JJK Incorrect Quotes Ft. Y/N

JJK Incorrect Quotes ft. Y/N

Geto: You know, Y/N gives Gojo flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too.

Shoko : Okay.

*Later*

Shoko : *gives Gojo flowers*

Gojo : ???

Shoko : I don't know, I'm confused as well.

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Geto: Truth or dare?

Y/N: Dare.

Geto: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.

Y/N: Hey Gojo ?

Gojo , blushing: Yeah?

Y/N: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Shoko .

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Shoko : What are you getting Gojo for the holidays?

Y/N: I don't know. It's kind of hard buying a gift for your partner when they already got everything they could've ever wanted when they married you. So I'm not sure yet.

Geto: I'm getting Gojo a divorce lawyer.

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Geto: Why do you look like that?

Y/N, laying face-first on the floor: Like what?

Geto: Like you’re dead.

Y/N: It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.

Shoko : Y/N accidentally called Gojo “babe” in front of everyone today.

Y/N: *sobs into the floor*

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Y/N: That's ridiculous, Gojo doesn't have a crush on me.

Geto: Yes he does.

Shoko: Yes he does.

Gojo : Yes I do.

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Geto: *about Gojo and Y/N* They make a cute couple, huh?

Shoko : They certainly are standing next to each other.

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Gojo: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Nobara : Nope, absolutely not.
Megumi: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Y/N: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
(Yuji) Sukuna: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Shoko : I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

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Gojo: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you're all invited

Y/N: If?

Kid!Megumi: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and they might not even die.

Gojo:

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Y/N: I think am falling for you

Shoko: Then get up

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Yuji: My brother Sukuna-

Megumi: He killed innocent people

Yuji: He’s adopted

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Y/N: Talk dirty to me~

Nanami: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.

Y/N: Sor-

Nanami: The economy is in shambles

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Gojo: When you said “Magic in bed”, I didn’t expect this

Y/N: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this you card?

Gojo: ..No

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Y/N: I think we should kiss

Sukuna: And I think you should die, we don’t always get what we want

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Shoko: You’re acting like your 5

Gojo: yeah 5 heads taller than you

Shoko: …

Gojo: I’m sorry

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Y/N: I fell-

Gojo: From heaven?

Geto: No they literally fell-

Gojo: In love with me the moment they saw me!

Shoko, visibly disappointed: Their arm is broken

Gojo, posing: Okay, but do you think I’m pretty? Be honest

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Maki: *Angrily presses Nobara against the wall* WHERES THE GODDAMN MONEY

Nobara:

Nobara: Are we about to kiss?

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Y/N: Last night was a mistake

Gojo: A hot mistake

Y/N, walking away: No just a regular mistake

Gojo, running after them: HEY WAIT

♡ᴛʜᴇ ʙɪɢ ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ [ʙɴʜᴀ] x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ [ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴᴏɴs]♡

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𝐀𝐧𝐢𝐦𝐞: 僕 の ヒ ー ロ ー ア カ デ ミ ア [Boku No Hero Academia]

𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐠𝐠𝐢𝐨 / 𝐢: Tamaki Amajiki, Mirio Togata, Nejire Hadou.

𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭: Type of boyfriend / girlfriend

𝐀𝐕𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐙𝐄: GN READER, There are no warnings, just an incredible amount of fluff.

𝐓𝐚𝐠𝐬: none ¯ \ _ (ツ) _ / ¯

-𝐍𝐞𝐣𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐇𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐮-

• She is absolutely a huge fan of showing her love for you in physical touches.

• With her you are sure that you will receive at least a dozen hugs and kisses in the space of half a day.

• Passionate fan of hugs. Change my mind.

• She loves making small gifts for you, such as coordinated bracelets, coordinated necklaces, coordinated dresses etc... Just coordinated things, so she can show to all of the others what an adorable little couple you two are <3.

• If you wore the clothes she gave you, she would literally be the happiest person on the face of the earth.

• What if you wore clothes inspired by her costume as her heroine? She would be an explosion of joy and she would immediately start asking you all kinds of questions without even giving you a second to answer as she begins to examine the clothes;

"___, OH MY GOD, where did you get them!? Ahh, they look identical to my horns! OH, look at the details, it's soo beautiful! You are so adorable!"

