Fantastic Beasts 3

Fantastic beasts 3

Credence: And now i, Aurelius Dumbledore, have come here to avenge myself. Fight me, brother!

Albus (signs): What the fuck, Gellert?

omg

i'm screaming

remember in deathly hallows when narcissa and lucius said fuck this war and ditched voldemort because their son was in danger? i mean yes, narcissa and lucius respected all those blood-purity stuff and were overall bad but they were also,,,really caring

i mean when voldemort gave draco the task she literally cried and begged snape to protect him

and lucius was trying to persuade voldemort to let him find his son during the battle

i kinda respect them for that

Magenta D'emon Anxiety Peacock Styles

i win

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james, very sleep deprived, putting honey in his tea : oh yeah get in the leaf juice you sexy, sexy bee sauce.

snape : do you take constructive criticism?

james : NOT from you.

especially after redeeming a 30+ year old brat that used his position in school to bully children and never felt any remorse towards non-slytherin students

or a professor that sends harry to an abusive household every year, lies to him SO MUCH i cant even begin to explain and has past history of wanting to enslave muggles along with grindelwald

but then she looked at the fanbase and thought : 'oh look this 16 year old boy that had no intentions of killing people and became a death eater only so he can protect his family and was even hesitant about exposing harry in the manor is so likeable!!! let me just *writes a whole article on pottermore about how he is irredeemble bc he was a bully and assumes he's only liked because of tom felton's appeal*, perfect.'

but that's not all of it

she's also biased towards gryffindors and literally hates slytherins. someone needs to remind her that she wrote about 3+ slytherin HEROES (horace, andromeda, regulus..).

and dont even get me started about her lack of culture and her creativity. cho chang?? the hell??

she also said that nagini used to be a HUMAN?? a WOMAN??? an ASIAN WOMAN??? that loved obeying her master and was basically a PET???

she also excused merope gaunt using a love potion on her husband therefore she RAPED him to have tom???? and then said that tom sr is a bad person because he left her????

in conclusion miku wrote harry potter and cc/fb is not canon

i actually hate how jk rowling says that fan shouldn’t like draco. like, i really really hate it. like, draco is a compelling and interesting character and has so much depth to him, depth that rowling never dug into. and i hate how she pretends it’s not there and that draco is just so unlikable when actually he’s a lot more likable than some other characters that she likes more