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Part 2... (Akatsuki version)
A kissing meme I did from Twitter
Hey, I ’m new here. You can call me ino. I love Naruto and other animations, like Hunter Hunter, Fairy Tail, the Assassination Squad, Yona’s Dawn, Akame ga Kill, Tokyo Gull and so on. I ship shikajin, sasusaku, nejiten, shikatame and so on all kinds. I have not finished seeing Naruto then without spoilers. I prepared the edits that I will bring up here. 💓
Soryy about the bad English
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Things the Naruto boys would do at 2 am
Warnings: none
Characters: Shikamaru, Naruto, Kakashi
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Shikamaru
Ok, before you say anything. He couldn't sleep
He didn't know why, he just found himself wide awake at 2 am
And he was so pissed
So, since he couldn't sleep, he decided to go stargazing
The ceiling wasn't interesting enough
He would have gone with Choji, but it was too late
So yeah, he pretty much just climbed to the roof, scaring the shit out of his mother who heard noises
And he stayed there until he fell asleep
Naruto
Someone please save Sasuke
And Sakura
And Kakashi
Man decided that if he couldn't sleep even his friends couldn't
He tried to go to Iruka too, but last time it didn't go well, so...
He valued his life
First he took Sakura who was too sleepy to give a damn about being on the blonde's shoulders
Then he went to Kakashi and convinced him to go annoy Sasuke He bribed him with Icha-Icha
Emo boy wasn't pleased
But he was silenced when the pinkette was thrown at him
I take back what I said before... he doesn't value his life
Emo boy and pink girl chased him
And Kakashi just watched while taking something to eat
They found each other one over the other the next morning
No one said anything about Sasuke hugging Naruto's leg just as no one said anything about Sakura's foot in Naruto's mouth while her thumb was in Sasuke's mouth
Kakashi blackmailed them he didn't value his life either
Kakashi
He usually wasn't one to sleep early, but he wouldn't stay up all night either
It was rare for him to stay up until sunrise reading, but sometimes it would happen
If he wasn't interrupted by Naruto he would continue his reading
But if it was just a bad night and bad memories came to him...
Then it was another story
He would summon Pukkun and convince him to take a stroll he needed to bribe him with dog treats
Since Pukkun is such an amazing dog and friend he gave up his totally not wanted sleep and accompanied his owner
This two walked until sunrise while talking
And Pukkun didn't complain once about the time
In the end Kakashi was late to his appointment once again
But at least he got sleep
Naruto characters x things I said
Warnings: A few swear words, mention of anxiety and ptsd, but there's no description about it, mention of death, but it's not serious nor described
Part 2 - part 3 - part4 - part5- part 6 - part 7
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Naruto: Bro, what if we are soulmates friends?
Sasuke: I'll do this assignment later, what could go wrong anyway?
Also Sasuke, two hours before the deadline, panicking: It went wrong. It went so wrong
Kakashi: Oh, thank you Karen, now that you told me to not be anxious my anxiety and ptsd are cured
Ino: My superiority complex is taking so much space lately. It makes me think that my inferiority complex will kick in and stay for as long as he can to ruin my life
Hinata: Sometimes I relax, other times I remember I have to go outside eventually and talk with people
Neji: So today I really woke up and choose pain
Itachi: I didn't think I would come this far. I thought I would die before my 18th birthday
Shikamaru: I'm 18, did you really think I would come this far and not know how to go to school without doing homework?
Tenten: So today we received a package at home and the guy asked If I was Lee. I said yes and took the pack. I FUCKING SAID YES. I didn't sleep enough for this shit
Temari, after someone called her a bitch: Well, thank you, I try my best, so it feels good to know my efforts are appreciated
Shisui: I told my father to leave my murder unsolved so I'll be on the news and everyone will be so pissed, because they just wanted to see their program and not look at another dead kid
Sakura, with wax near her: In the next hour I'm gonna rip my body hair from my face
Gaara: Since I never learned how to properly react to my feelings and most of the times I don't really show them, all my expressions are acted and overly exaggerated.
Shino, crying during a test: I'm so gonna fail this
Shino, two minutes later: turns out I know the answer if I cry enough
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Naruto characters x things I said pt.3
Because apparently people like to read how I try to keep myself together
Warnings: none
Part 1 - part 2 - part4 - part5 - part 6 - part 7
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Sasuke: today someone asked me who's funeral is just because I was in black clothes. So I looked at him dead in the eyes and smiled at him. He run away and I haven't saw him for the rest of the day
Sai, looking to one of his drawings: Please don't look at me with that disappointment... wait, why am I even talking to a drawing. I draw this. I decided what he needed to look like... Am I disappointed at myself?
