Excerpt Fromsorry Not Sorry Crack Post That I Am More Proud Of Than I Have The Right To Be [x]

Excerpt from ‘sorry not sorry’ crack post that I am more proud of than I have the right to be [x]

aurealmaster:

 Well, he is SURPRISED, at least.  Whatever he’d been expecting, it wasn’t this.  Cecil can’t help the comfortable laugh which escapes him at such a domestic sight.  At least Assassin seems to have made himself comfortable– he’s thankful, actually, to find this. 

  “ oh– uh– “ 

But, well, Cecil does as is requested– he takes his jacket off at the door and hangs it up before he makes his way to the sofa.  

  “I apologize for leaving you on your own all afternoon.  I’m glad you found entertainment for yourself.”  Cecil sets down manuscripts from his work day on the coffee table, setting aside his work for the evening.  It can wait.

Hmph. Well, at least the kid had some humility and grace, unlike some Masters Lunarre could mention. The Servant was initially unsure how to take this show of consideration, until he remembered that Cecil’s house was still bland and the only entertainment Lunarre had managed to find had been from a magical box.

“First off - you’re gonna do something about this bland-ass house. Were you robbed? Did you just move in? Or do you really have no taste or interests at all?” 

Sitting back, the assassin sighed.

“When you’ve got a free day, we’re going straight to the nearest home improvement store and fixing this place up.”

His Master opened his mouth to reply, but Lunarre held up a hand to stop him. 

“The second - last - thing is this. You summoned me. Yeah, barely 24 hours have passed since then, but I haven’t heard a word about any plan, any action. If you think I’m going to be caged up in this house for the entire war, you’re very wrong.” 

He frowned, and his voice took a lower, more solemn tone. 

“Even if you don’t want any part of it, others damn well will, and sooner or later they’ll bring the fight to you. Your best bet would be to make sure that doesn’t happen.”

I’m finally home. Holy crap.

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👹: Let’s summon a demon/use an ouija board for fun! 👺: Someone is willing to do anything to sabotage others and win the costume contest. 💀: Oh god. Is this for real?! There’s a dead body – who did it?! 👻: I swear I’m not lying! I saw a ghost in the bathroom! 👽: I had a supernatural encounter! Don’t believe me? I’ll show you where it happened! 👾: All right, what horror movie should we watch?! – No that one’s stupid. 🕷: This party is boring, let’s liven it up by moving to a graveyard. 🍬: WHO STOLE ALL THE CANDY? COME CLEAN AND I’LL LET YOU LIVE. 🎃: That Jack-O-Lantern didn’t wink at you, you’re clearly high and freaking out, calm down. 🌚: Wait, it’s a full moon?! Oh shit – uh, um, I – I’ve gotta go DON’T FOLLOW ME! 🌩: Oooh, it’s a dark and stormy night. Time to tell ghost stories! ⚡: Oh no! Why’s the power gone out?! Someone go into the basement and see! 🔮: we’re just watching tv/a movie/playing video games – oh god wait why’s it glitching is it haunted?!

Look at how happy he is~

“i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there’s a 900% chance i’ll cry.”

“Don’t worry, I might be a dick, but not that much of a dick. You’re alright... can’t say the same ‘bout anybody else though.”