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Some very…questionable facts about Osseus (and their eating habits )
-They eat human flesh. Regularly. As a part of their daily diet. And they make no bones (ha ha get it) about where they get it either. They mostly get ‘em after morgues throw them away
-They can devour a steak in 2 minutes. A whole steak, raw or cooked
-They keeps the bones to chew on (gotta keep those teeth strong)
-Has the bite force of a bear
(You probably won’t die, depending on where they bit, and if they bit anything off. Unlike animals or humans, they don’t contain bacteria in her mouth naturally)
(I would still be careful. They eat shit straight from the dumpster sometimes)
Osseus the Skeleton in the Undertale AUs Pt 1
Now you may be thinking.
“Why are you doing this?”
Because Osseus used to be an Undertale OC and I want to take a moment to remember and build upon their roots :)
They typically drift to one universe to the other, but most of the time, you can find them in the original universe
They’re not aligned with the Star Sanses, but they don’t like the Bad Sanses. They disturb their peace.
Osseus is not a biological monster. They’re a successful, or the closest thing to successful, amalgam of magic and whatever Nightmare is made of, except a lot more potent. They were made by a human scientist
While not choosing to pick sides, they’re a lot more violent than some of the Bad Sanses, their goop (sorry, not sure what else to call it) being the cause of that
Osseus is very animalistic, quickly resorting to violence as a means to solve their problems
Their LOVE is extremely high, which puts a lot of monsters and Frisk on edge
Osseus the Skeleton in the Undertale AUs Pt 2: Relationships
Classic Sans: Their favorite, she relates to his daily struggles and he’s just relaxing to be around
Swap Sans: Tries their best to be supportive and energetic for his sake, but they get drained pretty easily. But when that happens, he’s always there for them. He knows his constant energy and pep can be exhausting sometimes. Their third favorite Sans
Fell Sans: They absolutely clown on him. Calling him a whiny edgelord without any real problems.
Ink: Sort of gets where he’s coming from, but they dislike him. They never feel like they can trust him with anything, especially not being honest or genuine. They’ll treat him with decency, but they don’t want to be around him
Error: Just chills with him. He’s really just tired of all the Sanses and AUs, so he’s exhausted. They always brings over snacks and watches his show with him.
Nightmare: They’re more powerful than him, and they know it. Constantly belittling and mocking him every time they run into each other. They’re only one Nightmare’s at least a little scared of. Remember, their malice is much stronger than his.
Dream: They’re physically sickened by his overwhelming positivity. They feel as though he pretends nothing is wrong. They actively avoid him at whatever cost, even if it means spending the next few days in another AU. It’s also because they’re very weak against light magic (and sometimes just light in general)
Fresh: A close second to favorite. They like to annoy and vaguely disturb the other Sanses right along with him. He also taught them how to skateboard and use slang words in the worst way possible
Osseus the Skeleton in the Undertale AUs Pt 3: Other Relationships
Flowey: Wishes she could stomp on him
Toriel: Really wants motherly love and affection, but she constantly pushes her away
Papyrus: Teaches him to cook a little, offers him guidance
Undyne: They’re rivals, often sparring (Arial holding back a lot of the time)
Alphys: She likes reading Alphys’ fan fiction, she finds it amusing
Mettaton: Mettaton likes to dress her up
Burgerpants: Secretly tips him a bunch of money. She gets the struggle of working part time
If I didn’t get to a certain character, I probably don’t have anything for that character
Osseus the Skeleton Age Chart
If you want, you can try and guess their current age in the comments
(Ignore the name on the image, it’s been updated)
Quick Ozzy eye chart!
Basically, the smaller their pupils get, the more fucked you are
Happy 32nd birthday and 5th anniversary of my favorite feral skeleton <3
Inspired by one of @thisispoggers’ posts!
(TL;DR: Ben roasts the shit out of Sally with Osseus enabling him)
“Ugh… This is so boring…! Why did Geronimo put me in charge?”
Osseus leaned back in their chair, balancing a pen on the bridge of their nose.
“Because with Uncle G, Thea, and Trap all gone, they needed someone to run things.” Benjamin sat on the beanbag, playing on his video game console.
“Or they just needed a babysitter.” Osseus sighed.
“How old are you again? Seven? Eight?”
“I’m twelve!”
Osseus shrugged.
“Same thing.”
A couple minutes went by, and then the phone rang.
“I’ll get it, Uncle G told me I could man the phones.”
Ben picked up the phone.
“This is The Rodent’s Gazette!” He said.
“Where’s Geronimo?! He’s supposed to be free today!”
Both Ben and Osseus recognized the voice on the other side of the phone.
Sally.
“He’s on vacay. What do you want, Rasmussen?”
“Oh, this is that robotics brat, isn’t it?”
Ben rolled his eyes.
Then Osseus got an idea.
“Hey, keep her on the phone… I have a few things that I think you should say to her…”
They whispered something into Ben’s ear.
