If Todd Anderson Was A Language, I Would Speak It Fluently

If todd anderson was a language, i would speak it fluently

When they were younger, odysseus asked penelope to marry him, and she said "i will marry you when you'll be taller than me"

Excited, odysseus went and built a chair, then stood on it next to her.

"Will you marry me now?" He smiled.

She laughed and agreed. How could she say no to him?

I think its funny, because they are almost 70 years older than me and the pupils in my class, but i know that if they were my age nowadays, the poets would fit in perfectly

WHY WOULD JORGE POST THE RELEASING DATE OF THE VENGEANCE SAGA IN YOM KIPPUR IM TECHNICALLY NOT ALLOWED TO USE MY PHONE UNTIL THE EVENING IM JUST REALLY EXITED LIKE WTF I ALMOST MISSED THAT

I was so surprised when i read the odyssey and athena and odysseus didnt fight, because he really was an idiot, and it would make so much sense if athena was mad

Neil died exactly 7 years before Walt Disney, and 14 years before homosexualty wasn't considered as mental illness

It is also international tea day