• Whatever you decide to undertake, she would always be by your side, supporting you with sweet words and caresses, and even in the most difficult moments, you always could count on her.

• She likes to express her affection for you not only with physical touch, but also with different compliments juxtaposed along the conversations you will have with her; she would do it almost without thinking about it, and she would glare at you during a conversation as she compliments your new hair you have.

"Honey! Did you change your hair by any chance? Because I think they look great on you !!"

• She has always been attentive to the little things you like, like your favorite food, your preferences in ice cream flavors, your favorite video games, favorite books, etc ... in short, everything you would like! I could really go on forever, because this girl would love you so much, and she loves giving you things you love.

• I honestly think she wouldn't know how to cook at all, but on the other hand, she takes private lessons very often and she would share with you her creations by asking you to taste all the foods she would have prepared. Do not worry about saying that some dish is too salty or not, or that it is objectively inedible, it would not take it and indeed, would use those criticisms to improve itself; and in no time she will have learned how to make your favorite dish to perfection.

• Pampering is a must in your relationship. Period.

• You would often find yourself in Hadou's room embracing each other listening to background music, talking about your days in each other's arms.

• Chatting at three in the morning would also be very frequent, mostly exchanging memes and funny things, and you would both end up laughing like crazy in your rooms.

• Nicknames are indispensable, she would call you love, darling, life, my energy, etc..., all while she would constantly hug you.

• In short, having Hadou as your girlfriend would be a blessing from heaven.

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-𝐓𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢 𝐀𝐦𝐚𝐣𝐢𝐤𝐢-

• Tamaki is an extremely shy and unsociable person, but somehow you managed to get him out of his armor of social anxiety and fall in love with you.

• At the beginning of your relationship, he couldn't even look you in the face without literally becoming a walking tomato; and hold hands? Hah, do you want him dead by any chance? In this case, most likely he would have immediately stiffened at your slightest touch and stopped breathing for a few seconds, but after some reassurance and time together, this problem would have subsided and he would be less anxious about your cuddles.

• When Tamaki gets too agitated or nervous in your absence, he often hides in his third year dorm, where he has a blanket and stuffed toys you give away that he snuggles up with and where he would calm down considerably. But in your presence, he would have retreated with you to your room and literally glued to your side as he voiced his concerns about him at your request.

• he is an extraordinary cook, but secretly he doesn't like cooking so much. He needs his cooking skills because of his quirk, but it's not something he likes to do that much. At least before your appearance in his life.

• Touching in public would be made embarrassing by Amajiki himself, not because he hates your contact, in fact, he loves him, but he is not a fan of kissing and hugging in public.

• He loves to do small things for you, such as preparing bento for you or helping you with the homework of the subject you have some difficulty with; after all, he is one of the smartest students in his class than he is, and he likes to spend time with you in private.

• If you wore one of his t-shirts or shorts, his soul would leave his body for a few seconds. He'd go haywire no matter how cute he looks in his clothes.

• Probably from that day on, he would start dropping his clothes around in his dorm more often and accidentally in the hope that you can find and wear them.

• When you ask him if he did it on purpose, he would immediately deny it with a very red face.

"Hey Tama, why are you leaving your clothes on display?"

"II ?! I'm not doing a-absolutely anything like that! S-I'm just more tired lately!"

"Okay honey, I'll continue to wear your clothes anyway, since you like me so much when I wear them ..."

"A-ah, I-I..."

• Although he seems like the least suitable person to seek comfort, he is actually one of the most empathic and kind people you could ever meet; he would try hard to cheer you up with hugs and loving whispers against your ear.

• he loves to express his affection for you with small trinkets that he constantly gives you; although you can tell him that there is no need to give you such gifts, he would not stop at all with gifts, and in the end you would always accept what he has to give.

• Although you only need him.

• He would definitely call you with nicknames like honey, sweetie, my love etc... He doesn't use them often, but you don't care about that <3

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-𝐌𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝐓𝐨𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐚-

• Mirio is the complete opposite of Amajiki, he is literally the sun in his human form and person, and it is what has brought both his friends to be such and you two to be a couple.

