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The Design Will Be The One With Straight Horns But I Have One With Round Horns Too But So You Know,the

The Design Will Be The One With Straight Horns But I Have One With Round Horns Too But So You Know,the
The Design Will Be The One With Straight Horns But I Have One With Round Horns Too But So You Know,the

The design will be the one with straight horns but I have one with round horns too but so you know,the official design will be the one with straight horns and I might start probably not a comic but something like that and I'll say it here then the first chapter comes out

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What Do You Think?

What do you think?


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1 year ago

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1 year ago

Yes

MOSQUITO: BZZZOH FUCK YES!!!!!!
MOSQUITO: BZZZOH FUCK YES!!!!!!

MOSQUITO: BZZZOH FUCK YES!!!!!!

MOSQUITO: YOU KNOW HOW, LIKE, A FEW DAYS AGO??? WHEN I MADE THIS BLOG????

MOSQUITO: I SAID ONE OF THE PRIME, MOST PRECISE REASONS I MADE THIS BLOG WAS TO RATE MY FRIEND’S LOOKS????????

MOSQUITO: This is the REAL reason for this blog.

MOSQUITO: Oh fuck I don’t even know if I could top any ask after this holy shit.

MOSQUITO: This is my time, bzzt…

MOSQUITO: Even if it’s between my super hero friends and not my normal alter ego’s friends that you’ve already seen on this blog haha wait fuck hmm.

MOSQUITO:

MOSQUITO: BBBZzzzzzZTANYWAYS,

#5: TUPPERWARE

MOSQUITO: BZZZOH FUCK YES!!!!!!

MOSQUITO: He actually has a nice butt, but his outfit just trashes the whole thing.

MOSQUITO: Skin tight pants suits those buns well, though.

MOSQUITO: His parents keep him well fed, and that always calls for a juicy booty.

MOSQUITO: 7/10. Respectable.

#4: MYSTERION

MOSQUITO: BZZZOH FUCK YES!!!!!!

MOSQUITO: You can never tell because his cape is always covering it, but the guy’s rockin a beauty booty.

MOSQUITO: I wonder if he knows?

MOSQUITO: I wonder if he knows I’ve looked at it?

MOSQUITO: Hey fellas is it gay to look at another man’s ass, zzt?

MOSQUITO: Hmm.

MOSQUITO: Anyways, he’s also a good 7/10 in my books.

#3: WONDER TWEEK

MOSQUITO: BZZZOH FUCK YES!!!!!!

MOSQUITO: Okay so normally you can’t ever tell, because he wears really baggy pants that don’t fit him at all.

MOSQUITO: But when he’s in his costume, he’s wearing the same kinds of pants that Super Craig does.

MOSQUITO: To match, or something gay like that.

MOSQUITO: Super Craig has an unfortunate ass haha what an idiot shit loser.

MOSQUITO: But Wonder Tweek???? When you can see it?

MOSQUITO: Choice. A perfect gay ass.

MOSQUITO: I almost want to touch it, but I don’t need another reason for Wonder Tweek to kick my ass bzbbzhzt,.

MOSQUITO: 8/10 very nicegood.

MOSQUITO: …Bzzzzthis is getting sorta gay we need more chick heros.

#2: CALL GIRL (AKA CHICK HERO)

MOSQUITO: BZZZOH FUCK YES!!!!!!

MOSQUITO: Okay so I know she wears a skirt and you can’t see it at all but trust me.

MOSQUITO: I’ve seen it during recess, during lunch time…

MOSQUITO: Toolshed is a lucky dude.

MOSQUITO: IF HE WERE STILL DATING HER OHHHHHH SLAMDUNKED FUCKING DESTROYED HA!!!

MOSQUITO: …m

MOSQUITO: Maybe I can get with that…???

MOSQUITO: Oh heckums but then Toolshed might kick my ass.

MOSQUITO:

MOSQUITO: Also as much as I wanna, I’m not gonna lift her skirt up she’d kick my ass even harder than Wonder Tweek OR Toolshed.

MOSQUITO: 9/10 good job tho.

MOSQUITO: Call Girl more like Booty Call Girl hahaha nice @ self.

#1: THE HUMAN KITE

MOSQUITO: BZZZOH FUCK YES!!!!!!

MOSQUITO: Okay, so this one is just unfair.

MOSQUITO: If I was in this list, I’d still be #2 compared to this butt.

MOSQUITO: As a ladies man, I frequent the ladie’s hangouts.

MOSQUITO: Yknow to pick up on chicks or whatever.

MOSQUITO: But then THIS guy at school comes walking by, totally unaware that all the girls are staring and talking about HIS butt!

MOSQUITO: What about mine!!!

MOSQUITO: Ugh, buzz buzz!

MOSQUITO: He has a wonderful ass and his suit does NOT help!

MOSQUITO: Fuck you 10/10!


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1 year ago

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