This Is The Kind Of Research We Need. No Joking, Its Very Much Needed And Appreciated. Thank You Very

This is the kind of research we need. No joking, it’s very much needed and appreciated. Thank you very much.

Why is Paul Landers So Damn Cute: An Analysis of his Lil Face

it’s common knowledge among the rammfam that paul is way too adorable for his own good, but what is it about his face that makes us go 🥺💖? today we’re breakin it down welcome to game theory

eyes:

paul has some incredibly happy lookin eyes. they’re very round, they’re a little hooded, and the hooded lid actually has a downward crease extending past his lash line making them look bigger, more downturned, and extra soft because they create a bit of a shadow at the lower outer corner of his eye (and this feature has actually grown more prominent with his age).

on top of that, he has a naturally very prominent aegyo sal. aegyo sal (korean for “cute skin”) is essentially a puffy tear bag, and is considered to be adorable to the point where people will use makeup to emphasize it like you can see below. it makes the eye look cute and smiley and BOY has paulchen got it

ON TOP OF THAT he’s got the smile-activated wrinkles around his eyes which are just charming; every wrinkle on this man’s face has come from smiling and i just think that’s fantastic :)

nose:

an adorable nose indeed! it’s skinny and pointy. from the side its fairly straight and it comes off his face at a sharp angle so it’s like a lil scalene triangle... it’s also upturned at the end (the nostrils and septum are lower than the tip) which makes it seem almost buttony from the front. It’s fairly small overall, and it actually lies almost perfectly in the center of his face which is very aesthetically pleasing as it makes for a very balanced sort of face

smile:

the little lines frame his smile and emphasize his round cheeks! it’s no news to anyone that paul has adorable marionette cheeks so there’s not much to say about that. there’s nothing especially unique about his lips but they are nice nonetheless! his mouth is a bit on the higher side (closer to his nose) which is a more youthful feature and adds to the babyfaced look, and I like the way his smile is fairly straight but just turns up at the corners it just looks so... :]

face shape:

ROUND! he has full cheeks with low cheekbones, and his jaw is on pretty much the same level as his chin, making the bottom of his face the same width as the top. the very round haircut emphasizes this, of course.

so that’s why paul looks so goddamn cute thanks

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

mondscheinsonate

Oh god, oh god, I can’t breathe... that’s just too much. I am dead, thank you

im putting my foot down on baby paul ponytail erasure. paul with a ponytail in the 80s while he was in feeling b is the sexiest look of all time. i can't stop thinking about it. fuck. what the fuck. he looked so good!!!!!

this is a new movement i stand behind, because 100% agreed♡

literally my favorite look for him ♡

Tag game!

Thank you dear @hanhan156 for tagging me, it’s always so much fun. Here we go:

Rules: tag people you’d like to know better.

Top 3 ships:

Paulchard (very much above everything else)

Johnlock

Cherik

Lipstick or chapstick: both actually :) I’m really into red lipstick and wear it almost everyday. But dry lips require care so chapsticks and lip balms come in handy)

Last song: Well, if we are talking about the last song that stuck in my mind is Heartache by Biting Elbows.

Last movie: just today I rewatched Three seconds, a Russian sports drama. I am not a sports fan and know nearly nothing about basketball, but I consider it one of the best modern Russian movies. As for something more well known, probably new Star Wars

Last book: Mort by Terry Pratchett

I would like to tag @xiaolianhuax @thislovelyoptimist @yendysmoore @ofmemesandbands @needlesandsloths @https://chloeamanda.tumblr.com/ Have fun and thank you!

I’m a Pisces and that’s why you don’t want me in your mind

I’m a Pisces and that’s why I gotta go home.

Paul: Let’s take this diaper of, you’ll be all fresh and free, like you daddy in his youth days. Oh, Hiddensee!

*Ten minutes later*

Baby shits on the floor.

Paul: That’s punk!

Baby spreads shit all over the floor and himself.

Paul: That’s far to punk. Please, stop.