Why Does It Feel Like Such A White Boy Thing To Accidentally/on Purpose Eat Something With The Outer

why does it feel like such a white boy thing to accidentally/on purpose eat something with the outer layer still on it?

that one guy went to a high-class restaurant, ordered hard-boiled eggs, and ate them with the shells on. someone else bit directly into a whole avocado. i recently found out that my younger brother didn’t like edamame because he ate them with the pods on. why is this such a thing, and why does it happen to white boys in particular?

liking someone platonically is so embarrassing like. yeah i admire you. yeah i think about you all the time. yeah i look forward to every time i see you even if it's only for a minute. yeah it's all platonic and yeah i couldn't explain this because it'd sound romantic. fucking hell

So my family was going on a long car trip, just over a year ago. The trip was long enough that we had to bring entertainment, so I was watching Twilight.

digression: I feel like people really overrate how bad it is. Like yeah, it’s not especially good, but it’s not that bad either. digression ends.

I was watching Bella’s first day at school, excited to see Edward - I had read the book, and she loves him so she hyped him up a lot. My certainty that Edward would be beautiful was only strengthened by the fact that Bella was gorgeous.

So I was immensely let down when Bella saw Edward from across the cafeteria and. well. He was okay, I guessed, but I didn’t see what all the fuss was about.

Piece by piece, my mind came to the realization that, hey - if they were both supposed to be super beautiful by conventional standards, but I wasn’t feeling Edward’s attraction at all - and if my two video game crushes had both been effeminate/not super gendered at all - maybe I just wasn’t attracted to men.

hey tumblr, wanna hear how i discovered i wasn’t straight?

is there a word for when you have something like a panic attack, but with excitement?

‘cause that’s what i felt just now

More Gaster Expressions! I decided to make a bit more for Episode 2, which you can watch here

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Gaster Teatime Tales

Doctor Gaster attempts to read to you The Golden Quiche

There's also the Gaster Teatime tales as well.

Here's for the Gaster Q and A playlist, because episode 3 is out too.

act like one of them… they won’t notice you…

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