Sorey: WHY ARE YOU AFTER ALISHA?

Sorey: WHY ARE YOU AFTER ALISHA?

Lunarre: WHAT?

Sorey: I SAID, WHY ARE YOU AFTER ALISHA?

Lunarre: WHAT?

Mikleo: YOU HAVE FUCKING ELF EARS HOW CAN YOU NOT -

Lunarre: Heh, my ears are fine, I'm just screwin' with ya. Later fuckers! *runs away*

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Intimidation Meme

Sometimes it’s difficult for people to seek contact with each other because they can feel intimidated by others. Using this meme, you can send the symbols to my askbox that represent to you how intimidating I am to you. This way, it could be more clear to both sides how things are based on these feelings.

😗 - YOU ARE THE SOFTEST BEING. 😀 - I’m not afraid of reaching out to you. 😃 - To me, you are easy to approach. 😊 - I think you are a really friendly person. 😶 - I’m not sure if I can reach out to you. 😐 - You seem a little distant from others. 😓 - I feel like you would not really like me. 😲 - I’m afraid of reaching out to you. 😟 - I wish I had the courage to start talking to you. 😥 - I am very intimidated by you. I wish it wasn’t that way, because you seem cool. 😫 - I admire you from the sidelines because you seem cool and I’m just a dork. 😧 - Senpai, notice me???? 😦 - I feel really insecure when I want to reach out to you. 😨 - You intimidate me….a whole damn lot. 😭 - I wish I could be your friend but to me, you are so hard to reach out to. 😱 - I am so incredibly intimidated by you, it even makes me a little anxious sometimes. 💀 - OH MY GOD DON’T EAT ME PLEASE

Drop my muse down a peg. Bring up their deepest insecurities and most regretful past decisions. Do whatever you can to make them hate themselves.

AU Headcanon

[Reluctant Hero./Xverse] 

Edna nicknames Lunarre Lulu. 

@terredna

BULL-BUGGERY-SHIT.

Lunarre pops onto the screen to remind the audience he exists near the end of Episode 13 of the first season of the X. By this point the battle is practically over with only the wounded or dead scattered around. 

I repeat, the battle is over. The only malevolence that should be floating about should be the remnants from that which would have existed in the heat of the fighting. Most of the people generating it in the first place are lying about either dead or barely conscious!

The ultimate reason this reasoning is bullshit? Jump to season 2, and Lunarre comes out from behind a boulder to remind the audience that he exists. He once again overlooks a battlefield, except this time he has (presumably) arrived while it was still raging. 

What are circling around in the skies? 

DRAGONS. HUNDREDS OF DRAGONS. 

AND WHATEVER THE HELL THESE ARE. LET’S CALL THEM DEMENTORS. THEY’RE PRACTICALLY DEMENTORS.

Lunarre is literally standing underneath a sky chock full of the bearers of the most unspeakably high amounts of malevolence imaginable - next to the Lord of Calamity himself - seraphim who have lost their minds and become monsters of destruction. And also the dementors. And the explosions. And the fighting.

IF HE’S CAPABLE OF STANDING AROUND AND FIGHTING WITH ALL THIS GOING ON, HE WAS CAPABLE OF DOING WHATEVER HE PLANNED TO DO IN EPISODE 13 OF SEASON 1.

You could say that perhaps Lunarre had simply gotten stronger in the timeskip. I say bollocks to that - did you see the shit he was pulling off, even so far back in the first episode, after having just become a hellion? Literally flying in the air and exploding giant fire tornadoes with his own fire. Also there was a dragon nearby I believe. He was throwing a young man not much smaller than him around like a rag doll and a whole load of other crazy shit he did in his fight in Elysia.

He took out an entire squad of soldiers with one sweep of his arm. 

X Lunarre is OP as fuck the entire series through. There is nothing to suggest he practised or made any effort to get stronger. He simply was stronger, INSANELY so, right from the moment he transformed. It was 50 - 100,000 in the space of a few seconds.

No, I think the writers just didn’t know or didn’t care to make enough time for Lunarre to be onscreen for a few piddly seconds to add nothing of substance to the scene he’s intruded in.

“The malevolence is too thick” my arse.

[Mun pauses to calm down. Tea helps.]

Now, what could have been.

If they gave a shit about his character at all, they could perhaps use that scene in Episode 13 to showcase Lunarre’s inner conflict. In the scene he expresses concern for Alisha, though from it we can only glean self-interest. 

However, what if we had already seen some build up, the groundwork for Lunarre’s interest in the princess and her and her friends’ struggles? What if we’d seen Lunarre fight with himself about his wants vs his needs, and question his attachment to Our Heroes (TM)? 

This scene could have been the first step forward, or backward, for him. Given the X anime intended, at least at the end, to give Lunarre a redemption, let’s give the step forward scenario.

Instead of making a bullshit excuse (malevolence too thick - fuck off etc.) and fucking off because oh no here comes a wild Sergei and his posse, Lunarre could provide some form of assistance or help to Alisha. However, he does it without her knowing (as she is passed out) and tells Maltran and others surrounding the princess to keep his involvement a secret. He could even perform some sort of assistance without being noticed. But do it nonetheless.

Lunarre then leaves the battlefield. He feels uncomfortable, embarrassed and even afraid. He’s confused, but also glad that he at least did something. It makes him feel good.

And here we have the first big step towards redemption.

Not that hard was it?