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10 months ago

Hugging them for the first time pt 2

Heartslabyul Dorm & Savanaclaw {some are short some arent}  {Riddle, Trey, Cater, Leona, and Ruggie)

Y/n has been at NRC for a while and she's never hugged anyone (besides grim) until today. Y/n took in a deep breath before walking out the door of the ramshackle dorm with grim on her shoulder. {ps y/n is pudgy since thats what i am)

Riddle Rosehearts: HUG!THIS!BOY! (pt2) This boy is hella touch starved (mrs. rosehearts me trey and Che'nya just want to talk with bats) ribble froze up almost as stiff as a tree before he slowly melted into y/ns arms. The warm y/n gave off made him feel safe in her hold. He stayed in her arms for a good minute before slowly backing away from her “thank you for the hug y/n but next time tell me i don't want to accidently collar you in a panic” riddle said straightening his tie y/n nodded before walking off.

Trey clover: Trey gives off the vibes that he doesn’t like to be touched so he’s one of the few y/n would ask before suddenly hugging. Trey was baking some tarts (surprise surprise) when y/n walked “afternoon y/n how are you this evening?” trey asked as he put the tray into the oven “i’m good i just had a quick question to ask you if that’s all right” y/n started as she played with the end of her shirt. Trey looked at her as he whipped his hands off “of course you can! Is someone messing with you?” trey asked in his big brother voice y/n just chuckled slightly before shaking her head no “No big brother” she started with a tease which trey smiled before waiting for her to continue with her question “i wanted to ask if i could hug you. Nothings wrong! I’m just in a hugging mood” y/n said trey was shocked before chuckling “of course!” he said with a smile holding his arms out y/n was shocked for a second before smiling and quickly ran into his arms. He smelled like pastries and his hug was nice and softly tight. “Don’t ever be afraid to ask me for a hug just make sure i’m not holding anything before the hug though” he said with a smile as he pulled away y/n nodded before running off.

Cater Diamond: To find him just go to his live and there you go he’s sitting in the garden. Once y/n got to cater he just turned off the live and the next thing cater knew someone was hugging him. Cater looked down to see y/n which made him smile brightly before hugging her back “thank you y/n i really needed that” he whispered. Before cater could pull away Y/n took out her phone and smiled as she took a picture of them still hugging. “Here you go. Don’t post it till tomorrow though” y/n said as she sent the picture to him he nodded before walking off. Cater smiled before pulling out his phone and pulling up the picture.

Leona Kingscholar: Bold of you but also hug this lion. He just getting up in botanical garden when he heard y/n coming towards him “ herbivore” he said looking at y/n as she got closer to him, a soon as her arms wrapped around him he grunted, he looked down at her before wrapping one arm over her “how bold of you herbivore to run into the arms of a carnivore. You best be prepared for it all” he voice filled with smugness “bring it lazy bones” y/n said with a smile looking up at him. Leona huffed “maybe later i’m still sleepy” as he let her go and walked away but for the rest of the day leona was in a better mood.

Ruggie Bucchi: Be warned he might try to steal your wallet or food as a joke (95% of the time). Ruggie was just leaving sams shop when y/n suddenly came up to him and hugged him. At first he thought he was getting robbed then relaxed it was y/n “what was that for? I was about to bite you! Warn me next time!” ruggie huffed with a pout y/n just laughed before putting a chocolate donut in his mouth (where did the donut come from? magic). Y/n handed ruggie the donuts before running off ruggie just smiled and shock his head he never refused free food explicitly donuts and explicitly from one of his friends.


