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Sometimes I think of virgin!gojo and how he thinks he’s gonna top us and how he’s gonna make us beg him to let us cum but here he is riding our strap like a bitch in heat. Please I love overconfident men and how they think they’re gonna top and just become so subby and cute like🥺 -🦑
I HAVE ALWAYS SUPPORTED THIS ON THIS BLOG. The idea of dominating cocky men and making them whimper makes my soul wet😩😩😩😩GOJO WOULD BE TALK SO MUCH LIKE "Oh baby you're gonna cry for this cock." AND THE NEXT THING WE KNOW, HE IS ARCHING HIS BACK AND RIDING MY STRAP
❝ 𝐈 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐘𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐃𝐒 𝐆𝐎 𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐘 ❞
I am 𝐏𝐚𝐬𝐢. Let me tell you my red flag, I love Gojo and Toji
❝ 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐇𝐒. 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐈 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐑. ❞
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HOLY FUCK ITS BEEN A YEAR AND I FOUND IT!!!
Holy shit there’s this bnha x (fem) reader that I really liked and I don’t remember what it was called, there was something about yn being childhood friends with keigo and her mom died or something ( her dad was stain I’m pretty sure )so she gets adopted by all might and ends up becoming a dazai osamu copy. She has some sort of body scanning/analyzing quirk
Keigo also gives her his endeavor plush before she gets adopted and later on ends up in 1 a
if u have piv sex ur a woman cuz no trans man would ever like that due to dysphoria
L + ratio + trans men's experiences are not all the same + dysphoria manifests differently in different people + I'm genderqueer + boypussy slays + I have a self lubricating hole why not use it + i come so hard when there's a cock pounding my gspot . cry about it
civilian touya who has an awkward relationship with his family. puts the civil in civilian. he got all his angst and rage out of his system during his teenage years, and enji’s been on a self improvement journey for some time now. things should be good now — but he only visits home once every two months (sometimes even less often) and no phone call with him ever lasts any longer than five minutes (unless you’re natsuo. then you get an extra five). and no matter how hard fuyumi or rei attempt to pry on the occasions he does join them at the dinner table, whatever he’s been up to recently is still a mystery for the most part by the time he leaves. touya loves his family, because loving unconditionally is just in his nature. but he spent so much time being angry and pushing them away during his teenage years that he doesn’t really know them anymore — and he can’t bring himself to trust people he doesn’t know.
civilian touya who randomly brings home his hot tattooed gf one day. rei’s eyes are sparkling as she laughs and chats with you, hand resting over your own in that warm motherly way. and the whole time enji’s sat like a fucking statue with an unreadable expression on his face that makes him look constipated. he’s trying so hard not to say oh brother 🙄 so this is what touya’s gotten himself into. he hasn’t gotten to the chapter about conservatism in his self help book. he doesn’t say anything because everyone seems to really like you and touya’s been watching you and his mom talk with a fondness that’s lowkey causing cracks in his stone cold heart. but secretly, he’s betting that this relationship isn’t gonna make it touya’s next visit.
civilian touya who brings you over again…. and again…. and again. enji’s so bewildered and stressed at the fact that he was wrong it’s comical. and he has yet to voice his concerns to anyone else bc he doesn’t want to look like an asshole so he just has this ongoing bet with the voice inside his head that you and touya are going to break up any minute now. everyone else has joined touya in being infatuated with you because you’re great — but also because touya’s now started to visit more often and there’s a constant grin on his face that they haven’t seen since he was a little boy. and enji swears he won’t fall for your little tricks! he’s absolutely livid when a chuckle escapes him at a juvenile joke you made. scandalized by the fact that he’s a little curious about the meaning behind one of your tattoos — you’re not gonna get him to ask 😡
civilian touya who announces that you’re five weeks pregnant a year and a half into your relationship. rei cries. because she’s going to be a grandma, of course, but also because he actually chose to share the news with them instead of suddenly disappearing to some foreign country to raise a family in secret — something she’s convinced the touya before you would have done just to avoid being open with them. and enji, thinks this might just be his aha! moment. having a baby this soon, out of wedlock? bound to fall apart. for once, he hopes he’s wrong.
civilian touya who has one hand stabilizing the smiley, toothless baby girl sitting on his lap and the other holding your left, thumb rubbing the aquamarine gemstone on your ring finger. enji watches his firstborn dote on his own and silently reminisces the first few months of touya’s life. he remembers being full of love for someone for the first time in his entire life, and being terrified; it was all more than he knew what to do with. touya seems to know exactly what to do with it all when he coos at his two girls. love was never a challenge for him — just finding somewhere to place it.
