Hi Muts I Love U Thank U For Being Friends With Me

Hi muts I love u thank u for being friends with me

But are you normal about your friend who wears the corrupted amulet?

Death looks at you, baffled. “You’re not supposed to be dead.” You raise a brow. “I’m not?” “Nope,” Death says. “Huh… that’s never happened before.” Confused, you ask, “Do I get to go to an afterlife now?” Death shrugs. “You can’t, because you’re not officially dead.”

I hate to tell you this but that monkey screamed a blood curse upon you.

That nose bleed wasn't just from nothing.

when i was on vacation we went up into the mountains and i saw monkeys and i was so happy my nose started bleeding

Yeah my bf and his friends do the same thing. They once sent a text saying "u pee hard" (noun) and the worst part about reading that is that I could actually understand what they were saying:

u pee hard => u bee hard => u bi soft => ubisoft

The game company. They were talking about the game company.

"Gmorna, for fucks sake stop messing with the poor thing."

"What? I'm not, I'm explaining highly advanced anti-matter astrothermometrics and analytical autonormative quantum topomathematics to them."

*human engineer having an intellectual stroke*

"Just tell them that you like to steam the unfertilized calcium encased fetuses from their planet for lunch dude it's not that hard."

"They're called 'eggs', Jouor."

“You see human, we use highly advanced anti matter reactors to generate staggering amounts of heat to create steam to-” the human engineer go’s a hysterical meltdown.