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they are sooo funny
headcanon that everyone was in a heated, lore-heavy battle of the century, when suddenly they heard the ice cream truck so everyone stopped and got ice cream ( I will be making more of the other people I'll do them tomorrow)
Kyle got strawberry
Stan got chocolate
Cartman got a banana split
Kenny got vanilla
Scott just got a sugar-free drink instead
and Clyde got caramel with sprinkles
Was drawing my phone Destoryer deck but got too annoyed because I kept changing it. Anywyas Sclyde..Scyde? Idk which one tbh
Yes
MOSQUITO: BZZZOH FUCK YES!!!!!!
MOSQUITO: YOU KNOW HOW, LIKE, A FEW DAYS AGO??? WHEN I MADE THIS BLOG????
MOSQUITO: I SAID ONE OF THE PRIME, MOST PRECISE REASONS I MADE THIS BLOG WAS TO RATE MY FRIEND’S LOOKS????????
MOSQUITO: This is the REAL reason for this blog.
MOSQUITO: Oh fuck I don’t even know if I could top any ask after this holy shit.
MOSQUITO: This is my time, bzzt…
MOSQUITO: Even if it’s between my super hero friends and not my normal alter ego’s friends that you’ve already seen on this blog haha wait fuck hmm.
MOSQUITO:
MOSQUITO: BBBZzzzzzZTANYWAYS,
#5: TUPPERWARE
MOSQUITO: He actually has a nice butt, but his outfit just trashes the whole thing.
MOSQUITO: Skin tight pants suits those buns well, though.
MOSQUITO: His parents keep him well fed, and that always calls for a juicy booty.
MOSQUITO: 7/10. Respectable.
#4: MYSTERION
MOSQUITO: You can never tell because his cape is always covering it, but the guy’s rockin a beauty booty.
MOSQUITO: I wonder if he knows?
MOSQUITO: I wonder if he knows I’ve looked at it?
MOSQUITO: Hey fellas is it gay to look at another man’s ass, zzt?
MOSQUITO: Hmm.
MOSQUITO: Anyways, he’s also a good 7/10 in my books.
#3: WONDER TWEEK
MOSQUITO: Okay so normally you can’t ever tell, because he wears really baggy pants that don’t fit him at all.
MOSQUITO: But when he’s in his costume, he’s wearing the same kinds of pants that Super Craig does.
MOSQUITO: To match, or something gay like that.
MOSQUITO: Super Craig has an unfortunate ass haha what an idiot shit loser.
MOSQUITO: But Wonder Tweek???? When you can see it?
MOSQUITO: Choice. A perfect gay ass.
MOSQUITO: I almost want to touch it, but I don’t need another reason for Wonder Tweek to kick my ass bzbbzhzt,.
MOSQUITO: 8/10 very nicegood.
MOSQUITO: …Bzzzzthis is getting sorta gay we need more chick heros.
#2: CALL GIRL (AKA CHICK HERO)
MOSQUITO: Okay so I know she wears a skirt and you can’t see it at all but trust me.
MOSQUITO: I’ve seen it during recess, during lunch time…
MOSQUITO: Toolshed is a lucky dude.
MOSQUITO: IF HE WERE STILL DATING HER OHHHHHH SLAMDUNKED FUCKING DESTROYED HA!!!
MOSQUITO: …m
MOSQUITO: Maybe I can get with that…???
MOSQUITO: Oh heckums but then Toolshed might kick my ass.
MOSQUITO:
MOSQUITO: Also as much as I wanna, I’m not gonna lift her skirt up she’d kick my ass even harder than Wonder Tweek OR Toolshed.
MOSQUITO: 9/10 good job tho.
MOSQUITO: Call Girl more like Booty Call Girl hahaha nice @ self.
#1: THE HUMAN KITE
MOSQUITO: Okay, so this one is just unfair.
MOSQUITO: If I was in this list, I’d still be #2 compared to this butt.
MOSQUITO: As a ladies man, I frequent the ladie’s hangouts.
MOSQUITO: Yknow to pick up on chicks or whatever.
MOSQUITO: But then THIS guy at school comes walking by, totally unaware that all the girls are staring and talking about HIS butt!
MOSQUITO: What about mine!!!
MOSQUITO: Ugh, buzz buzz!
MOSQUITO: He has a wonderful ass and his suit does NOT help!
MOSQUITO: Fuck you 10/10!
Absolute dumbass. Nothing going on in that brain