Pour One Out For The Actual Plan The Breach Had For Blowing Up The Central Vault. It Was ELEGANT, A Work

pour one out for the actual plan the Breach had for blowing up the Central Vault. it was ELEGANT, a work of true beauty. of course it couldn't be allowed to survive reality. 😔

Andrew “it should be on a banjo” Prahlow

outer wilds is a fantastic game. no i'm not talking about the existential content i mean the different developer team descriptions that play in the credits along with a kazoo cover of the main theme if you manage to break the fabric of spacetime

This was so incredibly and hilariously petty of Spahr, a Top 10 Jonas Spahr Being Extremely 30ish Moment to me:

"You have just described to me what's down there. Almost word for word. The hunger. The voice in the night asking "what if". The pain. The questions. The unknown. It lives in you now. And it waits for you below."

"You are more prepared than you could possibly imagine. You have already seen its face. Though you do not yet know its name. You are ready. As ready as you could ever be. But when you see what waits for you, will you flinch?"

-Mother Trauma, Moonward Part 2

I had this sitting in my drafts for SO long struggling to decide what Spahr and Lark text posts I was gonna pick that better images for Weepe and Saskia dropped and I had to redo them both (Saskia's TWICE).

Morning after listening to the Wisdom Saga and I went back to WotM where Ody sings “ATHENA, BADASS IN THE ARENA” and couldn’t get the heavy emotional part of Love in Paradise where he screams her name again out of my head so now I can’t stop thinking about like

*Heavy emotional moment, somber music, the echoing words of all who have fallen surround Odysseus atop the cliff as he screams out.*

“ATHENA!!!”

*music stops. A sniffle.*

“Badass in the arena… 😔”

“Unmatched witty and queen of the best strategies we’ve seen… 😞”