Gonna Chew On Him

gonna chew on him

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— EMBARASSING THINGS THEY DID IN THE PAST : twisted wonderland

[synopsis] embarassing things they did when they were younger that now haunt them whenever they are trying to sleep

[characters] deuce, cater, trey (+chenya), leona, ruggie, jack, malleus

[extra] my last 3 posts are literally so unserious, so here's another one, for the funsies (ily guys)

★﹕DEUCE SPADE

When he was in elementary school, he would chat with his friends while waiting for his mom to come pick him up and take him home. That particular day, his mom was late, and 6-year-old Deuce freaked out. He was convinced that his mom didn't love him anymore, and that's why he wouldn't pick him up—that he was going to be homeless and would have to live on the streets in a cardboard box. He even started crying, which made his friends cry. They started saying goodbye to Deuce because how were they going to see him again if his mom wouldn't bring him to school?

Anyways, his mom came to pick him up 10 minutes later.

★﹕CATER DIAMOND

Back then when he actually tried to make friends whenever he moved schools, he had a huge crush on one of his classmates. One day, he overheard his crush talking about how they "would love to be with someone who loves nature as much as them". Cater wanted to impress his crush so badly that he made a Magicam post with him posing next to random trees and captioned it with "I love nature so much omg😍".

The photo is still out there on the internet because he forgot the password for the account, and the idea of someone from NRC finding the account terrifies him.

★﹕TREY CLOVER (+CHENYA)

Another one that takes place in elementary school. Trey and Chenya were walking around the city after classes when they spotted an electricity pylon. They thought it was the Eiffel Tower (the equivalent of it in Twisted Wonderland), and they got all excited about it, so they came back with Trey's parents so they could take a picture of them next to it.

Their parents bring up the topic from time to time just to laugh at their innocence back then.

★﹕LEONA KINGSCHOLAR

When he was a little kid, he had a nightmare where he was being chased. He was tossing around the bed, mumbling while sleeping. Falena was walking around the halls when he heard noises from Leona's room, and when he saw him clearly having a nightmare, he tried to wake him up. Leona got so startled that he screamed and kicked his older brother in the face.

Sometimes he remembers when he's about to fall asleep, and suddenly his sleepiness is gone from how much he cringed.

★﹕RUGGIE BUCCHI

He needed money, so he decided to work as a party mascot. It went well the first couple of times; it paid well, until he had to work at this particular kids party. The parents told Ruggie to walk down the stairs, greet the kid, wish him a happy birthday, and then just stand there to greet the children whenever they talked to him. Keep in mind that he couldn't see well in the mascot suit. So when Ruggie tried to walk down the stairs, he tripped and fell. The suit's head fell off, and there was just silence for around ten seconds, then the kids started crying. They thought their favorite character had just died right in front of them.

The birthday boy was inconsolable. Needless to say, Ruggie didn't get paid, and his party mascot careed ended that day.

★﹕JACK HOWL

It happened when his parents weren't home. His younger siblings were playing around with paint, and they asked him if they could paint his face. Jack said yes because it was harmless and would wash off, right? Wrong, it was permanent paint.

He had an important exam the next day, so he just showed up to school with his face looking like a kid painting that parents would display on the fridge door. Jack had to go to school like that for three days.

★﹕MALLEUS DRACONIA

Malleus has known Lilia for as long as he can remember; he basically raised him. One day, he had the genius idea to copy his hair. He waited for a moment when he was left unsupervised (in Lilia's defense, Malleus faked being asleep), grabbed some scissors, and cut his own bangs. It was awful; it looked like how you would think a little kid would cut their hair. He was so proud of himself until Lilia saw it. To little Malleus dismay, Lilia laughed his ass off, and whenever his laughter would stop, he would look at Malleus and start laughing again.

He got so upset he burned Lilia's bangs off.

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A sun stained love, golden as daylight

Genre: Hurt Comfort, Romantic Fluff.