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7 months ago

STAYING IN TWISTED WONDERLAND

STAYING IN TWISTED WONDERLAND

Y/n signed as she paced around her living room, stressing about the meeting with all of her friends this afternoon. {flashback to monday} Crowley had finally gotten off his lazy butt and found her a way home, “I'll give you until next monday to decide, and to say goodbye” Crowley said as he waved y/n out of his office. As y/n stood outside his door, her mind was racing so many thoughts ran through her head, she had just been adopted by crewel only a few days ago and she hadn't told anyone yet. Y/n slowly walked to her fathers classroom, even though it's her choice and she has her heart set on one answer she would still like her fathers opinion. After a few minutes y/n had found herself infront of her fathers classroom door, before slowly reaching up to knock on the door. “Enter” her fathers voice said behind the classroom door, which she slowly opened the door and stepped in before shutting the door behind her silently “ah hello pup! I was going to track you down after I got done grading these tests, I want to take you shopping!” Crewel said with a smile as he looked up from the paper he was grading, y/n pulled up a chair “papa i need to talk to you about a conversation Crowley and I just had” y/n said as she sat down “ Do i need to get violent with a crow?” crewel asked putting his pen down, y/n laughed slightly before shaking her head “not today papa” y/n replied Crewel turned his chair to face his daughter he gently took her hands in his “what’s wrong pup?” Crewel asked his voice filled with concern y/n took a deep breath before speaking “Crowley found a way for me to go back to my world, he’s giving me until next monday to decide” Y/n felt Crewel freeze up she looked up at her father to see his gray eyes wide and started to fill up with tears. Crewel lowered his head “the choice is yours i’ll be happy for you no matter what.” Crewel spoke with a shaky voice. “Dad I have a week to decide I'm not going to tell my friends until Sunday but-” y/n started before leaning and whispering into crewel's ear. Crewel gasped tears falling from his eyes before hugging her tightly. {end of flashback}

The week went by like normal y/n went to unbirthday partys, Spelldrive tournaments, helping out at the Mostro Lounge, helping jamil prepare for parties kalim threw, suffering with epel as Vil rants as rook chuckles behind them, gaming with Idia,Ortho and Lilia, Pranking sebek with ace and grim, falling asleep beside silver under a random tree, and late night walks with malleus. Sunday had finally came around faster than y/n was ready for but today was the day so y/n had gone around to all of her friends telling them to come by the ramshack tonight at 5pm, telling them it was very important and EVERYONE needed to be there.

Grim yelling y/ns name had brought her out of her thoughts “y/n! Henchmen someone at the door!” grim yelled y/n quickly went to the door and opened it seeing everyone heck even Idia was here in person “Yall came!” y/n smiled as she opened the door wider as she stepped aside welcoming everyone in “of course shrimpy!” Floyd said as he picked her up and brought her in for a tight hug y/n laughed as floyd carried her to the living room as everyone else followed in close pursuit. Soon everyone was seated in the living room looking at y/n who was standing in the middle of the room “so child of man I’m happy to be included, but why have you called us here all of a sudden?” Malleus asked y/n sighed “ok i have something important to tell all of you but i need you all to promise to stay quiet until i am done ok?” y/n said looking at all her friends Everyone nodded agreeing with her terms y/n took a deep breath before looking at all her friends before starting to speak “so on monday crowley called me into his office and he had told me he had found a way for me to go home and he gave me until monday aka tomorrow to make my decision” everyone froze and stared at y/n with wide eyes “I didn’t want to stress anyone out so i didn’t tell anyone about it, i wanted this week to be normal.” y/n had sat down beside a tearful grim “and i wanted you all here to hear what i had decided” y/n said looking at her friends everyone was looking down ready to be heartbroken “I’m staying here” y/n said with a smile “WAIT WHAT?!” Everyone yelled y/n laughed “Professor Crewel and I had this conversation on Monday grim and I will be living with him because he had adopted me last friday.” y/n said hugging grim “i already wanted to stay here i guess i just needed more of a secret push from you all” y/n said ace got up and walked over to her “You jerk! You worried everyone!” ace growled as he punched y/n in the arm y/n just laughed. Everyone was happy y/n was staying, everyone took turns hugging y/n. She was staying in twisted wonderland because of them.


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7 months ago

Oh frfr, no more plot convience. Give me them being lil weirdos ON THE DAILY

I need. Twisted Beastmen and the like. To be more animalistic. Not necessarily like, physically, I don't meant that in the furry sense. I mean that in the 'they're part animal and it'd not just for show' sense.

I want beastmen with claw like nails. Where the cat-like ones tend to walk on their toes when not wearing shoes because it feels right. Where their eyes and pupils reflect the animals that they're partly of. With fangs and teeth appropriate for their species.