★ a/n: i wrote this with the panel from 388 in mind and that’s the ONLY reason shouto isn’t mentioned. ily bby it’s not what it looks like
First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die
How you dying 👀
‘Friend Of Dorothy’s’
Eddie Munson x Hanky User! Male Reader
Content Warnings : Slight NSFW Set : July 1986
Word Count : 2.5k
"Henderson, hurry up and get out here! We gotta go now if you wanna get there early!" Eddie yelled back to his trailer, banging on the side of his van for effect.
"Hold your damn horses, I can't find my hat!" Dustin yelled back. Eddie cursed himself for letting Dustin leave his shit everywhere, it was like he was his annoying ass little brother or something.
Dustin came flying out the trailer, slamming the door behind him and running down the few porch steps eagerly. He sprinted to the van's passenger seat door, flinging it open and practically launching himself into the van.
"Let's go, I don't wanna get there and have the place all sold out!" Dustin demanded, angrily screeching at Eddie who went to lock the trailer door.
"Jesus, Henderson, I'm coming! We'll get there in time, it's like 5am!" Eddie yelled back, rubbing his eyes. He felt like he was still half asleep, his hair hadn't even been brushed yet. He was just going to have to rely on the random shit in his van to help him get at least half ready to be seen in public.
"Eddie, it is 8am, it's just like we're in school! How late have you been sleeping in?! Jesus…" Dustin scoffed, resting his arm on the inside of the van door.
Eddie smiled as he opened the car door, jumping into the driver's seat. "I think you forgot, Henderson, I graduated. I don't have to get up at 6am anymore for Mrs. Click's bullshit class." He grinned smugly at Dustin, slamming the van door behind him and pushing the keys into the ignition.
The 'Ride The Lightning' album immediately started humming through the radio, starting with 'Fade To Black'. Dustin looked puzzled as Eddie backed up to pull out of the trailer park. "Wait, what is this? I've never heard this before."
Eddie violently stopped the van and turned to Dustin. "You've never listened to the Ride The Lightning album?!"
Dustin shrugged, shaking his head. "My mom hates metal, if she found any in the house she would freak."
Eddie stared at Dustin, gobsmacked. "…Henderson, I am about to put you on something crazy." He evilly grinned, cranking up the volume before speeding off out of the trailer park.
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"Pull over, Eddie! Pull over here!" Dustin screeched, tapping at the window toward a small shop built on the corner of a hidden street. Eddie winced at Dustin's piercing voice, and looked for an empty parking spot.
"Calm down, Henderson, I'm finding a space! Jesus!" He scanned the side of the road, spotting an indent in the path where he could park. As soon as he pulled into the space, Dustin flung the van door open and ran toward the shop.
"Henderson, slow down! I'm responsible for you!" Eddie screamed, turning the engine off and hopping out the van. Dustin screamed profanities at the older man, even coming up behind Eddie and pushing him toward the shop.
"Eddie, c'mon! I need new dice, and you need new figurines!" Dustin hustled him into the shop, the small bell at the top of the door dinging to show a new customer had come in. The excited younger boy looked around like he was in a candy shop. He practically dragged the older boy up to the counter where a man, about Eddie's age, stood with his back to the pair.
"Erm, excuse me?" Dustin tapped on the counter, prompting the attention of the man behind it. His (H/C) jumped with him, and he spun around to meet the faces of the two.
"Oh, jeez, sorry!" He began, pulling the headphones off of his head. "I didn't hear you come in. Welcome to Fantasy Freaks, how can I help you?" He beamed, the smile almost feeling sickly fake. Yet Eddie's heart almost jumped out of his chest when he smiled.
"Hi, yeah, do you guys have DnD dice? And maybe some figurines?"
Dustin directed Eddie's attention back to their current conversation. His smile seemed to turn to something real when DnD was mentioned.
"Oh, yeah! We have a section over there for DnD dice and mats, and the figurines are in the back, if you wanna come look?" He gestured to a door behind the counter. "It's just for safety reasons they're behind here, you'd be surprised at how many people come in and steal them." The man giggled at the end, which made Eddie blush and turn his head away to look at a Warhammer poster on the wall.
"Oh, awesome. Okay, you go into the back with, uh…' Dustin paused to look at the man's name tag. '…Y/N, and I'll look at some of the dice. Okay?" He gave a thumbs up to Eddie before walking over to the left side of the shop to look at the DnD section.
Eddie nodded slightly before looking at Y/N, smiling awkwardly.
"Okay, just follow me into the back, sir."
Y/N walked toward the door and opened it, before gesturing to Eddie to come behind the counter and walk inside. "I promise, theres no chainsaws or murderers." He joked, and turned to walk inside.
And that's when Eddie noticed the black bandana in Y/N's right back pocket.
His stomach flipped as he cleared the counter. It was black, like his, but it was in his right pocket. It couldn't be, right? It might just be a fashion choice.
