Sir-ramic - All My Doubts And Cringe

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"Gmorna, for fucks sake stop messing with the poor thing."

"What? I'm not, I'm explaining highly advanced anti-matter astrothermometrics and analytical autonormative quantum topomathematics to them."

*human engineer having an intellectual stroke*

"Just tell them that you like to steam the unfertilized calcium encased fetuses from their planet for lunch dude it's not that hard."

"They're called 'eggs', Jouor."

“You see human, we use highly advanced anti matter reactors to generate staggering amounts of heat to create steam to-” the human engineer go’s a hysterical meltdown.

this is. the government.

Concept: Depressing dystopian factory where everything is gray and samey and the workers are called by their employee numbers by an ominous deep voice.

But it's a really great place to work with high salaries, excellent benefits, and a flexible working schedule with plenty of paid leave. They just like the dystopian aesthetic.

I woke up today in a shitty mood and agreed to let myself be late for work (they won't notice) and when I finally came downstairs after coaxing myself to have breakfast, I saw this little star of reflected sunlight distorted off some surface somewhere and thought it was nice.

Flat earthers ideal world be like:

i think we shouod terraform earth to make it completely flat because itd be fun