Kakashi: Do They... Do They Bite?

Kakashi: Do they... do they bite?

Iruka: Kakashi, you had three of those!

Kakashi: What's the word for that infestation of tiny creatures over there?

Iruka: ....Those are children. That's a school Kakashi.

Haikyuu boys with a s/o who constantly needs to hear noise

Warnings: none

Characters: Sugawara, Akaashi

Part 1 - part 2

Masterlist and rules

Sugawara

He couldn't understand how you could study with music in you hears

But he didn't say anything since you were comfortable like that

Then he began to notice that you were constantly wearing headphones if you weren't with someone

He questioned you but you shrugged and told him you just liked music

Now. If it wasn't Sugawara you could have probably fooled the person you were talking to

But my man here can go in observant teacher mode in a second

And you can't escape an observant teacher

This man would stare at you for hours if it's necessary

Just to understand what's going on with you

So he notices that when you're not surrounded by noise and you don't have headphones you began to play with you fingers or anything you can keep in your hand

One day he tries to ask you about it again

And he doesn't let you get away

He's willing to listen to you, so you better talk and let him help you

"I don't know what you're talking about"

"Then why are you playing with your fingers?"

In the end you explain to him that you can't stay without noise or you thoughts and memories come to your mind

It's like they hunt you

He kisses your forehead and hugs you close

He begins to bring headphones with him everywhere in case you forget yours

And he talks to you as much as he can when you're alone or you're going to bed

He tries to let you gradually accustom to silence but if he sees that it's not working he will let you have all the noise you want

Akaashi

Pretty boy in very observant and sharp

So it wasn't difficult for him to notice your odd behavior

It was actually nothing compared to all the time he spent analysing Bokuto's moods and weaknesses

It didn't really take long before he noticed that even when you were with him you always searched something to hear

Sometimes his heartbeat when you layes your head on his chest was enough

Other times it wasn't

He wasn't a talker and he knew you usually didn't talk much either

So when you would began to ramble about something he knew you needed to keep your mind busy

He didn't directly asked you, but he tried to help anyway

He would talk more often when you were alone and in silence

He bought you a pair of headphones so that you could listen to music if you were alone

Please I want to marry this boy

He began to play music in his apartment just for you

And if he notices that you're uncomfortable even if you have noise around you he takes your hand and squeezes

So that you know you're not alone

Physically I could put in some effort but emotionally? Imagine the toll

Kakashi: He'll come back eventually

Iruka: [breaks out crying]

[After Naruto went to train with Jiraiya]

Kakashi: Hey, sensei, you ok?

Iruka: Yeah...why?

Kakashi: Well you’ve been staring at that frog for the last three hours.

Iruka:

Iruka: [tearing up] nArUtO uSeD tO lIkE fRoGs

Them reacting to you wearing your father's sweater

Warnings: none

Since I wear my dad's things often I thought about what would happen if someone didn't know my sweater is actually not mine but my dad's.

Masterlist and rules

Kuroo

Man was confused

Like, really confused

There was absolutely no way that was your sweater and that was a fact.

He glared at you for most of the time

Well, not at you, more like at your outfit

You were wearing another man's sweater AND YOU ACTED LIKE IT WAS NORMAL

Kuroo, my man... take a sit and breath

He knew you wouldn't cheat on him, but he couldn't help but think that maybe, just maybe, one of your friends was making a move on you using the sweater as an excuse

His mind was a mess

You know that moment in SpongeBob where his brain is going on fire and there are little SpongeBob that are trying to save things?

Kuroo's mind in that moment

You almost laughed at him when you saw the face he was making

But he assured you he wasn't making any face. There was absolutely no way he was jealous. Nope. Not one bit

"Kuroo, stop glaring at me"

"I'm not glaring at you"

"Then stop glaring at my sweater"

He didn't respond

To be fair, you actually teased him a little

But in the end you told him

He didn't know how to react

He just said "oh" with an emotionless face and hugged you

Please tell him beforehand or this man's heart will crumble

Atsumu

He glared from afar

Since you were at one of his games he couldn't come and talk to you, but you knew something was wrong when his serve almost broke the receiver's arms

It wasn't going to broke them, but it looked like it

Now. Atsumu wasn't angry

But he thought that if you saw how good he was then maybe you wouldn't broke up with him

How he went to a break up from a sweater only his mind knows

They ended up winning, but he didn't really look pleased

So you went to greet him after he changed

AND MAN ASKED YOU IF YOU STILL LOVED HIM

Like, dude, get a hold of yourself

But apparently you knew what he was talking about

Osamu looked at you like you were some strange alien documentary on discovery Channel. Man was confused by both of you

"It's my dad's"

"What?"

"The sweater. It's my dad's"

Never seen someone lit up so quickly.

He almost killed you from how tight he hugged you

In the end you bought him food to make up for the misunderstanding

Akaashi

Pretty boy knew you liked baggy clothes

But he never saw you weat that sweater before

And he knew you didn't go shopping

Pretty boy remembers a lot and you are part of that lot

He is a calm and collected man so he approaches it immediately and without making a fuss

But he can't help but wonder if it's from another boy

He does feel upset, but he wants to know before judging the situation

Every person should be like this

He approaches you and as you hug him he smells a familiar scent

He isn't sure, but he knew he smelt it before

"Hi love, is the sweater new?"

The smile you have because of this man, I swear

"You noticed. But it's actually my dad's"

He just nods and never talks about it again

But you can se the relief as he relaxs his shoulders

Pretty boy was so worried, please tell him you love him

Shikamaru Fem friendship HC

if your Shikamaru’s friend you guys are going to occasionally lay in a grass field some where and watch the cloud’s. Shikamaru will probably fall asleep, and you might fall asleep with him.

Being friends with Shikamaru also means your goanna be friends with Choji. You guys will walk around the village talking about how your day went. Or you guys will find some were to relax and try out the new chip flavor Choji bought.

When you guys are older you’ll often smoke together on a roof top (If you smoke)

You feel like a younger sibling to Shikamaru. He feels like he could tell you anything. like when he starts to fall in love with Temari he tells you. You tell him to stop being a pussy and asks her out.

(This is my first post don’t bully me plz. I am taking request I do NSFW and SFW)