But he really, really he hopes it's not. Eddie's heart was thumping in its chest as he passed through the doorway, meeting Y/N as he looked through boxes on shelves.
"Right… okay, what sort are you looking for? We have enemies, players, and npcs. The price can vary on what sort you want, and if they're painted or not. Are you looking for any specifics, or…?" Y/N turned to look at the long haired man, holding up a few figurines.
"Uh, yeah, I'm looking for a, uh, spellcaster figurine. The race doesn't matter, I just need one for one of my players." He forced out, looking around the small back room out of fear he might scare the other man.
"Oh, so you're a DM, huh? Wish my last DM spent out on us… He didn't even buy his own books, everything was supplied by us players. You're a good DM. What's the campaign you're doing right now?" Y/N asked, obviously making small talk while he sorted through the box of small figurines.
"We just, uh, finished the Cult of Vecna, and I've been modifying the Temple of Elemental Evil over the past month… It's why me and my buddy, Dustin, are here. He wants new dice to fit his character, and my other friend, Gareth, needed a new spellcaster figurine since his brother broke his last one. I might pick up a couple of enemy figurines too…" He trailed off his sentence as his eyes slowly travelled to the bandana in Y/N's back pocket.
Y/N looked over to Eddie, and was about to say something when he was cut off by Dustin's squawks from the front of the shop.
"Dude, holy shit, they have D100's here! Should I pick up one?" Eddie leaned out the doorway to look over at Dustin, who was holding up a massive dice with black and gold splattering's on it.
"Dude, when would you ever need a dice that big?" Eddie sighed, pulling himself back into the small room.
He turned to see Y/N staring at his hip.
"…You okay?" He looked at the smaller/taller man, a confused look on his face.
"…You're a friend of Dorothy's too, huh?"
Eddie froze and stared at Y/N.
"…Yeah."
Both of them stared at each other before Y/N began to walk forward slowly.
"…She's nice, right?" He ran his hand along the shelves before stopping at the door, slowly pushing it so it was only open by a crack. Eddie's heart felt like it was in his mouth.
"Uhm, yeah. Yeah, she's, uh, great…" He began, starting to sweat from how close both of them had become within a few seconds.
"…S & M, huh?" Y/N smirked, lightly running his finger over where Eddie's battle vest stopped and his shirt began. "What a coincidence."
Eddie's breath hitched, he'd never been this close with a guy before in this context. Living in a small town meant that one slip up would make him even more of a freak, so he'd never even tried to get close with a boy like that.
"…Yeah." His heart was in his throat. "Look, is this a prank, or…?"
Y/N smiled slightly, looking into Eddie's eyes.
"If it was a prank, would I do this?"
Eddie didn't even have time to blink before Y/N's lips were on his.
They were soft, and almost seemed to move in sync with his. He'd only ever kissed Gareth on the cheek for a dare when he was 17, he'd never done anything like this with a boy.
And god he never wanted it to stop.
It wasn't long before the kiss turned into something more, small gasps and whines coming from the (H/C) man as Eddie pulled him in closer by his waist. His tongue slid across Y/N's lips, asking for entrance, which was quickly granted. He wasted no time in exploring Y/N's mouth, quiet moans leaving Eddie's mouth which only seemed to spur Y/N on.
Before Y/N could think, Eddie had turned them around and pinned him against the wall, slowly kissing across his cheek and down to his neck.
"Jesus, I don't even know your name and you're sucking on my neck." Y/N dryly chuckled out, trying his best to hold back his moans.
"Yeah, well, next time, don't be so fucking cute, okay?" Eddie half growled, wrapping his arms around Y/N's waist and pulling him into his chest.
"Heh, next time? Don't get cocky now, big boy. You gotta impress me first." Y/N chuckled, which quickly bubbled off into a moan when Eddie bit down on the joint between his neck and his shoulder. Y/N's hands flew into Eddie's hair, he was sure he was going to leave marks.
"Jesus, I don't wanna be the only one walking out of here with bruises on my neck." Y/N whispered saltily.
"What do you-"
Eddie was quickly cut off when Y/N turned his head and started kissing and biting at his neck. He gasped and whined at the sudden contact.
"Jesus- Fuck-"
He'd never experienced anything like this, he couldn't control himself. He was gasping and grabbing at anything he could. His forehead rested against the wall as Y/N nipped and sucked at his neck, his breath hanging heavy in Eddie's ears. He was trying everything he could to hold back his moans, and Jesus it was proving hard.
"God, you gotta stop or I'm gonna-"
"Eddie! You found the figurines yet?!" Dustin yelled from the front of the shop, interrupting the pair's makeout session.