Ruggie making laughing noises at the active prospect of food. Whooping when in a fight and needing backup. Lowing when excited for a fight.

Leona roaring to get the whole dorm's attention. Chuffing in greeting at people he considers part of his pride. (He'll sometimes grunt at Cheka like a mother would to her cubs but will deny it.)

Jack barking at danger to warn others and howling to try and figure out where his pack is (he forgets they can't howl back, but Ruggie will sometimes low at him and Yuu definitely tries to howl back.)

I want to see Azul with the tips of his limbs in human form retain some of his octopus natural ability to camouflage. I want to see his hands always moving, grabbing something, holding something. Azul who might not have bones in human form with how flexible he is??

The tweels who aren't very active naturally during the day but get really hyperactive at night. Who bare their teeth at people when excited.

Che'nya who lounges in the sun on lazy days. Who's great at stretching and popping everywhere in his body if he needs to, to a concerning degree.

GIMME FEY WHO DONT ACT HUMAN

Malleus who snorts smoke when he's angry. Malleus who wear gloves because he got claws. Malleus who has a tail and wings outside of his dragon form sometimes.

Lilia who gets just a bit too excited at the prospect of a fight and spilling blood. Who can recognize a person by the smell of their blood. Who makes inhuman noises when too excited and gives off a very eldritch horror kind of vibe if he lets loose.

Sebek who can be found eating rocks sometimes. Who finds quiet in thunder and lightning. Who can move so smoothly and silently you don't know he's there until he opens his maw. Who has a lot of really sharp teeth for someone with a human mouth.

Just- gimme some animal, like, REALISM. PLEASE.


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2 years ago

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Hi! Love your OC “Yuujirou”. I was wondering if you can write a one-shot about yandere Ruggie with Yuujirou. And Yuujirou just starts to do his mating rituals like slightly pushing Ruggie and being close to him. I feel like Ruggie would be happy/flustered that he’s close to him as he loves Yuujirou, and that he’s on cloud 9 when he realizes that Yuujirou is courting him as his lover.

Keep up the good work!! 😁

omg thank you for the request i absolutely love this idea!!! legit made me so happy to see you have no idea. enjoy! :)

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character: ruggie bucchi, twst

contains: oc used as main character - not an x reader, yandere themes, male main character, not canon within little panther

view the oc here. for basics, he's more or less a black panther beastman (referred to as hybrid, as they are different things, but similar) named yuujirou. you can read the fanfic i'm writing for him here (quotev) or here (ao3).

post referenced: yuujirou's mating rituals

It started with small nudges, here and there.

They weren’t much, but of course Ruggie took notice - he always did, with Yuujirou.

Along with that, the panthers scent slowly started to overtake the clothes that the hyena wore, the things he brought around with him, everything. At first, he just thought it was a pleasant coincidence. One that he would enjoy while it lasted.

But, it didn’t stop. If Ruggie didn’t know better, he would say it almost seemed like Yuuji was marking him. A thought that made him blush with a love struck grin, but one that he dismissed just as quickly as it appeared.

Maybe he shouldn’t have, though, the hyena realizes now as Yuujirou greets him with an outright cheek rub and a slight push. That had to count for something, didn’t it?

He returns the gesture, of course, pleased to hear how the hybrid purrs at the exchange. But before he can lose focus, Ruggie clears his throat.

“So, um, Yuuji…” He starts, having to take a moment to admire how the panther responds to his call to attention with starry eyes before he can continue. “You’ve been more, ahem, touchy? Lately?”

“Not that I’m not okay with that! I… really, really like it, actually. I was just wondering…”

His voice dies out before he can finish his sentence, and with wide eyes he watches how the hybrid rolls his eyes and lets out a chuff halfway between annoyed and affectionate, slipping his hand behind the hyena and pulling him close into an embrace of sorts, their noses just shy of touching.

A few moments pass, Ruggie getting increasingly more red as his brain goes into overdrive, even more so when Yuujirou suddenly pulls back with the hint of a growl.