Characters: Azul Ashengrotto x GN!Reader.

Summary: Wherein Azul is a fortunate soul to have someone like you in his life.

Warnings: Excessive tooth-rotting fluff. The ending is set two years after graduating.

❀. Happy reading, @azulashengrottospiano, @wendy-darliiing, @sunshine-city-girl

Azul was having trouble sleeping again.

He might not admit it, but the faint traces of exhaustion underneath his eyes was a giveaway that he was plagued with nightmares.

Turns out you were right when he called you one night to come over to his room, asking you sheepishly if you could stay with him for a few nights.

“Can’t sleep, my love?”

Upon hearing your soothing yet worried voice, Azul’s constant tossing and turning came to a halt.

“I’m sorry, if I’m being a burden.” Azul’s eyes glistened, peering at you with guilt.

“No, you're not a burden. You asked for me, so I’m here.” you emphasized, kissing his forehead to ease his mind. “On the contrary, it is a joy having you near me.”

Azul fell silent, taking his time to soak in your kind words.

You always had a way with your words that managed to calm his troubled mind.

Then and there, he could feel lightness blooming in his soul.

“Hey, sweetheart.”

“Yes, love?” you hummed, lips curling into a smile.

“You’re the most beautiful soul I’ve ever met.” said Azul, feeling a rush of intense love as you looked at him with affectionate eyes.

“Oh my, I’m not sure how to respond to that.”

“Uh, well, you can say I know from here on.”

“Alright then.” you giggled lightly.

“You’re the most beautiful soul I’ve ever met.” Azul repeated softly, his loving gaze never straying from your bright face.

“I know.” you said, your radiant smile not wavering.

So are you, Azul. you thought to yourself, and deep down he knew that too.

“When I’m with you, I feel happy and I feel like I’m home.”

“I know.”

“You gave my abandoned thoughts a safe place in your heart.”

“I know.”

“When everything was falling apart, you didn’t let go of my hand. You helped me endure and encouraged me to carry on.” Azul brushed a kiss on the crown of your head.

“I know, my love. I know.” Tears emerged from your eyes, and you let it flow freely.

“You’re very dear and important to me.” Azul cupped your tear-stained cheek, caressing it lightly.

“I know, and so are you.” Leaning into his touch, you placed a little kiss on his hand.

Then his room was engulfed in a comfortable silence.

In the darkness of the night, you listened to each other’s gentle breathing and drifted to a peaceful slumber.

Azul watched you laughing heartily with Jade and Floyd, but he was the one out of breath.

Every time he heard you laugh, happy thoughts came rushing to his heart and mind.

It was a weekend, early in the morning when he decided to wander by the sea alongside you and the Leech brothers.

The spring breeze blew calmly, and the mellow sun shimmered gloriously like amber.

“Hey Azul,” Jade called out. “Won’t you stop staring at your darling?”

The silver-haired man was gazing at you the whole time with a failed attempt to hide his big smile, the same lovely smile you always adored.

“It astonishes me that my darling is still here with us. I still can’t believe it.”

“You better believe it now.” Jade teased him in a good natured tone.

You were supposed to depart from Twisted Wonderland when you were in your third year, and return to where you came from, but God had other plans for you.

Somehow you were destined to stay here.

After all, you believed that home was never a place.

It was a feeling. It was being with the people who you truly loved and cared for.

You belonged with the people who appreciated having you in their lives, and loved you back wholeheartedly.

“There’s no place I’d rather be.” you beamed at your beloved Azul, then at the twins, your glowing smile brimming with a love deeper than the oceans.

Azul’s mind was blown at the breathtaking sight of you, looking so delighted and vivacious.

Even now, he was still wonderstruck at how you seemed to bring the warmth and the light of the radiant sun wherever you go.

Your existence, your presence, and your love wasn’t burning red. It was bright, luminous and golden as daylight.

When Azul Ashengrotto thought that his once cold heart couldn’t melt softly any further, it did.