MC: *petting A Bunny* What A Fluffy Lapin~

MC: *petting a bunny* what a fluffy lapin~

Solomon: *outraged*

MC: what, jealous?

Solomon: I thought I was your only lapin *dramatic pose*

MC: *wheeze*

Deuce: Don’t freak out, but we’re in the ER and need a ride.

Yuu: Why are you in the ER this time?

Deuce: Okay, so, I told Ace and Epel that I could fireman pole slide down the plumbing pipes and they couldn’t.

Ace, shouting in the background: You made me break my fucking arm and both ankles!

Epel, also shouting in the background: He fell halfway and landed in a dumpster.

Yuu: Deuce, do the three of you practice this behavior or is it innate?

Ruggie: you have to be nice

Leona: I am

Ruggie: you threatened them with a knife

Leona: but I didn’t stab them

Malleus: I’m not touched starved. I do not need physical affection anymore than the average person. In fact, I probably need less than that. Affection is not in my nature.

Yuu: Hey, wanna share a blanket? :)

Malleus, literally sobbing: Okay.

Kidnapper: Hey, kid!

Child!Yuu, turning around: ?

Kidnapper: I'm the one who needs to pick you, your mother asked me to.

*Child!Yuu looking up and down, then deadpans*

Child!Yuu: What mother? I only have two fathers.

Kidnapper: Wha-

Divius smiling, behind the kidnapper, looking pissed off and deadly: And I am one of their fathers

*Cue the kidnapper to run off in a random direction, while Divius picks up child!Yuu, while Crowley makes sure that the kidnapper doesn't come again -- probably killing the kidnapper-*

Leona, kicking down the door to the Diasomnia dorm’s door of the living room, wearing a large, poofy white dress: Guess what b*tches!!!

Yuu, in his arms, wearing a morning suit and top hat in grey and green, showing off their wedding band: We got MARRIED!!!

*Cue the Diasomnia members losing their minds for about 4 hours.*