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I agree. It's like having a circular loaf of bread. Square is the shape of bread loaves.

Random world-building headcanons:

This au works like the X-men's universe, powers are real and those who have powers are considered mutants

There's a lot of stigma (ranging from concern of safety to wanting every mutant incarcerated or dead) regarding being a mutant, so most people choose to hide their powers

Every type of mutation requires a different set of affected genes

Also for someone to be a mutant, they need at least one of their parents' side of the family to carry those genes

Mutations can be activated in the womb, straight from the womb, in early childhood, as a consequence of puberty or through intense stress and trauma. Most commonly they appear in a person's late teens, almost never later in adulthood

Superheroes! There are superheroes

Well not many consider themselves superheroes actually

The Coon, Fastpass, Captain Diabetes, Super Craig and Wonder Tweek are public superheroes which means that their identity is known to the public, they go on interviews and frequently interact with fans.

Toolshed, Human Kite and Mosquito aren't well known but they're not hidden either. They rarely interact with the public.

Mysterion, Call Girl and Doctor Timothy are completly underground. Mysterion was active in the past, when they were 10 and he was playing superhero, then he went awol, no one knows if he's back or not. Doctor Timothy and Call Girl have never placed themselves on the map.

Call Girl and Toolshed don't consider themselves superheroes

Professor Chaos is still a villain. He never really had a choice ;)

south park doodles + my tbfw team

another fastpass post, ft. tupperware and mysterion (begrudgingly)

sometimes I'm like hm why don't I actually ever see much brand-name tupperware even though I usually call it by the brand name of tupperware. and then I'm like oh right cuz it's an mlm

Yes

MOSQUITO: BZZZOH FUCK YES!!!!!!

MOSQUITO: YOU KNOW HOW, LIKE, A FEW DAYS AGO??? WHEN I MADE THIS BLOG????

MOSQUITO: I SAID ONE OF THE PRIME, MOST PRECISE REASONS I MADE THIS BLOG WAS TO RATE MY FRIEND’S LOOKS????????

MOSQUITO: This is the REAL reason for this blog.

MOSQUITO: Oh fuck I don’t even know if I could top any ask after this holy shit.

MOSQUITO: This is my time, bzzt…

MOSQUITO: Even if it’s between my super hero friends and not my normal alter ego’s friends that you’ve already seen on this blog haha wait fuck hmm.

MOSQUITO:

MOSQUITO: BBBZzzzzzZTANYWAYS,

#5: TUPPERWARE

MOSQUITO: He actually has a nice butt, but his outfit just trashes the whole thing.

MOSQUITO: Skin tight pants suits those buns well, though.

MOSQUITO: His parents keep him well fed, and that always calls for a juicy booty.

MOSQUITO: 7/10. Respectable.

#4: MYSTERION

MOSQUITO: You can never tell because his cape is always covering it, but the guy’s rockin a beauty booty.

MOSQUITO: I wonder if he knows?

MOSQUITO: I wonder if he knows I’ve looked at it?

MOSQUITO: Hey fellas is it gay to look at another man’s ass, zzt?

MOSQUITO: Hmm.

MOSQUITO: Anyways, he’s also a good 7/10 in my books.

#3: WONDER TWEEK

MOSQUITO: Okay so normally you can’t ever tell, because he wears really baggy pants that don’t fit him at all.

MOSQUITO: But when he’s in his costume, he’s wearing the same kinds of pants that Super Craig does.

MOSQUITO: To match, or something gay like that.

MOSQUITO: Super Craig has an unfortunate ass haha what an idiot shit loser.

MOSQUITO: But Wonder Tweek???? When you can see it?

MOSQUITO: Choice. A perfect gay ass.

MOSQUITO: I almost want to touch it, but I don’t need another reason for Wonder Tweek to kick my ass bzbbzhzt,.

MOSQUITO: 8/10 very nicegood.

MOSQUITO: …Bzzzzthis is getting sorta gay we need more chick heros.

#2: CALL GIRL (AKA CHICK HERO)

MOSQUITO: Okay so I know she wears a skirt and you can’t see it at all but trust me.

MOSQUITO: I’ve seen it during recess, during lunch time…

MOSQUITO: Toolshed is a lucky dude.

MOSQUITO: IF HE WERE STILL DATING HER OHHHHHH SLAMDUNKED FUCKING DESTROYED HA!!!

MOSQUITO: …m

MOSQUITO: Maybe I can get with that…???

MOSQUITO: Oh heckums but then Toolshed might kick my ass.

MOSQUITO:

MOSQUITO: Also as much as I wanna, I’m not gonna lift her skirt up she’d kick my ass even harder than Wonder Tweek OR Toolshed.

MOSQUITO: 9/10 good job tho.

MOSQUITO: Call Girl more like Booty Call Girl hahaha nice @ self.

#1: THE HUMAN KITE

MOSQUITO: Okay, so this one is just unfair.

MOSQUITO: If I was in this list, I’d still be #2 compared to this butt.

MOSQUITO: As a ladies man, I frequent the ladie’s hangouts.

MOSQUITO: Yknow to pick up on chicks or whatever.

MOSQUITO: But then THIS guy at school comes walking by, totally unaware that all the girls are staring and talking about HIS butt!

MOSQUITO: What about mine!!!

MOSQUITO: Ugh, buzz buzz!

MOSQUITO: He has a wonderful ass and his suit does NOT help!

MOSQUITO: Fuck you 10/10!

Freedom pals 3/3

Redraw of that scene with new kid playing the mandolin :]

Sorry for drawing my new kid so much. It WILL happen again.

Your great grandmother, who was extremely into the occult when she was young, has bequeathed onto you the first Tupperware branded plastic bin

Little did you know, the polymers that made up the Tupperware were shaped into an ancient, powerful occult symbol that was just activated by your leftover blood pudding

Now open: My tupperware business

hello everyone! I am officially announcing that I am now selling Tupperware!

if you want to book a part as a host, check out my facebook page https://www.facebook.com/heavyoakstupperware if you want to party online and never leave the house, you can do that too: http://heavyoak.my.tupperware.com/party/host_party/index.html

 and of course, you can buy Tupperware direct if you really want to.

Note: IRL hosts get free tupperware based on sales and online hosts get store credit based on sales.

let me know and btw, tupperware is much more than just food storage, its life organization!

Sooo,Today I sorted through all my Tupperware containers aaaand…

This was everything… we had exactly two (2) Tupperware containers with matching lids and the rest was JUST lids.