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92 for anyone
(Ran)
(Levi)
(Bel; couldn’t find a gif that has both quotes in hhhh)
(Either Quin or Ophi)
(yes i know its cheating to put in more than one person but the gifs i found were just too good- :^DDDD)
another twst post because malleus & mc's friendship is killing me
so Malleus actively seeks out MC to talk with them, he initiates spending time together (which y'know is very odd for him) from walks to library 'dates' to him just turning up at their dorm to more, he says that they tell him stories and he values their opinions and wants to hear more of them
so this implies two things, both of which are driving me crazy:
1.) MC talks with Malleus "off camera" more than every time we've seen MC speak at all during the game, put together
2.) Malleus is known to info dump for hours on end. The fact that he actively and continously seeks MC out to know their opinion on things means that, not only do they pay attention and listen when he's talking about the things he's interested in but they also engage in conversation about it AND they do all this in a way that encourages him to keep meeting up with them and talking even without them first extending an invitation/with him inviting them to things/inviting himself over
ik it may seem like a low bar to some, but having someone who intently listens to you for hours, remembers your special interests/hyper-fixations (specially over multiple meetings) and then participates in conversation about them is, in my opinion, the greatest love language & one of the highest forms of love (either romantic or platonic)
Celestial!Yuu:Did you know that Malleus was very fat baby? Before he learned to take human form he was a round chunky little dragon.
Malleus:Mother! No!
Celestial!Yuu: it was fine though. It just meant he was going to be tall when he got older. But you should have seen his first skin shed. I think I have it around here somewhere.
Malleus:(turning red) Mother please...
deuce fucking dies dot jpg
bonus:
old man breaks back laughing at lame joke too hard 😂😂😂😔
Yuu tutoring the first years in proper grammer..
Yuu:All right, does anyone know what a hyperbole is?.....No one? Alright,Sebek.
Sebek:Hmm?
Yuu:Your forehead's bigger that the fucking sky.
Sebek:EXCUSE ME!?
Yuu:SEE, see that was a hyperbole, because I'm not saying Sebek's MASSIVE forehead is actually bigger that the sky.
Sebek:WHAT!?
Yuu:I'm just saying it's pretty fucking big.
Sebek:*about to spill his big fat crocodile tears*
(Hey,at least they know what a hyperbole is now.) ;)
gonna chew on him
Hold the baby like borger
Silver: Yuu/Mc What are you doing?
Yuu/Mc: *Hiding all the kitchen equipment in a panic* Lilia said he wanted to cook!
Silver: *now also hiding kitchen equipment in a panic* What did we do to deserve such punishment?
— EMBARASSING THINGS THEY DID IN THE PAST : twisted wonderland
[synopsis] embarassing things they did when they were younger that now haunt them whenever they are trying to sleep
[characters] deuce, cater, trey (+chenya), leona, ruggie, jack, malleus
[extra] my last 3 posts are literally so unserious, so here's another one, for the funsies (ily guys)
★﹕DEUCE SPADE
When he was in elementary school, he would chat with his friends while waiting for his mom to come pick him up and take him home. That particular day, his mom was late, and 6-year-old Deuce freaked out. He was convinced that his mom didn't love him anymore, and that's why he wouldn't pick him up—that he was going to be homeless and would have to live on the streets in a cardboard box. He even started crying, which made his friends cry. They started saying goodbye to Deuce because how were they going to see him again if his mom wouldn't bring him to school?
Anyways, his mom came to pick him up 10 minutes later.
★﹕CATER DIAMOND
Back then when he actually tried to make friends whenever he moved schools, he had a huge crush on one of his classmates. One day, he overheard his crush talking about how they "would love to be with someone who loves nature as much as them". Cater wanted to impress his crush so badly that he made a Magicam post with him posing next to random trees and captioned it with "I love nature so much omg😍".
The photo is still out there on the internet because he forgot the password for the account, and the idea of someone from NRC finding the account terrifies him.
★﹕TREY CLOVER (+CHENYA)
Another one that takes place in elementary school. Trey and Chenya were walking around the city after classes when they spotted an electricity pylon. They thought it was the Eiffel Tower (the equivalent of it in Twisted Wonderland), and they got all excited about it, so they came back with Trey's parents so they could take a picture of them next to it.
Their parents bring up the topic from time to time just to laugh at their innocence back then.
★﹕LEONA KINGSCHOLAR
When he was a little kid, he had a nightmare where he was being chased. He was tossing around the bed, mumbling while sleeping. Falena was walking around the halls when he heard noises from Leona's room, and when he saw him clearly having a nightmare, he tried to wake him up. Leona got so startled that he screamed and kicked his older brother in the face.
Sometimes he remembers when he's about to fall asleep, and suddenly his sleepiness is gone from how much he cringed.
★﹕RUGGIE BUCCHI
He needed money, so he decided to work as a party mascot. It went well the first couple of times; it paid well, until he had to work at this particular kids party. The parents told Ruggie to walk down the stairs, greet the kid, wish him a happy birthday, and then just stand there to greet the children whenever they talked to him. Keep in mind that he couldn't see well in the mascot suit. So when Ruggie tried to walk down the stairs, he tripped and fell. The suit's head fell off, and there was just silence for around ten seconds, then the kids started crying. They thought their favorite character had just died right in front of them.
The birthday boy was inconsolable. Needless to say, Ruggie didn't get paid, and his party mascot careed ended that day.
★﹕JACK HOWL
It happened when his parents weren't home. His younger siblings were playing around with paint, and they asked him if they could paint his face. Jack said yes because it was harmless and would wash off, right? Wrong, it was permanent paint.
He had an important exam the next day, so he just showed up to school with his face looking like a kid painting that parents would display on the fridge door. Jack had to go to school like that for three days.
★﹕MALLEUS DRACONIA
Malleus has known Lilia for as long as he can remember; he basically raised him. One day, he had the genius idea to copy his hair. He waited for a moment when he was left unsupervised (in Lilia's defense, Malleus faked being asleep), grabbed some scissors, and cut his own bangs. It was awful; it looked like how you would think a little kid would cut their hair. He was so proud of himself until Lilia saw it. To little Malleus dismay, Lilia laughed his ass off, and whenever his laughter would stop, he would look at Malleus and start laughing again.
He got so upset he burned Lilia's bangs off.
Peepaw lilia shows you his babies' pictures.... ✨✨✨
I had the vision lol he is proud for being the most talented in babysitting 💚☝🦇✨✨✨
your silver knight ⚔️
Malleusss :}
Not much, but something for birthday boy \o/
Trying to develop a chibi style I like. I’m starting to develop a “little golden book” style. I really like it.
Celtic Malleus talking with Egyptian Leona.