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bitches see no way home and hyperfixate on tasm spiderman again like it’s 2012— holding onto that same happiness that andrew gave us almost ten years ago and falling in love with him all over again, despite being in different phases of our lives. it’s me. i’m bitches

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Tom's Peter recreating the suit just by his memory is the epitome of nerd. Like, dude saw the suit for a really short time, yet he recreated it without a problem

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Tobey's Peter politely asking if I was ok to enter through the portal because he didn't actually knock and ask to enter is definetly a Peter Parker thing. Like Tom's Peter calling Strange "sir". Then there's Andrew's Peter who's really awkward when he talks and interacts, but tries to act confident and I don't know which I like more

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MJ falling really gave me anxiety, even though I knew she was gonna make it. I was with my friend and he said: "Well in some ways he learned from his errors" and I wanted to beat the shit out of him because even thought it's been years since I've seen it, I'm still not over Gwen

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Andrew Garfield crying after catching MJ really got to me. He was given a sort of second chance and he was so relieved that that Peter didn't have to go through that shit like he did. Yet he was feeling so guilty, because he probably thought "If I could save MJ I could have saved her too" and while he knows that's not the truth, he still can't help but die a little inside and his acting shows it perfectly

I just got out of the cinema and boy did Spiderman: no way home fucked me up

Conversations with mcu characters part 5

Part 1 - part 2 - part 3 - part 4 - part 6

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Peter: ehy, have you seen how many mafia fanfiction are on Captain Rogers?

Me: yes. Honestly, as an Italian, I find it insulting. People should stop romanticising mafia and learn what it really is

Peter: Wait what? You're Italian? I thought you were Spanish!

Me: How the fuck do I sound Spanish?

Peter: But you talk Spanish!

Me: I'm bilingual!

Conversations with Mcu characters part 4

Part 1 - part 2 - part 3 - part 5 - part 6

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Took from a real conversation I had with my friend

Bucky, entering the room while talking to Natasha: What are you doing?

Me: Waxing, why?

Natasha: You're...You're not flinching?

Me: I should?

Bucky: Teenagers are fucking terrifying

Conversations I would have with mcu characters part 3

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Me and Bucky: *Italian arguing*

Sam: the fuck are they saying?

Natasha, watching with popcorn: *gasp* oh no he didn't

Me and Bucky: *screams intensifies*

Things I heard and said as marvel characters

Warnings: mention of death, really poor trauma-comedy

I obviously adapted the sentences to the characters' traits.

Some of these are also in Naruto characters x things I said

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Steve, visibly stressed: I should have died when I had the chance

Natasha: Steve has the perfect legs and ass for one of those tight dresses, you know

Bucky: I think I might need to change brain. Mine is broken

Tony: They really think they can put me down by talking bad about me? Jokes on them I hate me too and I'm not scared to bring me down myself

Yelena: You know, breaking my harm wasn't really that bad I now have unlocked all my trauma to joke on and I'm hilarious

Peter Parker: Once I had a domestic fly. An hour later Flash killed it

Mj: I don't hate people. I hate stupid people. The fact that it's almost the whole population isn't really my problem

Wanda: having siblings is cool, but I would like people to stop calling me "Pietro's sister". I HAVE A GODDAMN NAME

Sam: Oh, don't look at me. I'm honestly even surprised I'm still alive

Clint: just let me go home. I just want to go home

Vision: It's not my fault I don't know how to display emotions. Nobody ever taught me how!

Loki: My superiority complex is taking so much space lately. It makes me think that my inferiority complex will kick in and stay for as long as he can to ruin my life

MARVEL THINGS

Conversations I would have with mcu characters

Meeting Bucky through Sam

Making Steve realise he's not straight

Natasha enjoys some Italian arguing

Waxing time

How tf do I sound Spanish?!

You don't know latin?!

Incorrect quotes:

Things I heard and said as marvel characters

More conversations I would have with mcu characters

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Me: Steve... are you gay?

Steve: wha- no, of course not, why would you even ask?

Me: Bucky.

Steve: What?

Me: You really think that everyone would say fuck you to the whole American government multiple times, create a war between the team they were part of and promise to each other to be together till death just for his best friend?

Steve:...

Me: yeah, no shit, you're not slick captain dumb

How it would go if I met Bucky through Sam.

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Sam: and that on the boat is Bucky

Me: Sam. That's a bisexual

Sam: what?

Me: that's a bisexual. I know one of my kind when I see one

Sam: that's the weirdest way to tell me you're bi

Me: I thought you knew. I'm not really secret about it. Also... really... straight people don't stand like that *point at bucky*

Sam: Don't generalize. Steve used to stand like that

Me: I never said that Steve was straight, now did I?