There’s a million apologies on his lips in an instant, rushing to try and dispel any misunderstandings that came up because of his silence, but they all fizzle away when he sees Yuuji instead calmly walk to a nearby bush and pull the first years that constantly follow him around out of it.

“Oh. Yeah. That… makes more sense.” Ruggie mumbles, more to himself than anything, watching how the jaguar scolds their audience as his brain starts to restart.

He would have never guessed that his guess would’ve been right. Really, he thought it was much too presumptuous of him - he was half expecting to have left the conversation with threat of never speaking to Yuujirou again.

Not that he would’ve stood for that, would’ve just let it happen without warming his way back into his panther’s life, but it was the thought that mattered. That scared him anyways.

To see that he was right in the first place, that the object of all his affections actually did like him, had Ruggie well beyond cloud nine.

Now, all he needs to do is make sure it stays that way.


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1 year ago

TWST Incorrect quotes#358 Lioness

Leona: Kids are Assholes Like My daughter is an asshole-*Sees his pack laugh*She is, We argue me and my daughter argue...She can't even talk-

Rug*Snickers getting the popcorn ready*

Savanclaw*Gets Comfy wanting to hear their DormLeader Rant about his home life*

Leona: She knows a couple of words right? She put a couple sentences together but it's like every time I tell her SOMETHING, she always gets something to say back-NO MATTER WHAT I SAY SHE ALWAYS GOTTA GIVE ME SOMETHING BACK and it makes me MAD-

Leona: We got into an argument over juice the other day...she came into the room she was like-

Nala(4)*Pitter patters to her napping daddy*Daddy juice!

Leona*Yawns and looks at his lioness*No...You had enough juice, Go get some water

And she looked at she was...

Nala(4): DU meGama Tch-Nana wah wah ya ya JUICE*Mimicking Leona annoyingly with a Sassy look*

And i looked at her-

Leona:...WHO THE SEVENS YOU THINK YOUR TALKING TO-SIT YOUR LIL ASS DOWN AND GET THE GODDAMN-

The Whole dorm laughs even JACK is laughing at the faces Leona is making about his daughter going up against their dorm leader

Leona: I was so mad..., I was mas because I knew she knew what she was trying to say, She just didn't know how to say it like in her mind...she was like "You black midget b*tch, Get the juice punk ass daddy!"

TWST Incorrect Quotes#358 Lioness

Leona's out here being the house husband with a sassy lioness cub-


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1 year ago

TWST Incorrect quotes#413 Goldfish Crackers

Fareha*Is happy about Leona's relationship with You*So you all plan to buy a house this Ramshackle? well, I suppose that would be a fine first place to raise the children~

Grim*splutters*

Leona*chokes*

Both Grim and Leona are chocking as you look in awe at the question

Leona: It’s a bit early to be thinking about that, isn’t it?*Looking at Fareha with a slightly red face...from anger or embarrassment?*

Grim: Yeah! I just started eating*is drinking from his sippy cup makes and Gagging noise*

Yuu: Grim!

Leona*Eyes narrows his eyes at him*What’s that supposed to mean?

Yuu: Grim, It’s great, OK?

Grim: well For his type, yes...*Grumbles eating a piece of his food, glaring at Leona*

Leona: My type?

Grim: THE TYPE TO STEAL SOMEONE CUDDLE BUDDY AND SNACK SNATCHER!

Leona: YOU'RE STILL GOING ON ABOUT THE ME EATING YOUR GOLDFISH CRACKERS ON ACCIDENT!?

Grim: WHY DID YOU EAT THEM IF YOU DONT LIKE THEM!?

Fareha:...Oh, didn't realize I was already an uncle...

TWST Incorrect Quotes#413 Goldfish Crackers

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2 years ago

Finally... THE TABLES HAVE TURNED *INSERT EVIL LAUGHTER*

TWST Incorrect quotes#302 Nap Buddies

Leona: Okay, truth or dare? Yuu: Truth! Leona: How many hours have you slept this week? Yuu: Yuu: ...Dare! Leona: Go to bed Yuu: I don't like this game

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Rugg: Ey Leona time to-*Comes in Leona's room but is shushed by an angry giant cat to keep quiet*

Leona*Has Yuu on top of him, arms on their waist as his chest is Cushing their cheek*...

