The Twilight Saga (Especially The First One) Are Genuinely Good Movies

The Twilight Saga (Especially the first one) are genuinely good movies

I’m becoming a harry styles fan oh no

Guess who just realized they probably have daddy issues and that arguing at least every other day and absolutely despising your dad isn’t normal behavior!

Asa Akira at the 2018 AVN Awards.

A tube dress with a photomontage of YOU getting fucked on it? The PERFECT dress to wear to a Porn Award Show! Wow!

I need- not want, NEED- to see more disgustingly self-inserted fan fictions. I need more unabashed Mary Sues. Blatantly disregard canon. Make someone else’s franchise your bitch. Be disgustingly self-aware. I want to see your 2am-listening-to-obscure-soundtracks-to-guide-my-nocturnal-daydreams storylines. Sprinkle in some memes we’ll forget in 2 years. Give me absurd crossovers because The Shire and Wife Swap can coexist. Hell, make your least favorite person irl the villain. You’re the main character and you’re hot. You have no split ends. You’re a simp and you’re not ashamed. It’s not cringe, it’s camp. Give it all to me

I would marry him