I Text My Father Pictures Of My Cat Being Adorable, And He Doesn't Respond.

I text my father pictures of my cat being adorable, and he doesn't respond.

I text him pictures of vegetables, and he responds.

Nothing fills me with more rage than seeing a notification from something that does not require my immediate attention.

How dare you, sir.

I was busy.

local girl has to edit fanfic before posting, 12 dead 19 injured

“How did you figure it out?” Arthur demanded.

“It was a hard guess,” Lancelot responded dryly, “but my suspicions were aroused when he called you Arthur.”

If you would like to, reblog and show me a sentence or a paragraph you’ve written that you’re entirely pleased with, does exactly what you want it to, wouldn’t change a thing, unabashed yep, would hold it up as an example of what you’re going for in general, post on Mom’s fridge sort of snippet of your work. *waits expectantly*

I am Sinivalkoista, hero of the day

Type "I am (NAME), Hero of ___" and let your phone fill in the last part to get your heroic title

Ex: I am Ranger, Hero of Thrones