ya."

your stomach flipped once more. there was something about price that broke your resolve. even after all the pain and heartbreak, he was your husband. so when he kissed you, you didn't push him away.

he picked you up with relative ease, you wrapped your legs around his waist on instinct for fear that he'd drop you. he put you down with a bit of force onto the recliner he loved so.

your face felt heated as you were about to let your ex-husband fuck you.

"my girl on my chair." he chuckled. he remembered the nights where he'd have a beer and watch the football game while you were in between his legs like an obedient little puppy.

he watched you strip of your clothes, his larger hands helped you as you struggled to get out of your sweatpants. poor girl, always needs a mans help. price knew that your limp dicked new man couldn't help the way he could.

he loved the sight of your nude, all the curves and dips. the wetness of your cunt that gleamed in the light of the room. he got his cock out of his jeans and stroked it.

"remember this, love?" he smiled down at you, "i know you're pretty familiar with it." he chuckled, you spread your legs for him like a good wife. he reached over with his free hand and ruffled your hair.

"please, john." you moaned.

he chuckled, "impatient girl, bet ya touched yourself thinkin' of me and lied to your new man about it. bet ya told him that you were more than happy to suck his limp cock. nothin' like mine, eh?"

you looked at him, "there's nothing i could find or buy that felt like you."

he laughed, a full hearty laugh then met your gaze once more, "good." he said, "i'm glad i ruined that pussy of yours. because you're my wife and this is the only cock you'll need." then leaned over you and pushed his cock into you.

you choked out a gasp at the fullness you felt. you could feel it in your stomach. you gripped onto the armrests of the seat as you tried to regain the air in your lungs.

your pussy felt like heaven to him.

the sex was brutal, your sweaty back got stuck to the leather as he held your hips and battered your sweet cunt. he liked the idea that he ruined you for other men, that no one else could make you feel the way he did.

"do you see now." he said, "we're meant to be."

you looked away, "john, please." you felt the warmth pool in your gut. he took you by the jaw and pulled you into a kiss as he continued to move against you.

"you're my heart and soul, baby girl." his voice was low and erotic, "made just for me." he wanted to get it through to you that you were meant to be with him. arousal shot through him at the idea, the best way he could make sure that the two of you would be tied together.

it fueled him to push his cock as deep as it could go. his heavy balls hit against your ass as he fucked you without abandon. your sweet moans filled his head and he could feel his grey t-shirt grow hot with sweat.

he didn't worry, next round he'd get undressed fully. for now your sweet slick would ruin the denim of his jeans. he gazed at the expressions on your face as you closed your eyes.

"that's it."

"please, john. fuck, pull out." you whined.

"can't do that, love. you're keeping me in ya. you want this too. keep a little reminder on me in ya when you call that fuckin' prick of yours to break up."

"i'm not breaking up with him." you trembled in an attempt to gain some kind of control

he grabbed you by the hair and made you look at him. his chuckled lowly, "cute, love. but no, you're going to sit there with my cum in your cunt as you call that fuckin' prick to tell him to leave you alone. or better yet, you keep my cock nice and cozy inside ya when you call."

you swallowed and whimpered, "please, john."

he gave you a rough kiss on the cheek, his facial hair was scratchy against your soft, sweaty skin, "it's either that, or he won't be walkin' ever again. i'd suggest you take the more merciful option." he let go of your hair and quickened his pace.

you squeezed your eyes shut once more and it wasn't long before orgasm pulled you under. your slick cunt gripped his cock as the euphoria rushed through you.

price was pleased with himself as a pathetic noise left your lips. he gave a few more hearty thrusts before he finished. his noises were lower, darker and deeper than yours.

"good girl." he said, "lettin' your man do what needs to do to keep this together." he pushed strands of hair out of your face, his cock still hard in you, "see, you can listen. you can behave."

"john." you whined.

he patted your cheek lovingly, "shh, not now. let it happen." his voice was so calm and cool. the tonal whiplash made your head feel murky.

why did you leave him anyway?

he then grabbed you by the hair and brought you down onto the expensive carpet. he took off he shirt while you were on your shaky hands and knees. he knew your pulse was racing.

"don't worry baby girl." he said as he kissed your sweaty back, "just gotta go a few more times... until it takes."

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while re-marriage wasn't common, being mrs. price was your rightful title. especially now that your little girl was born. price got you a nice house on a piece of land out in the country. you could raise your little family in peace.

"c'mon honey." you cooed at your toddler as she tried to stand on shaky legs, "go see daddy." there was such tenderness in your voice.

who would've thought a nice house and a cute little babe would've fixed ya right up!

price watched you try to teach your little girl how to walk on the grass. your hands held her smaller ones. price smiled at the rim of his teacup. for a moment he thought he lost you, but there's no worries now. you were his and next time he wouldn't let you leave. <3

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Fr, that is SO overpriced,

(The usual price to rent movies on my TV is $4.99)

$19.99 to RENT a movie online…we need to start killing these ppl.

