I Hate To Tell You This But That Monkey Screamed A Blood Curse Upon You.

I hate to tell you this but that monkey screamed a blood curse upon you.

That nose bleed wasn't just from nothing.

when i was on vacation we went up into the mountains and i saw monkeys and i was so happy my nose started bleeding

he did it again

Yeah my bf and his friends do the same thing. They once sent a text saying "u pee hard" (noun) and the worst part about reading that is that I could actually understand what they were saying:

u pee hard => u bee hard => u bi soft => ubisoft

The game company. They were talking about the game company.

As someone who is qualified to talk about over the counter skincare the way all sides of the internet talk about skincare are equally infuriating