Yuu*Sleeping peacefully and nuzzling into him*

Leona"Wake them...I dare you-"

TWST Incorrect Quotes#302 Nap Buddies

....Its the other way around...big cat cant move when their human uses him as a nap pillow...he can't MOVE-


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1 year ago

Incorrect Quotes (TWST) #2

Yuu: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment...at all?

Leona: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.


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4 years ago
Heres Some V2 Versions If Yall Want! I Still Couldnt Get Snek Dorm To Show Up . Like Or Reblog If Youre
Heres Some V2 Versions If Yall Want! I Still Couldnt Get Snek Dorm To Show Up . Like Or Reblog If Youre
Heres Some V2 Versions If Yall Want! I Still Couldnt Get Snek Dorm To Show Up . Like Or Reblog If Youre
Heres Some V2 Versions If Yall Want! I Still Couldnt Get Snek Dorm To Show Up . Like Or Reblog If Youre
Heres Some V2 Versions If Yall Want! I Still Couldnt Get Snek Dorm To Show Up . Like Or Reblog If Youre
Heres Some V2 Versions If Yall Want! I Still Couldnt Get Snek Dorm To Show Up . Like Or Reblog If Youre

Heres some v2 versions if y’all want! I still couldn’t get snek dorm to show up 😔. Like or reblog if you’re gonna use!

I finally got some free time so have some twst wallpaper edits! Like or reblog if you’re gonna use. (@yandere-romanticaa here they are thanks for giving me the boost 😅)

I Finally Got Some Free Time So Have Some Twst Wallpaper Edits! Like Or Reblog If Youre Gonna Use. (@yandere-romanticaa
I Finally Got Some Free Time So Have Some Twst Wallpaper Edits! Like Or Reblog If Youre Gonna Use. (@yandere-romanticaa
I Finally Got Some Free Time So Have Some Twst Wallpaper Edits! Like Or Reblog If Youre Gonna Use. (@yandere-romanticaa
I Finally Got Some Free Time So Have Some Twst Wallpaper Edits! Like Or Reblog If Youre Gonna Use. (@yandere-romanticaa
I Finally Got Some Free Time So Have Some Twst Wallpaper Edits! Like Or Reblog If Youre Gonna Use. (@yandere-romanticaa
I Finally Got Some Free Time So Have Some Twst Wallpaper Edits! Like Or Reblog If Youre Gonna Use. (@yandere-romanticaa

To scarabia stans, I’m sorry I couldn’t make one of our snake dorm. I couldn’t get the file of the logo to show up on my editing app so I had to skip it 👉👈😔

!Logos and twst belong to Disney,edits are mine!


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3 years ago

*Falls inside with chaotic finesse and pushes back hair as if nothing happened*

Ok keep in mind this is all just based on personal opinion and perception🤣. I’m also basing this off of

A.) The Dorm’s values/ what trait they were built upon.

B) What Trait/Value the character displays/values the most

And C) The overall vibe they kinda give me. 😅

Lucifer: Heartslabyul/Diasomnia

> The power and order this man holds is just immaculate and he can finesse his way to either of these dorms

Mammon: Scarabia/Octavinelle

>The values these two dorms hold can fit Mammon bb.

Leviathan: Ignihyde/Octavinelle

> Before ya’ll attack me for being biased, here me out. Ignihyde was founded on the diligence of the king of the underworld. Levi is the most diligent person I know in the cast ranging from his anime to his games to his passion. He puts top tier effort into all of these without anyone else telling him to. The second was is based off of his vibe ok.

Satan: Diasomnia/Scarabia

>Power and mind, need I say more?

Asmodeus: Pomefiore/Ignihyde

> the first one is self explanatory, the second one is about dem ✨diligence✨

Beel: Savanaclaw

> “Rras what’s the second option-“ no there is no second option I can’t tell you how much savanaclaw energy I can feel radiating from this man.

