OH MY GODDDDD I LOVE U/P

OH MY GODDDDD I LOVE U/P

BUT I HATE YOU SO MUCH

ITS SO FUCNNY I CALJS

FSHL JKF CGJGH

IM LAUGHIG TOO HARD MY ROOMMATE IS CONCERNED

GELP IT HURETS

IM DYING THANYOU

so like I couldn't reblog this thread from @smowyashe but I'm gonna share this as continuation

I hate the fact that I was so ready to go into navy cadets and seriously consider a military path, preferably navy diver, then seeing one post about anit-millitary people and just fucking breaking

i know that soldiers kill people

i know that they cause destruction

but do you know what would happen if the stopped defending us?

do you know what would've happened if we didn't have an army back in WW1 and WW2

life is shit

people are shit

there are also plenty of people in the military who have never killed anyone

working in humanitarian aid, office jobs, psychologists and doctors and cooks, even musicians

before hating on someone for doing their job and protecting thier country no matter what, do some fucking research

ik there are shitty soldiers

*cough cough* russia *cough cough*

but that doesn't mean there arent good soldiers too, people who joined the military to protect, to serve, to have a purpose

i dont want to join the military because of cod, sure i like the game, but i want to join the military because i want to serve and protect

i want to be like that lovely small arms and seamanship specialist i talked to a few times

i want to be like that strict but soft woman in the airforce who advocates for indigenous health and inclusion

i want to be like that goofy and loveable humanitarian aid soldier who helped people during floods

i want to be known as the small navy diver with a big heart

who never gave up

who never left anyone behind

who challenged beliefs

who inspired others

like they inspired me

@capt-zjaybird

Elias core fr fr

Elsa is so done ❄️

based on the twitter expression meme under the cut

Answering these bc its late and I'm a lil silly :3 (mentally ill)

1- What’s your favorite color? - Green

2- Coffee or tea? - Black tea with milk and LOTS of sugar

3- If you could live anywhere and cost wasn’t an issue, where would you live? - Somewhere on the beach

4- If you were a time of day, what time of day would you be? - Nautical twilight

5- What’s your phone wallpaper? - Snow leopard collage

6- What’s a song that you relate to? - Saint Bernard by Lincoln

7- What would you do if you found a 100 dollar bill on the sidewalk? - Make aggressive eye contact with it for five seconds before guiltily walking off without touching it

8- Do you have any piercings or tattoos? - Only have my firsts done and no tatoos, but when I graduate I'll be getting a lot more of both

9- What song would you want to get kissed to? - Meteor Shower by Cavetown

10- What song would you play at your funeral? - The Final Countdown by Europe

11- When’s the last time you cried? - Not too long ago, I think in the past week or so?

12- What do you want to be remembered for when you die? - Being a badass and helping lots of people

13- If you could commit any crime without consequence, which crime would you commit? Or would you not commit any crime at all? - Theft, lots of theft and fraud

14- Would you rather know the date or cause of your death? - I'm bad with deadlines so cause, also I wanna know what makes me finally kick the bucket

15- What would you do if you found a dead body in a hotel room? - Stare at it until someone notices somethings up and checks out what's happening

16- Are we really living or are we just slowly dying? - Slowly dying :3

17- Do you like the taste of blood? - YES I LOVE IT IT'S SO NICE AND METALLIC

18- If you had to lose a body part, which one would you choose and why? - Probs my right leg, prosthetics are expensive but then I'd be able to kick really hard.

19- Would you rather be frozen, burned, or drowned? - Drowned, I love the water

20- If there's hell of some sort, do you think you’re going there? - DEFINITELY LMAOOOO

21- How would you dispose of a body? - Bury it under a dead animal so when sniffer dogs find it the police will dig up, find the animal, then move on assuming that was what set off the sniffer dogs

22- Would you kill someone you don’t know to save someone you love? - Yes, with a little hesitation, but still yes

23- Would you rather be burned at the stake but die a saint beloved by all, or die peacefully but have nobody remember you? - First option, I can't handle the thought of being forgotten

24- Would you rather eat part of a human heart or a whole human eye? - Part of a human heart, more bloody, also if human eye's taste anything like shrimp eyes, I DEFINITELY don't wanna eat them

25- What question would you ask the devil? - Was there any purpose in following God?

These were pretty easy, probs bc I think of this shit on a daily basis :>

Asks That Start Off Normal But Progressively Get Dark

1- What’s your favorite color?

2- Coffee or tea?

3- If you could live anywhere and cost wasn’t an issue, where would you live? 

4- If you were a time of day, what time of day would you be?

5- What’s your phone wallpaper?

6- What’s a song that you relate to?

7- What would you do if you found a 100 dollar bill on the sidewalk?

8- Do you have any piercings or tattoos? 

9- What song would you want to get kissed to?

10- What song would you play at your funeral?

11- When’s the last time you cried?

12- What do you want to be remembered for when you die?

13- If you could commit any crime without consequence, which crime would you commit? Or would you not commit any crime at all?

14- Would you rather know the date or cause of your death?

15- What would you do if you found a dead body in a hotel room?

16- Are we really living or are we just slowly dying?

17- Do you like the taste of blood?

18- If you had to lose a body part, which one would you choose and why?

19- Would you rather be frozen, burned, or drowned?

20- If there's hell of some sort, do you think you’re going there?

21- How would you dispose of a body?

22- Would you kill someone you don’t know to save someone you love?

23- Would you rather be burned at the stake but die a saint beloved by all, or die peacefully but have nobody remember you?

24- Would you rather eat part of a human heart or a whole human eye?

25- What question would you ask the devil?

I think I might be a physical nonhuman but I'm honestly not sure. I am fully aware that I am in a human body but also I feel like it's not mine. I feel like my true self was forced into this body waiting to be free and to join the stars again.

I do really want to call myself a physical nonhuman but I'm just not sure if I am one :/

"Boys don't like girls who don't shave."

Number one: I'm not a girl all the time

Number two: Boys can go sdm if they care so much

Number three: That's my coat, and it's very practical, keeps me warm and camouflaged

Number four: Do you think that maybe I'm trying to get the boys to ignore me?

Wdym I “need to shave”? No, no. You misunderstand. This is my winter coat coming in.