• Your relationship could have started in many different ways, for example: if you were a shy person like Amajiki, he would not hesitate to take you under his wing and help you as he did in the past with his friends ; while if you had been a person as sunny as he is (which is quite difficult, given that Mirio is optimism himself), you would have immediately made friends.

• You may have met in all possible and imaginable ways, but the thing that doesn't change is that from that initial friendship, your relationship blossomed.

• Having Mirio is like having a ball of positive energy wherever you go; there is not a single moment where you can find him sad, obviously he also has the ups and downs of him, but try in every way not to influence you with the negativity of him more than rare of him.

• With him, physical love would be the order of the day: he would always try to have his arm around your waist, to hold your hand, to hug you in public.

• However, if you are not very favorable to physical contact in public, he would try to tone down his affectionate manners by absolutely respecting your decision, but he might miss a little handshake from time to time.

• He loves cuddling with you, especially when you are in private; such as when Togata is tired after a day full of fighting the various villains and criminals in the city, only to find you waiting for him with a bag of popcorn, while you invite him to watch a movie with you, and while he is delighted and freed from this sweet gesture of yours, he is about to change and lie down next to you, holding you back as if you were his human-sized teddy bear.

"AWE, love, thank you! You truly are my little star!! I love you so much!"

"Haha, I love you too Togata, now come on so we can relax a bit together ..."

• Togata would urge you to wear his clothes, idolize you, worship the floor you can walk on and endlessly compliment how you can be so adorable as him.

• Appointments with Mirio would almost often be located in a quiet park, having a relaxing picnic.

• Honestly I think Mirio is a pretty good cook, which he uses when he wants to make you some snacks, and he also really appreciate the compliments you give him when you taste everything he cooks; that gives him a confirmation that he is doing well, and he loves him, as he loves you.

• You would surely find yourself in his room very often while hugging each other asleep after a very long chat.

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Hey everyone! I just wanted to thank you all for the 15 readers, and for the very good feedbacks that I see on my posts. Really guys, thank you. Ily <3

Light_170

This is so beautifully written!

A Marriage of Convenience - Masterlist

Pairing: Yoriichi x you

Summary: Yoriichi's friends think that Yoriichi is too lonely and needs a wife and family to take care of him. They propose a marriage of convenience to a woman who's in need of a husband. The arrangement of the marriage is simple: both parties live their lives as before, y/n takes care of Yoriichi as a wife and Yoriichi keeps unwanted men (and demons) away. Love is not required, friendship is appreciated. However, how detached can one be when living so close to each other?

Part 1: the deal

Part 2: tolerance

Part 3: something like family

Part 4: the honeymoon

Part 5: firsts

Part 6: the window to the heavens

Part 7: returning home

Part 8: Injuries

Part 9: moving places

⊹ proud of you.

note: maki zenin appreciation

ft. maki zenin

warning: gn!reader, best friend!reader, platonic

“you know, you’re my best friend, right?”

“what did you do?”

Keep reading

going to prom with the big 3

warnings: none!! just lots of fluff and cute stuff !!

normally i am a villains sort of girl, HOWEVER i am actually in love with these 3 and would risk my life for any of them. once again ignore any mistakes 😏

mirio

mirio, the love of my life

he’s SO excited for prom

he wasn’t nervous at all when asking you out

probably made a big scene over asking you to prom, EVERYONE knew you two were going together

obviously you would be matching

you two wear red

you wanted to get ready by yourself so your dress would be a surprise but he just couldn’t wait and popped up when you were least expecting it

you weren’t happy about it but honestly how can you stay mad at him

he makes sure the two of you make an ENTRANCE

he dotes on you all night, showering you in compliments and affection

you just look so beautiful how could he not

the two of you take a TON of pictures

and don’t tell anyone but he still carries a picture of you from that night with him everywhere he goes

he’s definitely the life of the party so obviously y’all go out after prom

though he loves the attention, if you get uncomfortable or tired and wanna go home, all you have to do is tell him and the two of you will leave as soon as possible

if you let him, he’ll stay the night 😏

tamaki

it doesn’t matter if you two were already dating or not, he’s nervous

he definitely doesn’t make a huge scene over asking you, choosing to go to your house with some flowers

gives you a kiss when you say yes !!!

