Inspired By One Of @thisispoggers Posts!
Inspired by one of @thisispoggers’ posts!
(TL;DR: Ben roasts the shit out of Sally with Osseus enabling him)
“Ugh… This is so boring…! Why did Geronimo put me in charge?”
Osseus leaned back in their chair, balancing a pen on the bridge of their nose.
“Because with Uncle G, Thea, and Trap all gone, they needed someone to run things.” Benjamin sat on the beanbag, playing on his video game console.
“Or they just needed a babysitter.” Osseus sighed.
“How old are you again? Seven? Eight?”
“I’m twelve!”
Osseus shrugged.
“Same thing.”
A couple minutes went by, and then the phone rang.
“I’ll get it, Uncle G told me I could man the phones.”
Ben picked up the phone.
“This is The Rodent’s Gazette!” He said.
“Where’s Geronimo?! He’s supposed to be free today!”
Both Ben and Osseus recognized the voice on the other side of the phone.
Sally.
“He’s on vacay. What do you want, Rasmussen?”
“Oh, this is that robotics brat, isn’t it?”
Ben rolled his eyes.
Then Osseus got an idea.
“Hey, keep her on the phone… I have a few things that I think you should say to her…”
They whispered something into Ben’s ear.
He grinned impishly.
“That’s perfect!” He whispered back.
Ben cleared his throat.
“Hey Sally, while you’re here, I gotta ask…
Just how old are you?”
“I’m not a day over 30! Now scram!” Sally snapped.
“Oh really? That’s such a surprise! I mean, considering your skin is as wrinkly as an old man’s dick.
What’s your secret?”
Osseus held back a laugh and gave Ben a thumbs up.
“Why, you little brat! I'm going to call your uncle!”
“Uncle G changed his number. Wow, your bluffs are almost as fake as your tits.”
Osseus wheezed, trying to keep silent so Sally doesn’t hear them.
“Fake?! Who told you that?! That is a complete lie!”
“Just like your love life?”
“Excuse you! I’ve been loved before!”
“Clearly not by your parents if you turned out like this.”
Osseus couldn’t keep quiet anymore. They cackled loudly, pounding their fist against the desk.
With a loud yell, Sally hung up the phone.
“That was perfect!” Osseus grinned with all their teeth.
“Revenge is underrated, that felt great!”
“Let’s get outta here, I’m taking you to lunch!
You’ve earned it!”
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Hey so I don’t know if the oneshot requests are closed
but I have this idea where after the events of Shattered Pacifist, Geronimo decided to aim the rest and then it leads to Kornelius having a mission to take down Cat Head and trying to keep Geronimo a close watch bc he thinks Cat Head might go after him since Cat Head is aiming for Stilton family members (he doesn’t want Geronimo to die and get hurt)
Bonus of Geronimo screaming internally on what the hell is he gonna do with this situation
That’s a great idea! And it’s hysterical to think about
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Kornelius thinks he's suave and slick when in reality he's just weird and awkward
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Sometimes I wonder how the hell did he manage to do that. Did he just bake a single cookie and shoves the message pill in and puts it in the jar?