Thank You To @luckyqueenreign For Putting This In My Line Of Sight. This Feels So Very Bobby/Bruno To

Thank you to @luckyqueenreign for putting this in my line of sight. This feels so very Bobby/Bruno to me and it made me smile like an idiot. @throughthejunobush and @mrsbsmooth, I think you'll love this.

Babe, for the ask game 13,21,26 please! ❤️

Thank you for the ask!

13. Are there any LIs whose route you haven’t tried but want to?

There are. I've never done a Jakub route but I've always been horribly curious. I hear he's a total sweetheart. And Angie. And Tom. Tom kind of grew on me.

21. Are there any popular characters you dislike? Why?

Noah: Ugh. I really hated the way he accused Hope of using her tears to manipulate him. I feel like he's cowardly and I find it shady that in order to show him you're serious, you had to steal the money. Every step of the way he made you prove yourself to him, including by hurting someone else, and meanwhile, he never took a single step to do the same for you.

Lottie: I think she's a shitty person. Just overall a complete bag of flaccid dicks. She's a brittle hypocrite who only likes you if you're not on Gary's route. If you are she's endlessly awful to MC. 0/10 would not be her friend.

Harry: I hate his personality. Something about him feels sketch. He gives me con artist vibes.

Suresh: I'm not actually sure of anyone's popularity in S5 but oh man, that's a character that triggers me. Like legit, I find him reprehensible. Hot, but reprehensible.

26. Which character do you relate to most?

Angie. I also have a wealth of sad/terrible/hilarious life stories, I'm snarky, and I've always struggled to let people in.

This was fun! Thank you!

Writing Tips with Professor Sparx

Whilst writing, please note that there is a world of difference between "mimicking their flapping hands," and "mimicking their fapping hands." Beware the missing L.

And in case you were wondering who made such a ridiculous mistake? It's me. Hi.

Dana sucks. Once again Fusebox feels petty. OH YOU DON'T WANT FRIEND ISLAND. GUESS WHAT? NO FRIENDS AT ALL! I'm all for nuanced relationships. I too love Hope, she's a great friend. I don't mind someone a little messy. I love Chels. I wouldn't trust her with my secrets, but she still seems to have heart and is sincere in caring about MC. But the way this season is written it's impossible to feel like a single person actually likes us. I'm not a Suresh girl, so for me his attention feels very much like, I WANT WHAT I CAN'T HAVE and doesn't feel like he actually likes MC so much as wants to prove he can get them back, regardless of what they actually want. Even S4, which bored me greatly, had several excellent friends. Even if they had their own agendas and desires, they were still kind.

My love of a good rant is all that is keeping me going at this point. I'm refusing to spend gems on any scene, because it doesn't even matter if you do or not. Everyone reacts as if you did anyhow.

Angie would have none of this bullshit. She'd start punching fools for MC because she's got your back, always.

It’s official – all my previous MCs are ready to go to the villa to burn it down and hug my S5 MC tightly. I know it’s just a game, but see how everyone treats her (especially Dana who should be her bestie) make me feel sick. In previous seasons we had so many great friendship options (so far I love Chelsea, Seb and Kobi/Cora), and now I feel like everyone, if they could, would throw MC away. . .

SAME BESTIE 😭😭😭 Dana is the worst friend we've ever had point blank period. Suresh route or not!! being that I am on Suresh route this week she told MC that Suresh sleeping alone means absolutely nothing instead of supporting her but in the SAME breath told Kat that Finn in bed with another girl was more than likely nothing??? NAUR girly... pack it up. You're not my MC's friend AT ALL.

Loved Chelsea ❤️🥰, when you're not on a Noah route Hope is such a good friend and I really loved her too💕, Elladine was my season 3 bestie and again another 10/10, and Angie in S4 💖 all of my girls would've had MCs back!! Even if Angie didn't like Suresh (I would imagine she wouldnt) she wouldve still been supportive of MCs decisions.

A tragically satisfying S5 moment

What can I say that hasn't been said about today's episodes? What an absolute clusterfuck of a season. I feel awful for people on Suresh routes. I know your hearts and hopes are hurting. For those not on a Suresh route, it's not much better. I straight up told everyone I wanted space. I refused every gem conversation. Every single one. I don't care. So far, Lulu is the only character I actually like and that's because she hasn't spoke enough to infuriate me. Also I think she's super hot. But I will say that one of these episodes gave us non-Suresh players the most satisfying moment of the season. No it's not romantic, but for the first time, you can bail on a clear-the-air chat. And you can bail with FEROCITY. Gabi tried to pull me into her BS, as if her history with Suresh was my responsibility to sort, and my MC was having none of it. I replayed it just for the satisfaction of doing it exactly the same. SPOILER SCREEN CAPS AHEAD!

Ohhhhh man that's better than a cupcake from a naked Bobby. **

**I'm joking, nothing is better than that, but this is pretty damn satisfying.

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IT'S SO FUCKING GOOD YA'LL. AHHHHHHH!

So far (I haven't heard the whole thing) Midnight Rain, Anti-hero, and Question...? are my favorites. It's interesting, because usually her first single SUCKS. Like it's almost tradition for her first single to be the worst song on the album, but this one is fantastic. This album feels like a time capsule. It truly belonged between 1989 and Lover. I love Reputation (It's my 2nd favorite TS album) but sonically, this one fits right into that space where Rep ended up.