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Wanted to reblog as I've decided to reopen some commissions for some cash. The prising might be confusing as I found out last time but if your paying for the flat colour you won't also be charged for the line art as that is required for most drawings so I wouldn't charge both.

I'm not currently offering the Pokemon armour or dynamic characters and if I do they'd be a few months in the making as I'm back in university and need to redevelop those skills.

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Father Figure Papa Daddy Papito

am I the only one that likes to imagine Ghost with loads of piercings? Like on his tongue, nipples, all the places.

And am I the only one shipping Price and Yuri? Like a kinda hate relationship, maybe with slow burn?

Face palms 🌴 *been here since day one?? Fading lights wretched hag your eyes realize that your life ain't nothing but lies, I know you want to do it like Teen Titans go or gumball til death does its part , let's toss it up like a salad and then I'm write-ing the last Bible written so you can remind yourself life after life, till till I find you hold on to my knife rite it's not for nothing but blessings... I disguise the tales you tell but your American dream tickets to your nightmare what's fair is far from fare Farwell

“In our busy and distracted society, deep reading is increasingly rare. Deep reading changes people. When you interact with people, you can tell who reads seriously and who doesn’t. This isn’t just a matter of mental ability or intelligence. There is a difference between raw cognitive horsepower and time spent immersed in complex and intricate ideas. You can tell the difference between a smart person who reads and a smart person who doesn’t by how they express ideas, the references they make, and the chains of logic they follow. The former often demonstrates a subtle understanding that weaves together insights from various domains. The latter, though sharp and quick-minded, lacks the same depth of perspective or the ability to see beyond the immediate conversation or the Current Thing. This is becoming increasingly apparent among obviously bright young adults who don’t read or read nonsense despite paying large sums of money for what should have been a decent education.”

— How I Read - Rob Henderson’s Newsletter

Intobertale Day 2:

Price

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please please please please i'm killing myself I NEEEEED THEM.

HEATSTROKE!

I GIGGLED

Captain John Price, big, important, burly man - intimidating, strong, ruthless...

But imagine him sneezing in a briefing and throwing his back out. Gaz, Soap, Ghost, Kate all staring at him as he freezes, one hand on the table, hunched over, a pained groan rumbling from his chest.

"Did y' jus' throw your fuckin' back out, sir?" Ghost says.

"Christ, yer missus' not gon be happy 'bout tha', sir." Soap comments.

"Shut your bloody mouth 'n get me a chair."

BreedingKink!Price x Fem!Reader

TW: Cursing, P in V sex, breeding, older!price younger!reader, mentions of pregnancy, dirty talk.

soft moans fill the room as Price drags his hips back.. dragging his fat, slick cock all over your sweet cunt before slipping back into your soft, red velvety walls, groaning at the sensation of you clenching around him so nicely. he's got you all sprawled out beneath him and pounding so deep into your pretty cunt with just one intention: fill it up and make you his wife. Laying underneath him and moaning from the way his cock harshly grinds into you. All Price has in his mind right now is to breed and fill you. whispering things into your ear in a soft, raspy whisper as he drags his throbbing cock in and out of that sweet cunt. "S'all f'me?, this pretty cunt gonna be filled to the brim once i'm done with it." Grinning as he hears your pleas and whines. With a particularly hard thrust he hit your cervix, making you cry out loudly, cumming around his cock so hard you shudder before slumping against the pillows, panting. Price speaks up in a hoarse whisper. "We're not done lovie' one more f'me yeah?" starting up again, slow thrusts turn into animalistic hard thrusts, making your eyes widen and your mouth fall open drool spilling from the side of your mouth as your eyes prick with tears. Price leaned down and kissed your tears away. "S'okay lovie, Just one more f'me. Then i'll fill ya up nice n' proper." Only until you came 4 times did he let up. He pulled out, watching the spunk drip out from your sweet cunt he just filled up. "fuck lovie.. drippin' with my spunk aye?'" He leaned down and lapped at your slit, his nose rubbing against your soft, throbbing clit, Beard scratching your thighs as he makes you squirm and squeal in pleasure. "So sweet.." he mumbled into your cunt, sliding 2 fingers into your wet heat, making sure all his thick cm stays inside you. The aftercare is amazing too, soft kisses to your cheeks, his hand rubbing your belly as he mutters apologies for going so hard on his sweet girl. :(