"Heh, your friend is.. really impatient, huh?" Y/N chuckled, moving back from Eddie's neck and resting his head against the wall.
"God, I've known him for almost a year and he's insufferable." Eddie whispered in a jokey tone, moving away from Y/N to quickly fix his hair and his clothes.
"I should, erm… get the figurine you wanted." Y/N moved around him, his legs shaky from coming down from such a high.
"Eddie, come out here! Jesus, did he kill you or something?" Dustin joked, dropping the dice he had picked out onto the counter.
Eddie seemed to stumble out of the backroom, trying to cover the new marks on his neck with his hair. Y/N quickly followed, smoothing down his jacket with the figurine in his hand.
"Finally! You guys took forever." Dustin sighed as Eddie rounded the counter to stand by him, as he moved to pull out his wallet. "How much are the dice?"
Y/N shakily took the dice, checking the label on the packet. "That's um, that'll be $4.99." He managed to splutter out before turning to Eddie. "And the, um, the figurine. That's $9.99."
Eddie nodded slowly, pulling out a $10 bill from his pocket and sliding it over the counter. Y/N pressed some buttons on the cash register, taking the $10 bill and the $5 bill Dustin had put down on the counter and sliding it into the tray.
"Let me, erm, get your receipt-"
Y/N turned around to the receipt printer, taking a pen from the novelty pen holder by the printer and scribbling something down quickly.
Dustin stared at Y/N intently when he turned around and bagged the dice, figurine and receipt into a small bag and handed it to Eddie.
"Have a good day, guys. Feel free to come back."
He smiled at Eddie as he said that, which made Dustin suspicious.
"We will. There aren't any nerd shops in Hawkins, so… see ya." Eddie smiled back, backing away from the counter and bowing slightly before turning around and walking to the door, Dustin in pursuit.
Neither of them said a word to each other as they walked to the van. It was only when they were in the van that Dustin spoke.
"…What the hell was that?" He spoke lowly, staring out the window.
"What was what, man?" Eddie asked, starting the engine.
"I took you to that shop to get DnD stuff. Not make out with the cashier."
Eddie almost choked on his own spit when he said that.
"Jesus, man! We didn't do anything, he just couldn't find a spellcaster figurine!"
"Spellcaster figurine my ass, I'm not blind! I can see the shit on both of yours neck! Jesus, if you're gonna hook up with a guy, do it when I'm not in the next room! You're as bad as Steve!"
Eddie was tense as he pulled out and moved down the street.
"…Are you mad..?"
"About you liking guys? No, it's obvious Will likes guys, I think Steve does too. About you making out with someone when it was supposed to be a guys trip? Yes, absolutely." He itched his nose, and turned to reach into the bag from Fantasy Freaks. He picked out his dice, and the receipt accidentally.
"…I mean, at least you got his number. Now you can do gross adult stuff in somewhere that's not the backroom to a nerd shop."
Eddie whipped his head to Dustin for a second before turning back to the road.
"Wait, he what?!"
He snatched the receipt from Dustin's hand, and turned it over. And there, plain to see, was his phone number.
He smirked slightly to himself, and shuffled to put the receipt gently into his pocket, to not smudge the ink.
He was definitely going to call that cute ass nerd later that night. He wasn't done with him yet.
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I have never written smut or nsfw in my life so please be nice HBESBFS
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Reblog this and I will take a look on your account and send you nsfw to your inbox that i think you might like
My porn stash is mostly genshin so if anyone outside the fandom sees this, keep that in mind
You must be above 18 to play
I’m getting men’s birth control ads, which would be fine since I am a man, I just don’t have a peni-
Cis straight men will watch futa porn and find it hot but when it comes to boypussy they get mad💀💀
I was inspired by those "emo bf" memes and the dobbi lover on Twitter.
THIS IS A JOKE, PLEASE DONT CANCEL ME DABI-NATION
shouri kondou didn't do whatever the fuck all this is just for people to go and call tetsurou kuroo straight. cut that shit out right now
Guess who is in the middle of a breakdown because they ordered the nana blue ray in accidentally ordered it in French when a big part why you want to watch it is because of how realistic the English dub is so now you’re crying your eyes out and you can’t watch it online because it feels wrong 🥲
I’m also slipping into a form of little space so at least that’s helpful/srs
this website is too fucking easy you make a post about transgender gay sex or the skull and people black out and hit reblog
The reason Batman doesn’t eat pussy is bc he sucks di-
Oh no Tomura's been on the internet
There’s an extreme lack of fanfics with a kuwtk style Todoroki family where y/n / reader is Dabi’s girlfriend
Scara doesn’t give like super hot alpha daddy vibes he gives mommy vibes DO YOU GET WHAT I MEAN
also scara is NOT daddy he is MOTHER he is WIFE