You Have A Completely Useless Superpower In A World Full Of Amazing Superpowers. You Have Been A Laughing-stock

You have a completely useless superpower in a world full of amazing superpowers. You have been a laughing-stock for years, until you started using your powers for evil… nobody is laughing now.

Since the Canada griffin was proudly mentioned recently I figure it can’t hurt to ask if you do happen to have plans to design Canada griffin goslings at some point in the future? (muse permitting)

I DO NOW.

I present to you

honklings

Wizard fisherman

You rolled a 4.

Your attempt to seduce the great elder god fails, and he pulls out his biggest tentacle, prepared to slam the ocean and create a huge tidal wave to make way for his entrance.

Cthulhu has risen and humanity is freaking out about it. It’s surprise to everyone when you walk up to the Elder God and say..

“If you kill me you will be just as bad as me” the dark lord said to the hero preparing to strike them down. The hero pauses, puts down their weapon and says “You’re right, I won’t kill you. But you are going to wish I did very soon.”

Imagine someone brings you a baby to heal and you have to explain to the parents why punching a baby in the face is gonna fix them right up

You have healing powers, but the way they work is unconventional. You call it “percussive-maintenence healing,” because in order to heal someone, you have to punch them in the face. You have tried other methods in the past, and they simply don’t work.