I Heard A Little Girl In Walmart Tell Her Brother There Are Good Vampires, You Know

i heard a little girl in walmart tell her brother “there are good vampires, you know”

friend: hey could you suggest something to read? maybe one of those online things you're-

me: wHAT DO YOU WANT? DARK!FICS? NC-17? ANGST? FLUFF? BDSM? CROSSDRESSING? SLOWBURN? ONESHOT? MULTICHAPTERED? AU? EPILOGUE COMPLIANT? ALPHA/BETA/OMEGA DYNAMICS? MATING/HEAT!FICS? HARRYPOTTER!VERSE? OR MAYBE SOME DUBCON? HOW WOULD YOU FEEL ABOUT SOME HURT/COMFORT? ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP? FRIENDS TO LOVERS? FUCKBUDDIES TO LOVERS? SOULMATE AU? BEDSHARING/FORCED PROXIMITY/BONDING? MAYBE SOME INFIDELITY OR ARRANGED MARRIAGE, PERHAPS. DO YOU WANT SOME JEALOUSY OR AGE!GAP FICS OR SOME PRESLASH?!?! MAYBE SOME FAIRYTALE!AU AND SOME HUMOR AND CRACK !AND PWP AND DADDYKINK!@!@!wHaT dO yOu nEeD i sHaLl pRoVidE yOu wItH iT

friend: *backs away slowly*

so my brother was asleep and my leGIT FIRST THOUGHT was ‘oh maybe he’s dead’

And then my second thought is ‘huh. I’ve never called an ambulance before. Wonder what that’s like’

And then he moves and my subconscious just sighs and thinks ‘not dead. What a shame’

Can I just say

Fenrys.

What a good lad what a man.

VERY glad that @sjmaas built the aelin fenrys friendship in koa and ACTUALLY CONTINUED IT THROUGHOUT. Because not to shit on her or anything but it’s not uncharacteristic of the genre to abandon a friendship once it’s served it’s purpose plot wise

Congratulations, Sarah J Maas

You finally had the guts to kill some of your characters

You’re gonna fall in love with that beautiful nonbender eventually, grumpy water tribe mother fucker