Belphie: Scarabia/Pomefiore

>Ok ok head me out, Pomefiore is built on the unrelenting efforts of the beautiful queen, guess who put so much effort into killing Mc? Case closed.

Diavolo: Diasomnia/Octavinelle

>first one is obvious but the second one well. Dia is one of the most benevolent man I’ve ever came across ok.

Barbatos: Octavinelle/Pomefiore

>Ok ok stop stop, think of the values and traits tho.

Solomon: Pomefiore/Diasomnia

>Again, unrelenting efforts and powers

Simeon: Heartslabyul/Ignihyde

>Rule abider (for most of the time) and diligent by having to take care of Luke.

Luke: Savanaclaw/Heartslabyul

>Is the first one because is the chihuahua joke? Trust me no. He’s pretty tenacious in my eye. The second one is ehhh well kinda obvious.

Hope this helped Ozera-senpai!

I don't know how familiar you are with Twisted Wonderland, but if you're up to it, what dorms do you think the Obey Me! cast would be sorted into if they were students at Night Raven College and why?

Hello! I’m sorry, but I don’t know anything about twisted wonderland other than I think the creator of Black Butler also wrote and designed the outfits for it? I’m sorry I can’t be of any help.

@rrasado do you have any thoughts on which houses the OM! characters would be in?


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2 years ago
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⸢𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓⸥ • ⸢𝐑𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒 & 𝐑𝐄𝐆𝐔𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒⸥ • ⸢𝐓𝐀𝐆 𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓⸥

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— 𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐃𝐋𝐄 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐒 ⸢🌹⸥

When he meets your mother

When you're a sculptor

Getting him to say Nakakapagpabagabag

— 𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐘 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑 ⸢♣⸥

When you're demonic royalty

— 𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐃 ⸢♦⸥

When he winds up in your world

— 𝐃𝐄𝐔𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐃𝐄 ⸢♠⸥

When you're a reaper

When you're a child of Mother Miranda

When you're a Mom Friend

When you share a brain cell

A bit of Everything :: FIC

When he gives familial love

— 𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐎𝐋𝐀 ⸢♥⸥

When you're a reaper

When you're a child of Mother Miranda

When you're a Mom Friend

When you share a brain cell

A bit of Everything :: FIC

When he gives familial love

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— 𝐋𝐄𝐎𝐍𝐀 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐀𝐑 ⸢🦁⸥

When you contract the Hanahaki Disease

When he meets your mother

Getting him to say Nakakapagpabagabag

When you serve him something from home

— 𝐑𝐔𝐆𝐆𝐈𝐄 𝐁𝐔𝐂𝐂𝐇𝐈 ⸢🍩⸥

When you're demonic royalty

When you serve him something from home

— 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐇𝐎𝐖𝐋 ⸢🐺⸥

When you're a reaper

When you're a child of Mother Miranda

When you're a Mom Friend

When you serve him something from home

When he gives familial love

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— 𝐀𝐙𝐔𝐋 𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐎 ⸢🐙⸥

When you contract the Hanahaki Disease

When he meets your mother

Getting him to say Nakakapagpabagabag

— 𝐉𝐀𝐃𝐄 𝐋𝐄𝐄𝐂𝐇 ⸢🐬⸥

When you contract the Hanahaki Disease

When you're demonic royalty

— 𝐅𝐋𝐎𝐘𝐃 𝐋𝐄𝐄𝐂𝐇 ⸢🦈⸥

When you contract the Hanahaki Disease

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1 year ago

— EMBARASSING THINGS THEY DID IN THE PAST : twisted wonderland

 EMBARASSING THINGS THEY DID IN THE PAST : Twisted Wonderland
 EMBARASSING THINGS THEY DID IN THE PAST : Twisted Wonderland
 EMBARASSING THINGS THEY DID IN THE PAST : Twisted Wonderland

[synopsis] embarassing things they did when they were younger that now haunt them whenever they are trying to sleep

[characters] deuce, cater, trey (+chenya), leona, ruggie, jack, malleus

[extra] my last 3 posts are literally so unserious, so here's another one, for the funsies (ily guys)

★﹕DEUCE SPADE

When he was in elementary school, he would chat with his friends while waiting for his mom to come pick him up and take him home. That particular day, his mom was late, and 6-year-old Deuce freaked out. He was convinced that his mom didn't love him anymore, and that's why he wouldn't pick him up—that he was going to be homeless and would have to live on the streets in a cardboard box. He even started crying, which made his friends cry. They started saying goodbye to Deuce because how were they going to see him again if his mom wouldn't bring him to school?

