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james, very sleep deprived, putting honey in his tea : oh yeah get in the leaf juice you sexy, sexy bee sauce.
snape : do you take constructive criticism?
james : NOT from you.
Marauders based an interaction I had last year:
Some bully-bitch: *some snarky comment about "Cassiopiea" and James Potter's relationship*
Regulus, 2nd year: "Hey dickwad, my name isn't Cassiopeia, it's Regulus."
Bully-bitch: "Ah." *turns back to group of dicks to repeat snarky comment about Regulus and James Potter's relationship*
Regulus: 'at least he's a respectful asshole I suppose'
Remus:*sitting on the guest bed at the Potter's, munching on a bowl of green beans*
Sirius: *knocks at the doorway, a wild James Potter behind him*
Remus: *waves, then fans them closer so they know to come in, mouth full"
Remus: "whatssup?"
Sirius: Not sure, bored I suppose. You're here all week, and James and I got tired of sneaking up on Mr. Monty
Remus: okay *takes another bite*
James: Hey moony?
Remus: Yes prongs?
James: what the fuck are you eating?
Remus: Green beans..?
James: where the fuck did you get a bowl of green beans?
Remus: Your mother, literally. She's very hospitable.
Sirius: So you're just eating green beans? Nothing else? At all?
Remus: Yes..?
James:
Sirius:
Sirius: I don't even know the last time I touched one of those...
Remus: *stabs one, and gestures it towards Sirius, threatening*
Sirius: *jumps back in gay European repulsion*
James: *ignoring Padfoot* So is there a reason why or-???
Remus: they're tasty, I suppose.
Sirius: You know what else is tasty? 😏
Remus: *throws a green been at him, hitting him directly on the tip of his nose*
Sirius: *shreiks and scurries away into the corner, sort of behind a mirror*
Remus: Yes, *gets up from bed with his now empty bowl* James. *pecks James on the hand as he walks out to return the now empty bowl into the kitchen*
James: *bi confusion*
Sirius: *offended gay confusion*
Remus: *downstairs* Hey Monty, you won't believe what happened this time!!
okay hp fandom, once and for all, who's the better lily evans fancast:
karen gillan or sophie skelton