Thank You To @luckyqueenreign For Putting This In My Line Of Sight. This Feels So Very Bobby/Bruno To

Thank you to @luckyqueenreign for putting this in my line of sight. This feels so very Bobby/Bruno to me and it made me smile like an idiot. @throughthejunobush and @mrsbsmooth, I think you'll love this.

Ooooh, thank you for doing this, @longbobmckenzie!

Ask away.

LITG Fandom Ask Game

I've always wanted to put an ask game together, and I thought it would be fun to make one specific to the LITG fandom that anyone can participate in! Thanks so much to those who helped with question ideas!

Reblog this and let others send you an ask based on any of these questions 1. When did you first discover the game? 2. How did you first discover the game? 3. Have you ever rage quit the game, only to miss it and come back? 4. Which season did you play first? 5. Which season is your favourite? 6. Which season have you replayed the most? 7. Which season is your least favourite? 8. Which Love Interests (LIs) are your favourite? (list as many as you like!) 9. Which non-LIs are your favourite? (list as many as you like!) 10. Which character do you always forget exists? 11. Which characters are your least favourite and why? 12. Are there any LIs whose route you tried but gave up on? 13. Are there any LIs whose route you haven’t tried but want to? 14. What was your first route like in [pick a season]? ie. Were you loyal or did you get around? 15. If you had the power to make one character exist in real life, which character would it be? 16. If you could be the Fusebox CEO, what would you change? 17. What is your favourite scene in [pick a season]? 18. What is your least favourite scene in [pick a season]? 19. Are there any characters you think get misrepresented/misunderstood in the fandom? 20. Are there any unpopular characters you really like? 21. Are there any popular characters you dislike? Why? 22. Are there any non-canon couples you think should have been canon? 23. Which canon couples don’t work, in your opinion? 24. Pick 3 end-game canon couples and tell us how long you think they lasted after the show 25. What is your most controversial/unpopular LITG opinion? 26. Which character do you relate to most? 27. Which character do you relate to least? 28. Are there any non-LITG apps you’d like to recommend? 29. Which character’s route would you change if you could? 30. Which character would you make romanceable in-season (not including reunions)? 31. Which MC art style was your favorite? 32. Which season’s art style is your favourite? 33. If you could switch out any bombshell or Casa Islander to be an OG, who would you pick? 34. Which character was the best friend for your MC and why? 35. Which character would you take to meet your parents? 36. What’s your wildest headcanon? 37. Which character would you have a real life enemies-to-lovers arc with? 38. Do you have any opinions (on the story or characters) that have drastically changed since you started playing? 39. Which characters would you snog/marry/pie? 40. If you could build the ultimate LI using the existing characters’ body parts (like what the girls did in S2 with the boys’ faces/arms/legs/torsos), what would you end up with? 41. Which character has the best design? 42. Which character has the worst design? 43. Which non-MC friendships in the game are your favourite? 44. If you could be sucked into the game and be the MC, which season would you want to be part of? 45. If you could change one thing about [character] what would it be? 46. Are there any characters that remind you of someone you know IRL? 47. If you were to create the worst possible couple for [pick a season] who would be in it? 48. If you could pick any 2 characters from different seasons and swap them into each other’s seasons, who would you pick? Why? 49. Succulent, sportswear, or ice robot? Ding, al dente, or homebrew? 50. Smash or pass - the narrator

I cannot.

Today's episodes... ugh. I don't even have the emotional energy for a good, cleansing funny rant. I haven't had a single person I'm actually interested in so it's been nothing but emotional defeat. Weary, exhausted defeat Sigh.

-- I never kissed Finn on that very first date. So after weeks of being treated like toenail fungus by everyone, I spent what felt like an eternity today being browbeat by Meera and Kat for the crime of being in the vicinity of someone who wanted to kiss me? Am I understanding it right?

--Arlo can fuck right off. Everyone acting all sad that she was gone can also fuck off. All she did was be vicious to MC all day every day. Unrelenting nastiness and they're like, OH WE'RE GONNA MISS HER. Bitch wasn't Priya where she was toxic but fun. She was just the toxic part.

--Meera sucks. Alfie sucks. Remember how Alfie was so into her because she was so chill and had zero drama? Almost like he's delusional about people and has unrealistic standards for others regarding their baggage.

--Suresh? Sorry Suresh Stans. He's fallen so low on my list of reasons to hate this season, it's almost comical. But from the outside, knowing people who like him... oof. That was brutal. Like whether he still wants you or not, or whether you still want him or not, kissing the girl he cheated on you with, in front of you, was a level of cruel I don't think I've ever seen in the game. What is the goal here? Oh right, misery.

--Finn? I appreciate him having my back I guess. It was hotter than anything I've seen from the boys because my bar is basically set on the ground at this point. But honestly, can he spend ONE MOMENT where he's not actively trying to hurt Kat's feelings, and uses other women to do it?

-- Gabi. Sweetheart. I don't care. No no. Shhhhhh. I don't care.

-- Dana. I told you we needed some space. I basically said I don't wanna be your friend. Stop coming at me sideways like the snake you are. I ain't here for your self-involved, one sided friendship.

-- Nicholas, I was 100% aware of what a snake you were when the game forced me to pick you up. So I'm unsurprised that I got bit.

--Lulu. Oh sweet Lulu with your beautiful eyes and your questionable taste in knitwear design. You are the one tiny spark of hope I have for the season to be even a little satisfying. You pieing Suresh really did it for me. I'm sure they'll fuck you up next week. But for now, you are my shimmery little treasure and I will protect you from harm.

Writing Tips with Professor Sparx

Whilst writing, please note that there is a world of difference between "mimicking their flapping hands," and "mimicking their fapping hands." Beware the missing L.

And in case you were wondering who made such a ridiculous mistake? It's me. Hi.

Suresh-spiration

As we're about to get some Suresh fuckery very soon, I want to say, that I really hate him as a character, BUT I get why other people love him. I too have loved a toxic king (Levi *swooooon*). I will say though, my dislike of Suresh is so intense that I keep finding inspiration for fanfics where I get to write him suffer as MC moves on 😆 I seriously have at least three raw ideas in files on my computer... and one story that I've actually started where Suresh is the villain and ex-boyfriend of one of the guys.

Point is, my loathing of him is very motivating. And I keep finding songs that sort of reflect my view of how MC feels about him. Or at least felt. I have a long list of Suresh songs, but I was re-listening to my favorite Taylor album today and this sad little gem screams MC who has just been betrayed.

My only one My smoking gun My eclipsed sun This has broken me down My twisted knife My sleepless night My win-less fight This has frozen my ground

Stood on the cliffside Screaming, "Give me a reason" Your faithless love's the only hoax I believe in Don't want no other shade of blue But you No other sadness in the world would do

My best laid plan Your sleight of hand My barren land I am ash from your fire...

Look away Suresh stans 😆 This is for the bitter bitches and haters. For we are legion.

@throughthejunobush, please enjoy.

mc and suresh