Dilf!Price x Babysitter!Reader

P!link 🌽

Captain Price: Who eats you out like a starved man cause he's short on cash, slurping and spitting while he humps the bed frame Captain Price: Who pays you with his tongue until he gets cash, you secretly want both- Captain Price: Who puts the kids to sleep before practically devouring you on the kitchen table Captain Price: who freezes when you let out a loud whine before gagging you with his cock [69 position] Captain Price: who thrusts into your mouth with overstimulating you Captain Price: who fills your throat up with his cum before letting you leave Captain Price: who spoils you rotten after he gets his paycheck <3

Corruption Kink with Price [Kinktober Day 4]

TW: Kink, Corruption, MLM, Sex. RetiredNeighbor!Price moved in recently. When he saw your house he was well.. disturbed. So many flowers it was smelling sweeter than a candy shop. He hated it. Until he actually saw you. He couldn't stop his cock from chubbing up at the sight of you, struggling to reach a flowerpot hanging from the ceiling on your porch. He came over and helped you get the flower pot down, handing it to you. He smirked at your blush. Finding it cute. "Careful love, don't want it falling on your head." You nodded and he went back into his mancave [HOUSE.] The next day when he went to sit on his porch to smoke a cigar he found a bouquet with a note and chocolates strapped to it. He picked up the note, reading it. "Thank you for helping me with the flowerpot yesterday. xoxo M!Y/N." He chuckled and picked up the chocolates and bouquet, putting the flowers in an old vase he found and sat down on the chair on the porch, lighting the cigar and eating the chocolates. Few hours later when he saw you walk back home from the bakery you work at with a box of pastries his mouth curled into a smile and he waved, His cock chubbed up again as you smiled back, unlocking your door and stepping inside. The next day your clumsy ass managed to break the key in the lock, prompting Price to invite you into his home, which led to you both having dinner together *Price made it extra special by adding the bouquet you got him" You both were eating peacefully when you suddenly felt a big, warm hand on your thigh. You couldn't stop your dick from twitching, making Price grin. "Someone's excited, aye' love?" His hand gently ghosted over the bulge in your basketball shorts, making you whimper. "So innocent.. s'all for me?" You shuddered, Making Price grin wider and pick you up, bending you over the kitchen counter just to rub your creamy ass through the fabric of your basketball shorts. He delivered a hard spank to on cheek, making you cry out and your dick twitch. "Mmmh, such a cute ass. S'just F'me, innit doll?" Before you could even answer your clothes are torn off, leaving you in just your socks. Price grabbed some lube and slicked his chubbed cock up. The thick, angry red tip pressed against your virgin hole. Before he could slide in you spoke up. "Wait! Price wait... i'm.. i'm a virgin." He paused, then let out the hottest chuckle you've ever heard. It heightened your arousal. "So what Bird?, jus' lemme slide it in. Promise it won't hurt, yeah?" You nodded, trusting him. He slowly slid the angry red leaking tip in, making you squirm slightly. Once he was fully sheathed inside the tight heat did he start grinding his pelvis against your ass, making you gasp and arch, the friction of his thick cock pressing against you prostate made you drool and whine. "S'good doll?" You groaned. "Mhm! Very good!" He began to thrust slowly at first, then sped up making your legs shake and the fruit bowl fall off the counter, His meaty cock kept hitting your prostate making you drool all over the counter, eyes rolling back into your head as you felt Price's hand slip inbetween your legs, jerking you off while he continued thrusting. Stealing your virginity and ruining you for any other man. He continued thrusting until you finally came, the spunk spurting onto the kitchen floor. Once you finished his thrusts became even harder, hairy arms holding your hips as quickly pulled out, his spunk shooting all over your lower back and ass. "Fuck, Bird. Not a virgin anymore huh?" And the night ended with you and him sleeping in the same bed, the next morning Soap came to help you fix your lock... and maybe a threesome happened. <3

[LOOK AT HIS LITTLE GRIN EEEEEEE]