Bucky: 'cause he wasn't

Kakashi, curling more into Iruka, visibly lying: ...No

Kakashi: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Iruka: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Kakashi: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?

Iruka: Is it working?

More Kakashi headcanons

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Kakashi hc - Naruto characters hcs

Ok, but for the first week Kakashi covered his sharingan he couldn't even hold a glass of water.

Let me explain.

When you have just one eye you lose the sense of depth, so you don't really know how distant the object is.

Kakashi tryed to hide it until one day Rin saw him struggle to take the water bottle.

He missed and grabbed the air.

Lmao sometimes he still does it.

Gai laughs every time

Sakura is just concerned when she passes him the bottle and he just *wind noises*

Now imagine taking the headband off after so much time

You get accustomed again to have two eyes

And then you get back to have just one

Yeah, Gai still laughs at Kakashi's fall

Lmao it was hilarious

Do you remember that moment in the chunin exams where Pukkun tried to convince Shikamaru by letting him touch his little paw?

I am convinced that he used to do that with Kakashi

Just imagine a little Kakashi, around 7 years who just lays lazily on the ground after training

And Pukkun just pokes him in the face until he stands up

And when they get home Pukkun lays on Kakashi's lap while the kid plays with his paws

Pukkun used to do it even when Kakashi needed to bath

Kakashi used to keep pukkun around just so the house wouldn't feel so big and empty, but he gradually stopped as he got older

Pukkun is still is late night companion tho

Whenever he can't sleep because of nightmare he has a stroll with Pukkun

Kakashi: why would you want to kill me?

Iruka: I never said that I will kill you. You will probably do some stupid shit.

Meanwhile, poor Kotetsu:why do I even put up with them?

Kotetsu: Iruka! Kiss, marry, or kill-

Iruka: Kakashi.

Kotetsu: That’s only one person, and I didn’t even say-

Iruka: Kakashi.

*meanwhile*

Iruka: and-

Genma: stop, please. Or I will dream of Kakashi with how much you talk

Tenzo: Okay, that's enough! No more talking about Iruka!

Kakashi: But you told me to get it out of my system!

Tenzo: I didn't know how much you had in your system!

Kakashi: I hate you guys so much

Sasuke: sorry, you said something?

*that night*

Kakashi:...and none of them listened to me!

Iruka, reading a book: there there

Kakashi: are you even listening?

Iruka: mh, yeah

Kakashi: then what did I said?

Iruka: yeah, love you too hun

Kakashi: How did none of you hear what I just said?!

Naruto: I've been zoning out for the past two and a half hours.

Sakura: Sorry, I got distracted halfway through.

Sasuke: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Kakashi, his book still in hand: Oh my God they were roommates

Sakura; you guys are clearly in love

Sasuke & Naruto; what?! No! We’re roommates.

Sakura; they were rOoMaTeS

Naruto characters x things I said pt. 7

Warnings: some swear words, mention of crying, I guess some of this could be interpreted in a bad way, but I swear I am mentally stable I'm just weird

Part 1 - part 2 - part 3 - part 4 - part 5 - part 6

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This actually seems pretty therapeutic to do, so here a seventh part

Naruto, crying over his paperwork: stop. Please stop bringing this. I just want to go home. I just want this to stop

Kakashi: I should teach you this, but I don't want to, so we're just gonna chill (this was actually my teacher, not me smh)

Sakura: why do you have such large clothes? You seem skinnier than this

Hinata: *waves hands to show she has boobs*

Lee, bouncing on his seat: I'm exited. I don't know why I'm exited, but I am.

Neji, waving the cat in the air: stinky cat

Shisui: I want a crow, then I'll name it after the first person it remind me of.

Itachi, crying: I'm fine, just give me a minute

*30 seconds later*

Itachi, looking perfectly normal: Ok, what were we saying?

Shisui, horrified: that you should show more your emotions

Itachi: Nah, I'm good.

Shikamaru: If I do this I won't need to get up again. But am I willing to do that now? I still need to set the alarm, so I should probably get up and do both

Shikamaru, in his bed after he set the alarm: Fuck I forgot to do that, now I have to get up again.

(I know some of you said the same thing one way or another. We all lazy)

Gaara: bottle up my emotions was probably the wrong choice. But I'd do it again

(For my italian people... Me ne pento? Si. Lo rifarei? Probabile. Conoscete benissimo questa meme e mi viene in mente ogni volta che ripenso a ciò che ho detto)

Gai: How can you be scared of this little, sweet ducks?