Anyways, his mom came to pick him up 10 minutes later.

★﹕CATER DIAMOND

Back then when he actually tried to make friends whenever he moved schools, he had a huge crush on one of his classmates. One day, he overheard his crush talking about how they "would love to be with someone who loves nature as much as them". Cater wanted to impress his crush so badly that he made a Magicam post with him posing next to random trees and captioned it with "I love nature so much omg😍".

The photo is still out there on the internet because he forgot the password for the account, and the idea of someone from NRC finding the account terrifies him.

★﹕TREY CLOVER (+CHENYA)

Another one that takes place in elementary school. Trey and Chenya were walking around the city after classes when they spotted an electricity pylon. They thought it was the Eiffel Tower (the equivalent of it in Twisted Wonderland), and they got all excited about it, so they came back with Trey's parents so they could take a picture of them next to it.

Their parents bring up the topic from time to time just to laugh at their innocence back then.

★﹕LEONA KINGSCHOLAR

When he was a little kid, he had a nightmare where he was being chased. He was tossing around the bed, mumbling while sleeping. Falena was walking around the halls when he heard noises from Leona's room, and when he saw him clearly having a nightmare, he tried to wake him up. Leona got so startled that he screamed and kicked his older brother in the face.

Sometimes he remembers when he's about to fall asleep, and suddenly his sleepiness is gone from how much he cringed.

★﹕RUGGIE BUCCHI

He needed money, so he decided to work as a party mascot. It went well the first couple of times; it paid well, until he had to work at this particular kids party. The parents told Ruggie to walk down the stairs, greet the kid, wish him a happy birthday, and then just stand there to greet the children whenever they talked to him. Keep in mind that he couldn't see well in the mascot suit. So when Ruggie tried to walk down the stairs, he tripped and fell. The suit's head fell off, and there was just silence for around ten seconds, then the kids started crying. They thought their favorite character had just died right in front of them.

The birthday boy was inconsolable. Needless to say, Ruggie didn't get paid, and his party mascot careed ended that day.

★﹕JACK HOWL

It happened when his parents weren't home. His younger siblings were playing around with paint, and they asked him if they could paint his face. Jack said yes because it was harmless and would wash off, right? Wrong, it was permanent paint.

He had an important exam the next day, so he just showed up to school with his face looking like a kid painting that parents would display on the fridge door. Jack had to go to school like that for three days.

★﹕MALLEUS DRACONIA

Malleus has known Lilia for as long as he can remember; he basically raised him. One day, he had the genius idea to copy his hair. He waited for a moment when he was left unsupervised (in Lilia's defense, Malleus faked being asleep), grabbed some scissors, and cut his own bangs. It was awful; it looked like how you would think a little kid would cut their hair. He was so proud of himself until Lilia saw it. To little Malleus dismay, Lilia laughed his ass off, and whenever his laughter would stop, he would look at Malleus and start laughing again.

He got so upset he burned Lilia's bangs off.


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11 months ago
No Doubt An Obvious And Low Hanging Fruit Joke To Do, But, It Wouldnt Leave Me Until It Was Visualized

no doubt an obvious and low hanging fruit joke to do, but, it wouldn’t leave me until it was visualized

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8 months ago

Ngl I wouldn't be surprised if the ppl hating on Vil for "ruining" Rook said he "dyed Rook's hair" or smt so they can continue dodging the fact that Rook and his hair were not healthy yqeFyFHabxaxv

Ngl I Wouldn't Be Surprised If The Ppl Hating On Vil For "ruining" Rook Said He "dyed Rook's Hair" Or
Ngl I Wouldn't Be Surprised If The Ppl Hating On Vil For "ruining" Rook Said He "dyed Rook's Hair" Or

Even his eyes were duller wrharhafhafhbsc


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