Things The Naruto Boys Would Do At 2 Am

Things the Naruto boys would do at 2 am

Warnings: none

Characters: Shikamaru, Naruto, Kakashi

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Shikamaru

Ok, before you say anything. He couldn't sleep

He didn't know why, he just found himself wide awake at 2 am

And he was so pissed

So, since he couldn't sleep, he decided to go stargazing

The ceiling wasn't interesting enough

He would have gone with Choji, but it was too late

So yeah, he pretty much just climbed to the roof, scaring the shit out of his mother who heard noises

And he stayed there until he fell asleep

Naruto

Someone please save Sasuke

And Sakura

And Kakashi

Man decided that if he couldn't sleep even his friends couldn't

He tried to go to Iruka too, but last time it didn't go well, so...

He valued his life

First he took Sakura who was too sleepy to give a damn about being on the blonde's shoulders

Then he went to Kakashi and convinced him to go annoy Sasuke He bribed him with Icha-Icha

Emo boy wasn't pleased

But he was silenced when the pinkette was thrown at him

I take back what I said before... he doesn't value his life

Emo boy and pink girl chased him

And Kakashi just watched while taking something to eat

They found each other one over the other the next morning

No one said anything about Sasuke hugging Naruto's leg just as no one said anything about Sakura's foot in Naruto's mouth while her thumb was in Sasuke's mouth

Kakashi blackmailed them he didn't value his life either

Kakashi

He usually wasn't one to sleep early, but he wouldn't stay up all night either

It was rare for him to stay up until sunrise reading, but sometimes it would happen

If he wasn't interrupted by Naruto he would continue his reading

But if it was just a bad night and bad memories came to him...

Then it was another story

He would summon Pukkun and convince him to take a stroll he needed to bribe him with dog treats

Since Pukkun is such an amazing dog and friend he gave up his totally not wanted sleep and accompanied his owner

This two walked until sunrise while talking

And Pukkun didn't complain once about the time

In the end Kakashi was late to his appointment once again

But at least he got sleep

Kakashi, after 2 days of no sleeping: Did you know that dolphins can sometimes rape people?

Gai, really concerned at this point: please just go to sleep

Them reacting to you wearing your father's sweater

Warnings: none

Since I wear my dad's things often I thought about what would happen if someone didn't know my sweater is actually not mine but my dad's.

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Kuroo

Man was confused

Like, really confused

There was absolutely no way that was your sweater and that was a fact.

He glared at you for most of the time

Well, not at you, more like at your outfit

You were wearing another man's sweater AND YOU ACTED LIKE IT WAS NORMAL

Kuroo, my man... take a sit and breath

He knew you wouldn't cheat on him, but he couldn't help but think that maybe, just maybe, one of your friends was making a move on you using the sweater as an excuse

His mind was a mess

You know that moment in SpongeBob where his brain is going on fire and there are little SpongeBob that are trying to save things?

Kuroo's mind in that moment

You almost laughed at him when you saw the face he was making

But he assured you he wasn't making any face. There was absolutely no way he was jealous. Nope. Not one bit

"Kuroo, stop glaring at me"

"I'm not glaring at you"

"Then stop glaring at my sweater"

He didn't respond

To be fair, you actually teased him a little

But in the end you told him

He didn't know how to react

He just said "oh" with an emotionless face and hugged you

Please tell him beforehand or this man's heart will crumble

Atsumu

He glared from afar

Since you were at one of his games he couldn't come and talk to you, but you knew something was wrong when his serve almost broke the receiver's arms

It wasn't going to broke them, but it looked like it

Now. Atsumu wasn't angry

But he thought that if you saw how good he was then maybe you wouldn't broke up with him

How he went to a break up from a sweater only his mind knows

They ended up winning, but he didn't really look pleased

So you went to greet him after he changed

AND MAN ASKED YOU IF YOU STILL LOVED HIM

Like, dude, get a hold of yourself

But apparently you knew what he was talking about

Osamu looked at you like you were some strange alien documentary on discovery Channel. Man was confused by both of you

"It's my dad's"

"What?"

"The sweater. It's my dad's"

Never seen someone lit up so quickly.

He almost killed you from how tight he hugged you

In the end you bought him food to make up for the misunderstanding

Akaashi

Pretty boy knew you liked baggy clothes

But he never saw you weat that sweater before

And he knew you didn't go shopping

Pretty boy remembers a lot and you are part of that lot

He is a calm and collected man so he approaches it immediately and without making a fuss

But he can't help but wonder if it's from another boy

He does feel upset, but he wants to know before judging the situation

Every person should be like this

He approaches you and as you hug him he smells a familiar scent

He isn't sure, but he knew he smelt it before

"Hi love, is the sweater new?"

The smile you have because of this man, I swear

"You noticed. But it's actually my dad's"

He just nods and never talks about it again

But you can se the relief as he relaxs his shoulders

Pretty boy was so worried, please tell him you love him

Shikamaru Fem friendship HC

if your Shikamaru’s friend you guys are going to occasionally lay in a grass field some where and watch the cloud’s. Shikamaru will probably fall asleep, and you might fall asleep with him.

Being friends with Shikamaru also means your goanna be friends with Choji. You guys will walk around the village talking about how your day went. Or you guys will find some were to relax and try out the new chip flavor Choji bought.

When you guys are older you’ll often smoke together on a roof top (If you smoke)

You feel like a younger sibling to Shikamaru. He feels like he could tell you anything. like when he starts to fall in love with Temari he tells you. You tell him to stop being a pussy and asks her out.

(This is my first post don’t bully me plz. I am taking request I do NSFW and SFW) 

Naruto characters x things I said

Warnings: A few swear words, mention of anxiety and ptsd, but there's no description about it, mention of death, but it's not serious nor described

Part 2 - part 3 - part4 - part5- part 6 - part 7

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Naruto: Bro, what if we are soulmates friends?

Sasuke: I'll do this assignment later, what could go wrong anyway?

Also Sasuke, two hours before the deadline, panicking: It went wrong. It went so wrong

Kakashi: Oh, thank you Karen, now that you told me to not be anxious my anxiety and ptsd are cured

Ino: My superiority complex is taking so much space lately. It makes me think that my inferiority complex will kick in and stay for as long as he can to ruin my life

Hinata: Sometimes I relax, other times I remember I have to go outside eventually and talk with people

Neji: So today I really woke up and choose pain

Itachi: I didn't think I would come this far. I thought I would die before my 18th birthday

Shikamaru: I'm 18, did you really think I would come this far and not know how to go to school without doing homework?

Tenten: So today we received a package at home and the guy asked If I was Lee. I said yes and took the pack. I FUCKING SAID YES. I didn't sleep enough for this shit

Temari, after someone called her a bitch: Well, thank you, I try my best, so it feels good to know my efforts are appreciated

Shisui: I told my father to leave my murder unsolved so I'll be on the news and everyone will be so pissed, because they just wanted to see their program and not look at another dead kid

Sakura, with wax near her: In the next hour I'm gonna rip my body hair from my face

Gaara: Since I never learned how to properly react to my feelings and most of the times I don't really show them, all my expressions are acted and overly exaggerated.

Shino, crying during a test: I'm so gonna fail this

Shino, two minutes later: turns out I know the answer if I cry enough

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