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I told my sister that the flower from tangled was Apollo's boyfriend
She was half asleep, so she probably don't remember
Me: so, Odysseus-
My sister: you mean ✨️odysasa✨️
my sister about EPIC: "its boring. hes just talkin about his family and that baby he killed. can we wach bluey?"
homer at the beggining of the iliad and odyssey is just like my brother and i whan we were yonger and wanted our mother to tell us a story
like, "tell me about this man, but he was super angry cause reasons. and apollon is like pio pio, and this other guy is like 'i miss my wife"
Headcanon generator✨️
Omg i knew polites would be a butterfly in his next life✨️
"draw closer to me, let us once more throw our arms around one another, and find sad comfort in the sharing of our sorrows"
Me, 3 years ago: i have these two characters in my book✨️
Me last year: they are also dating
Me now: omg achilles and Patroclus but girl version????
Apollo's reason in god games was kinda dumb, and i dont think he really cared at all
I imagine him making out with hyacinthus, and Zeus comes like "i need you for something", and apollo is like "im in the middle of somethin", and Zeus is like "5 minutes"
And apollo didnt care at all about ody, so his like "yeah, sirens"
Im just sayin, if Zeus didnt want Athena to win the game, he should have call Posidon
Hear me out
The iliad, but they all 5 and fight over a toy Menelaus showed them
Nestor is the old man cause hes 6 and like, super smart
The gods are their parents/older siblings who took them to the park
Sometimes i have to remind myself that telemachus is actually older than me
Like, hes such a baby, but hes also fucking 20???
Hc that athena has really long hair, and she braiding it before fights and stuff
Athena "you should totally bite aphrodite"
Apollo "all my past partners are now plants"
Hermes "oh fuck im vegetarian *kills the cows anyway*"
Artemis "ew boys"
Apollo and Artemis "what did you say about my mother???"
I wish i could be like Agamennone to Menelaus, but sometimes my brothers are so stupid i have to be Hector
I just love the relationship between a man and his dog
"Oh yeah, i like calypso :)" we're not friends anymore
They say a true love's kiss can fix everything
So why Achilles keep kissing Patroclus' lips and his eyes are still close?