I Am Sinivalkoista, Hero Of The Day

I am Sinivalkoista, hero of the day

Type "I am (NAME), Hero of ___" and let your phone fill in the last part to get your heroic title

Ex: I am Ranger, Hero of Thrones

My younger self vs. my older self

I text my father pictures of my cat being adorable, and he doesn't respond.

I text him pictures of vegetables, and he responds.

A compromise has been reached. The cat gets pre-bedtime cuddles, and the dog gets to watch TV with us.

I have been sentenced to 100 hours of seething glares, 30 pointed sighs, and 4 days of pitiful meowing.

The house is on the brink of war. The dog has been pet for 10 minutes. The cat has been pet for 11.

Tense negotiations have begun.

“How did you figure it out?” Arthur demanded.

“It was a hard guess,” Lancelot responded dryly, “but my suspicions were aroused when he called you Arthur.”

If you would like to, reblog and show me a sentence or a paragraph you’ve written that you’re entirely pleased with, does exactly what you want it to, wouldn’t change a thing, unabashed yep, would hold it up as an example of what you’re going for in general, post on Mom’s fridge sort of snippet of your work. *waits expectantly*

My dad (a therapist) received this in the mail.