If A Mermaid Were To Lay Eggs, And A Centaur Were To Fertilize Them, Would The Offspring Be Half Fish/half

If a mermaid were to lay eggs, and a centaur were to fertilize them, would the offspring be half fish/half horse or....??

I’m like eight times more productive when I’m tired as hell and fuming with quiet rage

Weird Stuff I've Heard in Orchestra #3

~Our director has just drawn a map of the US from memory~ "That's only 49, we're missing one." "Which one are we missing?" "Someone pull up a map." "UTAH! We're missing Utah!" *chorus of: Oooh...*

do you agree

reblog if you agree

Who needs sleep when you can just inject caffeine directly into your veins

me: *shaving*

small cut: *bleeds*

me: this is it this is how i die