Crying prank on TF141 + Valeria & König <3

Setting up a camera behind a picture of SIMON before pretending to cry into the pillow, waiting for him to come out of his study room. Simon hearing the cries and dropping everything to bolt out of the study and pounces on you, pulling you onto his lap and rubbing your back. All he says is "Who did it. I'll kill them." before you burst out laughing into his chest making him sigh and realize youre pranking him. "Jeez luv, givin me a heart attack won't end well f'you." You looked at him confused before realizing he's not gonna give you mercy in bed later... oops... Pranking PRICE by crying in your office which is next to his makes him stand up and walk over to yours, practically kicking the door open and grabbing your shoulder, turning you around and hugging you before you try so hard not to laugh, Price is oblivious until he see's the camera and groans. "Are you serious lovie?, tryna prank me while m'workin'?" He delivers a harsh spank to your ass before going back to his office, leaving you needy and wanting more. SOAP hearing you cry in your room from the home gym made him drop the fucking bar on his chest for a second before putting it down and bolting to your room, jumping onto your bed and spooning you, kissing your head. "M'here bird, ws' wrong?" He looked over at you and saw the sly grin you tried to contain under your hands and laughed. "You're prankin' me aye?! Sneaky rat!" He was laughing until your burst out laughing too, hugging him as you both had a moment for laughing. Soap let out a content sigh before speaking again. "Y'do realize i dropped a weight on my chest out of shock yeah?" You looked up at him in shock before removing his shirt and kissing the forming bruises on his chest. Soap couldn't stop his cock chubbing up from the sight. GAZ who see's you put on make-up to make it look like you're crying but decides to play along, Listening to your fake cry before rushing over to you, acting caring before tickling you making you laugh loudly and plead for him to stop. "Think i didn't notice the camera, Huh?" You were shocked that he even knew but you couldn't stop laughing from the tickling until Gaz suddenly threw your legs over his shoulders and pressed a slow kiss to your clit, making your thighs tighten around his neck.

VALERIA who notices you crying from the other side of the room and picks you up, putting her on your lap and her face in your neck, kissing your collarbone. "What's wrong Mi Amor? Why are you crying?" You shivered from the kiss and Valeria felt your small grin into her neck and figure it out quickly. "Just wanted my attention huh? Impressive.." Her hands gripped your hips, nipping at your neck and collarbone just to get you worked up. KÖNIG who jumps out of his bed, stumbling a bi and groggy from sleep hearing you cry in the kitchen made him run so fast he fell down the stairs which immediately made you run to the stairs and see him laying there half asleep, bleary eyed and slowly getting up. You helped him up and when you saw the black eye he got from falling you felt guilty. "Maus, warum... Why are you crying?" When you told him you were pranking him he realized and giggled a bit, patting you on the head. At night you felt so guilty that you ended up giving him toe curling head.

Virginity Loss with Price [Kinktober Day 9]

TW: Mentions of affair, virginity loss, sloppy head, MLM, Gay sex, older price younger reader. Oral sex, Not proofread.

Retired!Price who can't stop his cock from chubbing up when you serve him cupcakes at the bakery. Your soft hands touching his rugged, calloused fingers, giving him the box of cupcakes. He leaves a hefty tip before going into his car and sharing the cupcakes with his wife. Retired!Price who notices you buying groceries and asks for your number and you naively give it to him. Thinking he's single. Retired!Price who gets a hotel room for the both of you, kissing you the second you both get in. Retired!Price who practically blows your back out, bending you over the bed. Ruining you and the sheets. Retired!Price who blows a load all over your ass just to continue pounding into you. Retired!Price who makes you gag on his dick while you have a vibrating cock ring on. Retired!Price who overstimulates you with his mouth, covering your balls in his spit and making you cum atleast 3 times before letting you take a small break. Retired!Price Who buys you dinner after spoiling you with gifts. Retired!Price Who divorces his wife and marries you instead, leaving you shocked that he even had a wife.

[RAHHHH I'D KISS HIM SO MUCH I'D GET A RUG BURN.]

Spanking kink with John Price [Kinktober Day 16]

TW: Spanking, MDNI, NSFW, M! READER, MLM.

"You’re gonna make me cum too soon, Love." Price’s gravelly voice warns. Not only did you ignore his warning you OPENED your throat more so he slides his cock further down until his short curly hairs tickle your lips. Her tongue flattened along the underside, pressing against the sensitive tip. Causing a knot to tie in Price's stomach and his legs shake slightly.

He gripped your hair, shooting a load down your throat with a groan before grabbing you and pulling you over his lap. Before you could react he delivered a harsh spank to your left ass cheek, leaving a big red mark.

"You think you deserve to cum?" Price's voice rasped delivering another hard spank to your ass. He was practically feral over how your ass jiggled, eyes blowing wide as he watches you squirm and moan with each spank. He continues spanking you for what seems like hours before finally letting you cum. You grabbed your cock and jerked off, still sitting in Price's lap as he watches you blow your load all over your thighs with a shaky whimper.

y’all i am *so* done

i might sound like a prick but i honestly don’t care rn

there needs to be more representation in fanfics. no, my long straight hair is not flowing down my back. my hair is in box braids. no, the tips of my ears did not turn red. i can’t blush. i’m black. no, i did not eat a light salad for lunch. i ate two tacos and a burrito from taco bell.

i know there’s people that might think i’m being bitchy, but no one is the same. y’all should know that by now

no hate to anyone, i understand the struggle of being a writer and i know it’s hard to get everything right. i just felt like i should get this out there 🤷🏾‍♀️

here’s my honest reaction 🕺🕺