Sum Chiikawa Park Doodle!

sum chiikawa park doodle!

Kenny as Usagi, Kyle and Ike as Chii and Beetle, Butters as Kani-Chan, Randy as Kuri Manju

(ofc Kenny's usagi, your immortal friend who jumps around doing stunts and be annoying (

I decided to repost this here btw

It’s sad how both of the two biggest South Park fan series ended up getting nuked due to controversy surrounding their respective creators.

I know one was an animation series and the other was a comic series but my point still stands.

Don’t Judge a Book by its Cover

One Shot

Plot Summary: You’re a fourth grader who lives in South Park and hears that one of your classmates is a vicious bully who wants to kill people, what will happen next? This fanfic includes Kyle Broflovski and Reader’s friendship(NOT a ship).

TW: Antisemitism and minor cursing.

Today is Saturday, and after eating breakfast and changing clothes, you were planning to stay at home and draw in your sketchbook for the entire morning until your parents forced you to go outside and play with the other kids.

As you continued to walk around the streets, you were confused and a little scared since you kept hearing your parents tell you that "strangers are dangerous" but tried to not let this bother you.

All of sudden you're stopped by a big boned kid called Eric Cartman and his side man Butters Stotch, you immediately recognize them because they study in your class.

"Hey Y/N, how is it going?" Cartman asks.

"Sorry, but I gotta go!" You tried to leave but Cartman stops you again, holding your arms tightly to the point you felt pain.

"I want to warn you about Kahl." Cartman then takes his hands off your arms.

"Who?" You asked.

"Eric is talking about Kyle Broflovski, he is the most arrogant and selfish douchebag in the class." Butters replied in a creepily cheerful manner.

You finally remembered but the very few memories you have of Kyle are him fighting Cartman and that's pretty much it.

"What do you mean?" You asked in an confused tone.

"Well, Kahl is Jewish and the Jews are evil, greedy, selfish little pricks who want to take over the World." Cartman angrily replied, making you kinda scared as you never imagined that Kyle could be that bad of a person despite his notoriously bad temper or that Jewish people were indeed "evil".

"Is he really planning to take over the World?" You fearfully asked.

"Yeah! Kahl is indeed a dirty Jew rat who can actually kill people with his cunning, evil ways!" Cartman replied by taking his phone and showing you obviously photoshopped pictures of Kyle killing babies and animals. "Haven't you seen how angry and cruel he is? Don't trust him, ever!" He then showed up another photoshopped picture of Kyle laughing hysterically as he burn someone's house for fun but you ended up believing anyways because it seemed "real".

"Well, I guess we did good by warning them about that nasty Jew boy!" Butters says cheerfully. "See you later, Y/N".

After Cartman and Butters left, their warnings made you start sweating and you panicked, fearing that Kyle might kill you or try to take over the World, so you run away to the kids park so that nobody can see you.

You run so fast to the point that when you arrived in the park you started to get really tired but when you were going to sit in the seat, you see a green hatted kid that was already sitted there.

Oh no, you immediately recognized that it was him!

Your heart started pumping up so fast that you were almost going to have a heart attack but then you started hearing crying noises.

"Wait, is he…crying?" You whispers as you get confused as hell, whenever you saw Kyle, he seemed always angry and aggressive.

So, to put it shortly, Kyle was for you a tough guy with anger issues and nothing more, but the fact that Cartman and Butters decided to warn you about his "true colors" today, only made your perception of him worse in your eyes.

However, you didn't want to get involved in this whole mess so you tried to leave but Kyle overheard your steps, making you even more scared than before.

"Hey, who is here?" He asked in a sad but stern tone, you tried to run away but Kyle turned his back and looked at you, he wiped his tears away and walked next to you, you WANTED to run but you were too scared and tired to do that.

"Please, don't kill me!" You start shrinking in fear and after hearing this, Kyle's eyes become full of tears again but he doesn't actually cry and changes his expression to anger.

"No, I'm not going to fucking kill you!"

He raises his tone a little but then ultimately softens. "I'm not a monster.."

"But Eric Cartman told me that you were a greedy Jew that's planning to kill people and take over the world." You immediately closed your mouth with your own hands after realizing that it was a bad idea as you were afraid of what Kyle would do with you.

"Of course it was that fat piece of shit!" Kyle gets really pissed. "He's ALWAYS picking on me for being Jewish and today he was able to turn EVERYONE against me by making stupidly retarded photoshop edits and sharing these pictures with my friends online! I'm not a bully! I don't want to kill animals and I would never harm babies, heck, I have a baby brother that I love dearly and it hurts to see people thinking that I am an evil, greedy murderer just because l'm Jewish!"

"I-I didn't know he was picking on you…" You tried to explain yourself.

"It's okay! It's just that Cartman is always othering me because of my faith, making everyone treat me like an outcast and I don't know what to do anymore." Kyle starts crying. "It’s so hard to be the only Jewish kid at times."

You were shocked! You never seen Kyle showcasing a vulnerable side before and this STILL confused the hell out of you but at the same time, you wanted to make sure he feels better.

"Hey, I'm sorry you have to go through all of this shit." You then hugged him. "There’s nothing wrong with you being Jewish and Cartman is a bigoted moron."

"Thanks!" Kyle hugs you back. "It's not your fault!" He smiles but then he looks at your forehead and sees that there's bruises on it.

"What happened to your forehead?" Kyle gets worried about you, making you a little weirded out.

"I accidentally bumped hard into the wall today but it's nothing." You tried to walk away from the conversation but it only made Kyle more worried.

"Oh my God, it looks awful!" Kyle gets closer to you. "Does it hurt?" He then touches your forehead, making you softly screams of pain.

"Dude, I'm fine!" You get annoyed with Kyle's overly concerned ways but you couldn't help but find it sweet.

"No, you're not fine! Your forehead is hurting and still hasn't healed yet." Kyle then grabs your hand. "I'll take care of you." He then walks you out of the kids park and by then, you start feeling more comfortable around Kyle and finally realizes how much of a good kid he actually is and that you shouldn't judge a book by its cover.

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