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Concept: Benjamin trying to sabotage Kornelius’ advances towards Geronimo
Because, from his perspective, some random guy is trying to rizz up his uncle and he doesn’t want Geronimo’s heart being broken by some douche
Just in general, Benjamin being protective of his uncle
(Don’t worry, later Kornelius gets to know Benjamin and proves himself)
Inspired by one of @thisispoggers’ posts!
(TL;DR: Ben roasts the shit out of Sally with Osseus enabling him)
“Ugh… This is so boring…! Why did Geronimo put me in charge?”
Osseus leaned back in their chair, balancing a pen on the bridge of their nose.
“Because with Uncle G, Thea, and Trap all gone, they needed someone to run things.” Benjamin sat on the beanbag, playing on his video game console.
“Or they just needed a babysitter.” Osseus sighed.
“How old are you again? Seven? Eight?”
“I’m twelve!”
Osseus shrugged.
“Same thing.”
A couple minutes went by, and then the phone rang.
“I’ll get it, Uncle G told me I could man the phones.”
Ben picked up the phone.
“This is The Rodent’s Gazette!” He said.
“Where’s Geronimo?! He’s supposed to be free today!”
Both Ben and Osseus recognized the voice on the other side of the phone.
Sally.
“He’s on vacay. What do you want, Rasmussen?”
“Oh, this is that robotics brat, isn’t it?”
Ben rolled his eyes.
Then Osseus got an idea.
“Hey, keep her on the phone… I have a few things that I think you should say to her…”
They whispered something into Ben’s ear.
He grinned impishly.
“That’s perfect!” He whispered back.
Ben cleared his throat.
“Hey Sally, while you’re here, I gotta ask…
Just how old are you?”
“I’m not a day over 30! Now scram!” Sally snapped.
“Oh really? That’s such a surprise! I mean, considering your skin is as wrinkly as an old man’s dick.
What’s your secret?”
Osseus held back a laugh and gave Ben a thumbs up.
“Why, you little brat! I'm going to call your uncle!”
“Uncle G changed his number. Wow, your bluffs are almost as fake as your tits.”
Osseus wheezed, trying to keep silent so Sally doesn’t hear them.
“Fake?! Who told you that?! That is a complete lie!”
“Just like your love life?”
“Excuse you! I’ve been loved before!”
“Clearly not by your parents if you turned out like this.”
Osseus couldn’t keep quiet anymore. They cackled loudly, pounding their fist against the desk.
With a loud yell, Sally hung up the phone.
“That was perfect!” Osseus grinned with all their teeth.
“Revenge is underrated, that felt great!”
“Let’s get outta here, I’m taking you to lunch!
You’ve earned it!”
What they watch:
Geronimo: Crime Documentaries
Benjamin: Ninjago, Power Rangers
Kornelius: NCIS
Ozzy: Nailed It
A shitty little thing
The cat is Osseus, the mouse with the long hair is @toastypencils OC Hina
Warning!!! Gore, Blood
Because he like girls uwu