Alone

alone

cling

by far, the best “talking to a fish” interaction that i’ve ever seen was somewhere in the Percy Jackson series. i don’t have the book with me, but it went something like this:

Percy: Hi! So, we want to go north.

mako shark?: i eat seals. are you seals?

Percy: No. I do have this macrobiotic beef jerky, though.

mako shark?: promise not to feed me this, and i will take you north.

Percy: deal.

YESS BURGER

material happiness is everything, guys

either my body needs more protein STAT

or i’m under some kind of memetic influence

(or i’m secretly a vampire)

because the classroom carpeting has streaks of bright red in it, and whenever i look at them i feel the need to eat meat (as raw as possible)

part 6!? omg

yes, they’re doing the military tank strategy where you pretend that more of them exist

(i think)

I offered to come check on my friend's animals while she's away for the long weekend

She thinks I'm joking

But I'm ready