He grinned impishly.
“That’s perfect!” He whispered back.
Ben cleared his throat.
“Hey Sally, while you’re here, I gotta ask…
Just how old are you?”
“I’m not a day over 30! Now scram!” Sally snapped.
“Oh really? That’s such a surprise! I mean, considering your skin is as wrinkly as an old man’s dick.
What’s your secret?”
Osseus held back a laugh and gave Ben a thumbs up.
“Why, you little brat! I'm going to call your uncle!”
“Uncle G changed his number. Wow, your bluffs are almost as fake as your tits.”
Osseus wheezed, trying to keep silent so Sally doesn’t hear them.
“Fake?! Who told you that?! That is a complete lie!”
“Just like your love life?”
“Excuse you! I’ve been loved before!”
“Clearly not by your parents if you turned out like this.”
Osseus couldn’t keep quiet anymore. They cackled loudly, pounding their fist against the desk.
With a loud yell, Sally hung up the phone.
“That was perfect!” Osseus grinned with all their teeth.
“Revenge is underrated, that felt great!”
“Let’s get outta here, I’m taking you to lunch!
You’ve earned it!”
I’m curious, what kinda skeleton is Osseus? Humanoid? Animal? Or both?
Their head looks very catlike, with big eyes, cat ears, and feline teeth, but they have a human-like body, and they call themselves a skeleton beast, rather than a cat
Cute lil kitty things Osseus likes/does
-Loves chew toys (The pet kind, not the kinky kind)
-Likes little scratches under their chin and behind their ears
-Rubs against people they like
-Licks their loved ones to “groom” them (their tongue is nasty, btw. It’s made out of that black tar they’re made out of)
-Catnip = cocaine
-Nibbles people’s fingers, hands, or arms as a sign of affection
-Constantly demand to be cuddled
-Easily distracted by laser pointers
-sometimes they purr
Random crayon doodles I did on the back of a kids menu :)
Ozzy at The Rodent’s Gazette
Because I love the little blorbo in my head <3
-They work as a coffee guy in the day, night guard at night (They’re naturally nocturnal, so they stay all night)
-Everyone is terrified of them because they’re a cat. But don’t worry, they’ve never killed a single mouse! (Keyword here being “killed”)
-They also keep away Sally Rasmussen and Simon Squealer
-Had to give a sensitivity presentation after someone accidentally said a cat slur to them
-They are really dedicated to their job. Like, really dedicated
-They also act as an unofficial bodyguard for Geronimo
-There’s never a dull moment when they come to work
-At first, Geronimo was just as scared as everyone else, but he’s seen their true colors. Now he’s only mildly perturbed by their antics :D
What they watch:
Geronimo: Crime Documentaries
Benjamin: Ninjago, Power Rangers
Kornelius: NCIS
Ozzy: Nailed It
GS Characters in Combat
Geronimo: Not really good with his bare hands, but he becomes 10x more dangerous with a weapon (an axe or a machete is the best)
Thea: Fights using martial arts, rarely uses weapons
Trap: Can’t fight. Like at all.
Benjamin: Can’t fight very well (cuz he’s a kid) so he usually goes for the weak spots first
Kornelius: Prefers a gun, but he’s strong enough to snap someone’s neck with his bare hands
Bruce: Uses wrestling and boxing techniques, fights with bare hands and nothing else
Osseus: Almost never uses weapons, relies on their brute force, their claws, and their teeth, fights completely on instinct
GS Characters’ Singing Voice Claims
Geronimo: Kholby Wardell (Noel’s Lament from Ride the Cyclone)
Thea: Reinaeiry
Bruce: Peter Hollens (A cover for Gaston)
Kornelius: Casey Breves (A cover of Toxic)
Osseus: Autoheart (Stalker’s Tango)
A shitty little thing
The cat is Osseus, the mouse with the long hair is @toastypencils OC Hina
Miscellaneous headcanons about my various GS OCs!!
-Nyette gives the best hugs. Since they are so much larger than most mice, she gives a really big, soft hug
-Osseus only falls asleep when they’re around people they love (they’re nocturnal, they spend most of their nights alone out in the forest or the streets gathering meat)
-Dread doesn’t show much emotion (his OCD makes it difficult for him to give up control of himself) so he expresses himself through playing piano, and he often asks people to join him, mostly Mitch
-Andrew, or Dice, normally deals drugs to anyone who asks and has the money, but he absolutely refuses to sell to young mice. Drugs ruined his life, and he won’t let another mouse like him make the same mistake
-Osseus loves holding barbecues! They’re a really good griller and they really know their meat. (Just make sure not to eat their “special meat”)
-Dice always sits cross legged, always. Doesn’t matter if he’s on a chair, on the floor, in a car seat… And he’ll sit pretty much anywhere
-When Nyette is close to someone, they tend to unconsciously wrap their tail around the other person
-Osseus loves musicals, they like watching them, singing the songs, and performing in them (they were also a theater major in their community college)