Ya'll. Read This. It's So Hurty And Lovely And Vicious.

Ya'll. Read this. It's so hurty and lovely and vicious.

Next up in my spooky season one-shots: Bite Me ft Vampire Lottie.

Summary: Vampire life isn't easy, but Lottie wouldn't have it any other way. That is, until her ex-boyfriend shows up and turns her whole world upside down.

Read on Ao3 here

Tag list: @future-mrs-suresh and @kunepie

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Bobby, meet Lucas - Chapter 7

day 19 - size matters

The islanders participate in a rather revealing challenge

Read on AO3 | Read on Wattpad

Tag List: @mrsbsmooth @eskiix @thoracic-orchid (let me know if you’d like to be tagged as well!)

A tragically satisfying S5 moment

What can I say that hasn't been said about today's episodes? What an absolute clusterfuck of a season. I feel awful for people on Suresh routes. I know your hearts and hopes are hurting. For those not on a Suresh route, it's not much better. I straight up told everyone I wanted space. I refused every gem conversation. Every single one. I don't care. So far, Lulu is the only character I actually like and that's because she hasn't spoke enough to infuriate me. Also I think she's super hot. But I will say that one of these episodes gave us non-Suresh players the most satisfying moment of the season. No it's not romantic, but for the first time, you can bail on a clear-the-air chat. And you can bail with FEROCITY. Gabi tried to pull me into her BS, as if her history with Suresh was my responsibility to sort, and my MC was having none of it. I replayed it just for the satisfaction of doing it exactly the same. SPOILER SCREEN CAPS AHEAD!

Ohhhhh man that's better than a cupcake from a naked Bobby. **

**I'm joking, nothing is better than that, but this is pretty damn satisfying.

Suresh-spiration

As we're about to get some Suresh fuckery very soon, I want to say, that I really hate him as a character, BUT I get why other people love him. I too have loved a toxic king (Levi *swooooon*). I will say though, my dislike of Suresh is so intense that I keep finding inspiration for fanfics where I get to write him suffer as MC moves on 😆 I seriously have at least three raw ideas in files on my computer... and one story that I've actually started where Suresh is the villain and ex-boyfriend of one of the guys.

Point is, my loathing of him is very motivating. And I keep finding songs that sort of reflect my view of how MC feels about him. Or at least felt. I have a long list of Suresh songs, but I was re-listening to my favorite Taylor album today and this sad little gem screams MC who has just been betrayed.

My only one My smoking gun My eclipsed sun This has broken me down My twisted knife My sleepless night My win-less fight This has frozen my ground

Stood on the cliffside Screaming, "Give me a reason" Your faithless love's the only hoax I believe in Don't want no other shade of blue But you No other sadness in the world would do

My best laid plan Your sleight of hand My barren land I am ash from your fire...

For the ask game: X, Y, and Z please!

Thank you for the ask @queen-of-boops! These ones are super fun!

X: A character you enjoy making suffer

Noah. His pain gives me such joy.

Y: A character you want to protect.

Hope. I adore her and I want only love and happiness for her. Seb and Arjun also. My sweet, snarky boys deserve all things that are good.

Z: Major character death–do you ever write/read it? Is there a character whose death you can’t tolerate?

I will read it upon occasion. I like angst and pain. Hmm, I can't think of a character whose death I couldn't tolerate. I killed off Bobby AND Chelsea AND Seb in my spookyfic, so clearly I have no soul. Wait, maybe Thabi? There's something so gentle about her, I'd be crushed if I read a story where she died. Huh. I did not know that about myself.

Dana sucks. Once again Fusebox feels petty. OH YOU DON'T WANT FRIEND ISLAND. GUESS WHAT? NO FRIENDS AT ALL! I'm all for nuanced relationships. I too love Hope, she's a great friend. I don't mind someone a little messy. I love Chels. I wouldn't trust her with my secrets, but she still seems to have heart and is sincere in caring about MC. But the way this season is written it's impossible to feel like a single person actually likes us. I'm not a Suresh girl, so for me his attention feels very much like, I WANT WHAT I CAN'T HAVE and doesn't feel like he actually likes MC so much as wants to prove he can get them back, regardless of what they actually want. Even S4, which bored me greatly, had several excellent friends. Even if they had their own agendas and desires, they were still kind.

My love of a good rant is all that is keeping me going at this point. I'm refusing to spend gems on any scene, because it doesn't even matter if you do or not. Everyone reacts as if you did anyhow.

Angie would have none of this bullshit. She'd start punching fools for MC because she's got your back, always.

It’s official – all my previous MCs are ready to go to the villa to burn it down and hug my S5 MC tightly. I know it’s just a game, but see how everyone treats her (especially Dana who should be her bestie) make me feel sick. In previous seasons we had so many great friendship options (so far I love Chelsea, Seb and Kobi/Cora), and now I feel like everyone, if they could, would throw MC away. . .

SAME BESTIE 😭😭😭 Dana is the worst friend we've ever had point blank period. Suresh route or not!! being that I am on Suresh route this week she told MC that Suresh sleeping alone means absolutely nothing instead of supporting her but in the SAME breath told Kat that Finn in bed with another girl was more than likely nothing??? NAUR girly... pack it up. You're not my MC's friend AT ALL.

Loved Chelsea ❤️🥰, when you're not on a Noah route Hope is such a good friend and I really loved her too💕, Elladine was my season 3 bestie and again another 10/10, and Angie in S4 💖 all of my girls would've had MCs back!! Even if Angie didn't like Suresh (I would imagine she wouldnt) she wouldve still been supportive of MCs decisions.