you two decide to wear dark blue and gold to match his hair 😌 (it was his idea)

he doesn’t see your dress until he picks you up and is absolutely blown away

he blushes when he compliments you, but tries to play it off

takes you out to a nice dinner before

isn’t a party person so honestly this is a little stressful for him, but he’ll push through it and stay as long as you’d like

he cannot stop staring at you through out the night

isn’t as forward with pda like mirio but he still likes it when you hold onto his hand/arm

lots of pictures as well

slow dances with you !!!!!!!

he likes to hold you against him, your head on his chest while softly swaying to the music

you would be able to feel his heart beat against his chest as the two of you danced

he would move his hand from your waist to gently cup your cheek, bringing your lips to his

your lipstick would stain his lips, but he didn’t care

after he wouldn’t really want to go to a party, but wouldn’t mind going out to get ice cream with you and some friends

he wouldn’t stay the night, but he’d walk you to your door and kiss you goodnight

nejire

another one that’s not nervous to ask you

she also is more private when asking you, but it isn’t as small as what tamaki does

is so excited when you said yes

the two of you plan everything together: where to go for dinner, what to wear, if you were going out afterwards

i can’t decide if you guys would wear purple or green, but you guys definitely wear lighter colors

gives you flowers and a kiss when she sees you 😌

loves to hold onto your arm through out the night

quick kisses on the cheek so she doesn’t mess up your makeup

shows you off to EVERYONE she knows

she’s just so happy to be with you and wants everyone to know you are together

though she is more extroverted than tamaki, she doesn’t want to stay out all night

after, the two of you would probably go to a late night diner

she secretly hopes that you’ll invite her over

if you do, the two of you will help each other get ready for bed (you guys have matching pjs) and cuddle with you for the rest of the night

highschool romance with choso

gender neutral, fluff

i’m not sure if i’m back for good but this has been sitting in my drafts for so long. i fixed it up for guys.

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* * :･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

Before the Relationship

( — Choso is the kind of student who doesn’t make any effort to be sociable or liked. He has quite the reputation of being gloomy and bleak all the time. Plus, the close bond he shares with his brothers can seem strange in the eyes of his peers.

( — With his lowly reputation, you won’t be introduced through a mutual friend. You’re more likely to meet him after being partnered together for an assignment. Cliché, yes, but true.

( — Think of this as a slow burn romance, and I mean real slow because Choso can hardly focus on anyone other than his siblings. There won’t be any romantic feelings developed until he thinks of you as a close friends first.

( — During that time of learning you, there’ll be lots of timid glances, brushing of fingers, and blushing on his part.

( — When the time comes, Choso will realize that he has taken a strong liking towards you, and not in a way that a friend would. The only problem is that he has a hard time showing it.

( — This mutual pinning will go on for so long that Yuji and the others will have to step in.

( — Their antics weren’t at all subtle. One time you and Choso were “accidentally” pushed and locked inside of a cramped closet.

( — Though that wasn’t nearly as bad as Eso bumping into you so hard that you fell on top of Choso. He claimed he wasn’t paying attention to where he was going but his smirk said otherwise.

( — Choso will eventually take the hint and wait for you by your locker one day. The heads of his younger brothers will be peeking around the corner—very noticeably, to watch the confession unfold.

(— When you walked over he didn’t speak for too long. He got straight to the point of admitting his feelings and asked if you’d have him as your lover.

( — Unbeknownst to you, his heart was thumping so loud he thought the whole school could hear it.

The Relationship

( — Once things became official, Choso wants every moment spent with you to be meaningful.

( — With the help of internet blogs and romance films, he kept himself in the loop about what to do in a relationship.

( — He memorized your schedule just so he could take you to class and pick you up. He also carries your textbooks and school bag if you need him too. This was his way of letting the other students know you two were together.

( — There’ll be study dates that involve actual studying! Choso is in this relationship for the long haul; he often fantasizes about marrying you right after graduation. He’ll make sure you, and his brothers, are passing each semester.

( — PDA is fine but he prefers to find quiet spots around the school to show affection. (e.g. under the gym bleachers, janitors closet, roof top)

( — Choso will purposely get detention if he finds out you got it.

( — If you’re involved in a school club or happen to be an athlete, he will stick around after school just so he can walk you home safely.

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* * :･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