Me: *shaving*

me: *shaving*

small cut: *bleeds*

me: this is it this is how i die

I wanted this to be a cool, interesting, blog, but it's quickly devolving into one shitpost after the other

Yes, that's fine, but could we make it gayer?

Weird Stuff I've Heard in Orchestra #3

~Our director has just drawn a map of the US from memory~ "That's only 49, we're missing one." "Which one are we missing?" "Someone pull up a map." "UTAH! We're missing Utah!" *chorus of: Oooh...*

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Weird Stuff I've Heard in Orchestra #1

"Stop popping my Pop Socket!" *entire class stops what their doing to stare*