Sai, two seconds later: And J act like I didn't know it
Ino: Apparently I am not a simp, I'm just incredibly horny
Naruto, feeling his face after a fight: It can't be that bad
Naruto, looking in the mirror: It is that bad. It is so, so bad
Kakashi:The fact that you're not the healthy friend scares me. Because I'm not the healthy friend either!
Shisui, trying to convince himself in front of the mirror: I'm so gonna fail this, but at least I look good
Hinata, with a lost gaze: I just cried for 3 hours straight, but it's fine
Hinata, few moments later, crying: it's not fine. It's not fine at all dammit
Sakura, in front of the mirror: And remember. You might failing your life but at least you'll die looking good
Also Sakura the next day: I look like I'm homeless, but I'm in my own house and no one can tell me what to do
Teacher: you'll have just nine minutes for the test. 30 seconds for every question. I made it so you won't be able to cheat
Itachi, activating his sharingan: bold of you to assume I won't be able to cheat in 30 seconds
Don't cheat on your tests kids. It wont help you
Tenten: this will probably make me cry. I better sit on my emotional chair
Neji, looking at his cat going away from his bed: The betrayal. Ok, go on, I don't need you
Also Neji when the cats returns: Hi love of my life I missed you come here, cuddle me
Gaara: I don't get all this emotion thing. You mean I can cry in front of others and not feel bad about being a burden? What kind of witchery is this?
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Naruto characters x things I said pt.4
Because I say so many shits and I like to see how my life crambles under my eyes
Warnings: a few swear words, mention of ptsd, but it's not described
Part1 - part2 - part 3 - part 5 - part 6 - part 7
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Shisui: I can swear in three different languages, but I still don't know how to describe a motor in English
Shikamaru, about to fall asleep: Oh shit, I have homework
Also Shikamaru, two seconds later: whatever, it's not like I don't have the time tomorrow before class
He didn't do it
Kakashi: You know, I don't remember much of that day. I was standing up, ready to do it and next thing I know I hear "crack" and now I'm in therapy with a broken arm and ptsd. But oh, well, it's life I guess
X: You could be a little more... responsive
Neji: I'm tired and I'm no extrovert
Deidara: I want to blow something up. Let it be my ass or some useless shit, I don't care
Itachi: I'm terrified from chickens, but I would probably chase one if its to put some fake arms around it (here is the explanation for this one)
Yamato, on the verge of tears from stress: Please stop. I can't take in anymore. Just stop, please
Sai: I don't have the emotional stability or even the knowledge of emotions to be doing this, so why am I even here?
Naruto: I would have liked to explain the reason I was late. But I couldn't tell my teacher that I was late because I forgot to pee in the urine container, thus leading to me waiting to take a piss again
Sasuke: listen, I don't trust myself and you're asking me to trust you? Well, sounds like the good moment to inform you I have trust issues
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Naruto characters x things I said pt.6
How did I manage 6 parts of this?!
Part 1 - part 2 -part 3 - part 4 -part 5 - part 7
Warnings: mention of panic attacks
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Itachi, after he stopped crying for a breakdown: That was actually pretty stupid if you ask me.
Kakashi: You know, cosplay is fun until it's 3 in the morning and you have to take all the make up off
Tenten: Ehy, if I were to cut my hair, what haircut should I do?
Neji: Don't.
Tenten: Why?
Neji: Because I know you and you'll just think "But maybe short hair" and you'll continue to cut
Tenten: *cuts her hair without saying anything*
Shisui: My confidence with messy, wavy hair just went *proceeds to show a printed grafic*
Gaara: It's not true that my face is always the same. I can look disappointed in myself sometimes
Shikamaru: If I say it like that it sounds like I want to kill him, but I'm too lazy to do it
Hinata, chuckling nervously: It's not like I had 2 panic attacks yesterday
X: What colour are your eyes?
Kurenai: ...Yes
Kakuzu: I have to be wise with money since I'm poor
Hidan: No one will stop me from buying this, not even me
*alarm going off*
Obito: OK, I had my five minutes daily cry. What am I supposed to do?
Obito, two seconds later: And people ask why I don't have mental health
Naruto, in his office doing paperwork and on the verge of tears: How did I manage all those years of this shit?
Shino, during a test: Sounds like the right time to panic and have a breakdown. Hopefully I'll be quiet and I won't disturb the others
Sasuke: I can't wait to graduate and insult him with everything he did
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BEST FRIENDSHIP! (˶′◡‵˶)/(｡>‿‿<｡)
Shikamaru was the only one who never stopped believing in Choji.
