If You Kill Me You Will Be Just As Bad As Me The Dark Lord Said To The Hero Preparing To Strike Them

“If you kill me you will be just as bad as me” the dark lord said to the hero preparing to strike them down. The hero pauses, puts down their weapon and says “You’re right, I won’t kill you. But you are going to wish I did very soon.”

For the sake of skincare I understand have a good day your honour

sorry. ground your boyfriend into a paste and applied him liberally under my eyes before i went to bed and now im fresh faced and glowing

Wizard fisherman

Gatdam

“Congratulations, you have won a single wish.” The Angel said dejectedly placing his hand of cards on the table. “No catches, no funny buisness. What ever you wish I will make true and I will make the wish beneficial to you”.Your plan had worked “I wish there was no afterlife”.

You are a rookie hero. While a dangerous supervillain was preoccupied, rival villains kidnapped his wife. You were the only hero willing to help get his wife to safety. The terrifying supervillain now wants to thank you in person.

"I t-think he turned his head...?"

The CIA tries to kill Clark Kent, not because they know he’s Superman, but because he’s a really good journalist. They keep making it look like an accident, but every plan fails. It’s a comedy as the CIA can’t figure out why their attempts always go wrong.