Me: *shaving*

me: *shaving*

small cut: *bleeds*

me: this is it this is how i die

Send more hoes

What even is smh is it smell my hair

Here we see Paul Rudd using his mystic powers to levitate the confusing object known as a "basket ball"

There are only two gifs you need to survive Tumblr

and

That moment when just the edge of your sleeve gets wet

Me: No.

Me: What did I ever do but love you.

Weird Stuff I've Heard in Orchestra #1

"Stop popping my Pop Socket!" *entire class stops what their doing to stare*