Ben: Ripley!

Ben: Ripley!

Murray: Hill!

Mike, to Trixie: Why are they shouting their own last names?

Trixie: They’re fighting about which one to take if they get married.

Murray, running away: Can’t catch me, gay thoughts!

Ben, chasing him: Get the FUCK back here!

Hello! im back! my account has been restored! im really happy to be able to see what your up to again, your posts are always a bright spot in my days. Sorry if im being weird im just very excited!

I’m so glad you’re back!! I was wondering where you went!

And it’s fine, I’ve said much weirder

Spy School Body Type Headcanons

TW: Body Issues, Insecurity in general, Gender Dysphoria

Honestly, I’m just making shit up in this one

I’m just going off of the little voices in my head

Ben: A lil chubby, mostly in his thighs and tummy, everyone finds it cute, but he’s really insecure about it…

Erica: Works out. A lot. Ben has been encouraging her to get a heartier, more fulfilling diet so she can get stronger. And everyone finds her muscles hot (Especially Ben and Zoe)

Zoe: She’s chubby, and she doesn’t have a problem with it! She knows she’s cute!

Mike: Had a bad habit of pressuring himself to look fit, because he thought that was the only way girls would like him

Murray: He got his top surgery, but whenever he looks at his scars, he’s reminded of what he used to be, and of a very bad part of his life

Oh most definitely

Okay so I’m thinking of turning my Tumblr-Sonas (personas? Whatever) into actual characters

Soda Gremlin being Sawyer and Liquor Pixie being Lizzie

I will elaborate if prompted

soda gremlin? liquor pixie? do they live in a beverage narnia?

Moments from various Hillpley posts and comment sections

(Most of these were said by @pearlescentocean and @the-one-and-only-seaweed-brain )

I just think these are funny lol