Mithology - Tumblr Posts
Headcanon generator✨️
Omg i knew polites would be a butterfly in his next life✨️
"draw closer to me, let us once more throw our arms around one another, and find sad comfort in the sharing of our sorrows"
My therapist called Penelope "Fenelope", so i hate her now
Me, 3 years ago: i have these two characters in my book✨️
Me last year: they are also dating
Me now: omg achilles and Patroclus but girl version????
Apollo's reason in god games was kinda dumb, and i dont think he really cared at all
I imagine him making out with hyacinthus, and Zeus comes like "i need you for something", and apollo is like "im in the middle of somethin", and Zeus is like "5 minutes"
And apollo didnt care at all about ody, so his like "yeah, sirens"
Im just sayin, if Zeus didnt want Athena to win the game, he should have call Posidon
Hear me out
The iliad, but they all 5 and fight over a toy Menelaus showed them
Nestor is the old man cause hes 6 and like, super smart
The gods are their parents/older siblings who took them to the park
Sometimes i have to remind myself that telemachus is actually older than me
Like, hes such a baby, but hes also fucking 20???
Hc that athena has really long hair, and she braiding it before fights and stuff
Athena "you should totally bite aphrodite"
Apollo "all my past partners are now plants"
Hermes "oh fuck im vegetarian *kills the cows anyway*"
Artemis "ew boys"
Apollo and Artemis "what did you say about my mother???"
I wish i could be like Agamennone to Menelaus, but sometimes my brothers are so stupid i have to be Hector
I just love the relationship between a man and his dog
Zeus: youre all i ever wanted! Youre beautiful!
Literally anyone: and?
Zeus: and???? *fuck them and disappear forever*
My greek mythology shelf! I have more place, so i need more greek plays (its easy maths)
My brother is a year younger than me, and we had the same history teacher, so we learned kind of the same way about greek mythology in 6th grade
And once he had to do a work about one of the gods, and the teacher sent the class something about them
And my brother sent it to me, so i could help him with the work, but when i read what the teacher wrote, one of the lines said "Ares - war god (bad god!!)
That was a few years ago, but im still mad
athena saw older telemachus before odyseus did ok bye
"sing, o goddess, about the rage of achilles"
are we talking about the beginning or the ending?
Ody holding baby Ctimene
(I know it looks horrible, i used an old photo of me and my brother as a reference)
Telemachus: how are you??
Athena: im your cool aunt😎
Ctimene: