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I hope I have itty bitty Duckie vibes I would love that.

the cashier at barnes & noble just gave me this duck at checkout and they said “i give these to children and people with a certain vibe.”

floored to know something about me aligns with this duck

Me when a co-worker I was vibing with says something out of pocket in a bad way: HMMMM how's about no let's not be a part of this sitch

HEARTBREAKING: coworker you had normal casual conversations with reveals their rancid political views one day and you can never look at them the same

damn dude Google AI is savage lmao

google is it too late? google can i still be saved? google will i be okay?

OMG, this cat is the same age as me!!!!!!

When I was a kid I was a Sims 2 baby lol. I was obsessed with the Sims franchise growing up lol.

I got a mechanical keyboard

I got a mechanical keyboard for a really good price today. The lights are a bit bright but the clickety clack of the keyboard makes my brain go brrrrrr.

why is this so me like all the time lol 🤣

Person who wants to do stuff trapped in a body that needs to lie down

relatable post is relatable lol

worrying is like worshipping the problem

Well, we would probably have a lot more vampires.

where the fuck would we be without garlic honestly

Jesus christ episode 5 sure escalated quickly like goddamn not even 20 minutes in and it's already super spicy I'm almost glad my parents aren't home for a while lol

Is it just me or does netflix have a weird habit of releasing their full seasons a day before they said the would. Not that I'm complaining I find it quite a pleasant surprise but I just thought it was a pattern

Happy pride month babies

Broooo I have had this same problem my whole life like God damn dude I have enough hair to make a whole ass wig I don't give a shit if I look like a dude I want it all off 😤 lol

Another hair story. Stay strong y'all 💪😅

I love all of this so much

✨Sketch dump✨

I made a sketch session in my insta stories, these are all requests from my followers :) (except the last one, I couldn't resist after all the maid dress requests XD)

Whelp that sure escalated quickly 😆

I've seen posts going around claiming that petting animals is basically tricking them into thinking they're being groomed, and it's bugging me because, like, there's no trickery afoot. Petting and scritching are grooming activities. They help to dislodge loose fur and foreign objects and more evenly distribute protective oils, among other things. Primates are social groomers, and the human impulse to scritch is the legacy of our primate ancestors. We see an animal we like, even a dangerous one, and the monkey brain says "groom that thing".

"Dead boys detective agency" how fucking dare you make me love you so goddamned much!!!! Like my God I just finished the season and I already want so much more. I loved all the characters, even the bad guys, so much it gives me physical pain. And don't even get me started on all the entertwinning story lines, plus the little cameo of Death in the beginning words cannot express how much I loved her in sandman. Not to mention Ruth Conell has a vice grip on my heart. Y'all have no idea how upset I am that I have to wait God knows how long for another season I am on my knees wondering about what is going on with Niko and how the agency is going to look moving forward.

That's like mentally ill people and neurodivergent people with their medication. Like I have depression and when I don't take my pills, it really hits me. It was the same for my brother with his ADHD meds, like even with his coping mechanisms without the pills, he couldn't concentrate enough to do much of anything lol, Atleast not until he got older. Like you think it doesn't work, and then you are proven very wrong every time, lol. Anyways that's my two-cents on the conversation.

I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought "why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff," so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It's alright if you can't because apparently I fuckin couldn't either

oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day

Omg for the longest time I could not for the life of me figure out the fishing and it pissed me off to no end but one day I was playing and showing my brother my farm and it just clicked and I have sped through the fish tank at the community centre ever since

My friends, my wife, people in this lovely fandom hate fishing, can't do the fishing minigame or just no

MEANWHILE IM HERE, BLESSED BY THE GODS OLD AND NEW, CATCHING EVERY SINGLE FISH VANILLA MODE

FISH WANT ME, SDV PLAYERS FEAR ME

When he hit the wall and ping balled off the two card on beat 😆

Tobey Maguire Spider-Man "it's a hard knock life" fancam hours

Would the fruit flies themselves be spider currency like a mutual trade???? Like I let you in my house for a feast and not kill you thus removing icky flies and feeding you right??

spiders have got to figure out contracting I need to be able to call my local spiders union and be like "hey can you send a guy out for a few days the fruit flies are back" and then pay it in spider currency. I'll learn the conversion rates. I'll be generous with my rounding. please.

Good job haiku bot I'm glad you brought this to my dash 👍🏻

This animation without the filter because it fucked with the framerate for some reason (this isn't the intended look otherwise, but bleh)

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Can we just talk about how Zuko is such a good boy in the new live action (spoiler warning) he gave up getting to aang to save his uncle from the pit in Omoshu and he was so kind to him after his son died just the sweetest boy who has alot of anger issues.