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I Need A Mitch For Every Drink , I Mean, Hes Kinda Got A Cute Butt Right?
I need a Mitch for every drink 🍷, I mean, he’s kinda got a cute butt right?
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Best project I participated in this week:
Steps:
1) Buy mini bottle of your favorite liquor.
2) Drink said liquor.
3) put empty mini bottles and caps in dishwasher.
4) Start dishwasher.
5) Wait until bottles are completely dry.
6) Remove white styrofoam bedding from inside lid of bottles.
7) Drill two holes for salt shaker in one lid.
8) Drill three holes for Pepper shaker in other lid.
8) put a pinch of rice grain in the bottle that you are choosing for salt (absorbs moisture).
9) Fill bottles with respected ingredients.
10) Screw respective caps on bottles and enjoy your fun salt and pepper shakers.
I woke up and realized today, that Mr. Monkey is 22 years old. He has seen me through some good, and bad times. I remember the day he was given to me. This monkey represents love, I have learned some very important lessons this year, choose joy, believe in yourself, no one can make you happy, unless you’re happy with yourself.
When your Florida ride and die is up for any epic adventure you throw her way!
When you get bored at the hunting camp, naturally you blow shit up.
It’s Friday, and everyone knows how important Friday’s are 🤙🏻🍷