Tenten: keep those demons away from me

(No, I don't like ducks)

Shino, after being forgotten again: Don't worry, I'm used to the pain by now

Deidara, to his friend: ehy, if you want we can go to your teacher's house and burn it down

Konan, entering an akatsuki base: I haven't even stepped in and I already want to go home

X: Why do you want to be perceived like wonder woman? There's no need for you to have such high standards

Sasuke: glad you asked, it's called inferiority complex

Sasori: wish I could be a puppet. They don't have emotions. They don't have to care about anything

Temari: this hairstyle is really masculine, but do I like jt? Do I hate it? Does it suit me? What was I thinking before?

Kiba, searching for Akamaru: where are you? I want cuddles you little shit

Kankuro: Ehy, do you think someone could die from drinking water?

Garaa: dunno, why you asking?

Kankuro on his 4th litre of water of the day: No reason

(Yes, if you drink too much water in a really short time you could die and the adviced amount of water is from 1,5L to 2L)

Naruto characters x things I said pt. 7

Warnings: some swear words, mention of crying, I guess some of this could be interpreted in a bad way, but I swear I am mentally stable I'm just weird

Part 1 - part 2 - part 3 - part 4 - part 5 - part 6

Masterlist and rules

This actually seems pretty therapeutic to do, so here a seventh part

Naruto, crying over his paperwork: stop. Please stop bringing this. I just want to go home. I just want this to stop

Kakashi: I should teach you this, but I don't want to, so we're just gonna chill (this was actually my teacher, not me smh)

Sakura: why do you have such large clothes? You seem skinnier than this

Hinata: *waves hands to show she has boobs*

Lee, bouncing on his seat: I'm exited. I don't know why I'm exited, but I am.

Neji, waving the cat in the air: stinky cat

Shisui: I want a crow, then I'll name it after the first person it remind me of.

Itachi, crying: I'm fine, just give me a minute

*30 seconds later*

Itachi, looking perfectly normal: Ok, what were we saying?

Shisui, horrified: that you should show more your emotions

Itachi: Nah, I'm good.

Shikamaru: If I do this I won't need to get up again. But am I willing to do that now? I still need to set the alarm, so I should probably get up and do both

Shikamaru, in his bed after he set the alarm: Fuck I forgot to do that, now I have to get up again.

(I know some of you said the same thing one way or another. We all lazy)

Gaara: bottle up my emotions was probably the wrong choice. But I'd do it again

(For my italian people... Me ne pento? Si. Lo rifarei? Probabile. Conoscete benissimo questa meme e mi viene in mente ogni volta che ripenso a ciò che ho detto)

Gai: How can you be scared of this little, sweet ducks?

Tenten: keep those demons away from me

(No, I don't like ducks)

Shino, after being forgotten again: Don't worry, I'm used to the pain by now

Deidara, to his friend: ehy, if you want we can go to your teacher's house and burn it down

Konan, entering an akatsuki base: I haven't even stepped in and I already want to go home

X: Why do you want to be perceived like wonder woman? There's no need for you to have such high standards

Sasuke: glad you asked, it's called inferiority complex

Sasori: wish I could be a puppet. They don't have emotions. They don't have to care about anything

Temari: this hairstyle is really masculine, but do I like jt? Do I hate it? Does it suit me? What was I thinking before?

Kiba, searching for Akamaru: where are you? I want cuddles you little shit

Kankuro: Ehy, do you think someone could die from drinking water?

Garaa: dunno, why you asking?

Kankuro on his 4th litre of water of the day: No reason

(Yes, if you drink too much water in a really short time you could die and the adviced amount of water is from 1,5L to 2L)

Naruto: that can't be possible, because ME and Iruka-sensei share the toothbrush

Iruka, slightly horrified: how many?

Kakashi: Iruka and i are so close that we even share a toothbrush!

Iruka: Right!

Iruka: Wait, we what-

Kakashi:I'm a lost case

Yamato: tell me something I don't know

*meanwhile*

Iruka: and he did finger guns. Who does finger guns when someone is confessing?!

Genma, overly exhausted with those two: just get over it, you're in love with an idiot

Kakashi: Did Iruka just tell me he loves me for the first time?

Yamato: Yeah.

Kakashi: And did I do finger guns back?

Yamato: Yeah, you did.

Kakashi: the kids...

Iruka: The kids what, Kakashi?

Kakashi: The kids are kids!

Iruka, trying to understand what is happening:

Kakashi: Iruka, you were right! You were right about everything!

Iruka: I know, Kakashi, but i need you to be more specific.