Ya'll. Read This. It's So Hurty And Lovely And Vicious.

Ya'll. Read this. It's so hurty and lovely and vicious.

Next up in my spooky season one-shots: Bite Me ft Vampire Lottie.

Summary: Vampire life isn't easy, but Lottie wouldn't have it any other way. That is, until her ex-boyfriend shows up and turns her whole world upside down.

Read on Ao3 here

Tag list: @future-mrs-suresh and @kunepie

A tragically satisfying S5 moment

What can I say that hasn't been said about today's episodes? What an absolute clusterfuck of a season. I feel awful for people on Suresh routes. I know your hearts and hopes are hurting. For those not on a Suresh route, it's not much better. I straight up told everyone I wanted space. I refused every gem conversation. Every single one. I don't care. So far, Lulu is the only character I actually like and that's because she hasn't spoke enough to infuriate me. Also I think she's super hot. But I will say that one of these episodes gave us non-Suresh players the most satisfying moment of the season. No it's not romantic, but for the first time, you can bail on a clear-the-air chat. And you can bail with FEROCITY. Gabi tried to pull me into her BS, as if her history with Suresh was my responsibility to sort, and my MC was having none of it. I replayed it just for the satisfaction of doing it exactly the same. SPOILER SCREEN CAPS AHEAD!

Ohhhhh man that's better than a cupcake from a naked Bobby. **

**I'm joking, nothing is better than that, but this is pretty damn satisfying.

I'm giving out full size candy bars like a BALLER.

Reblog to put candy in your followers halloween buckets :)

Suresh-spiration

As we're about to get some Suresh fuckery very soon, I want to say, that I really hate him as a character, BUT I get why other people love him. I too have loved a toxic king (Levi *swooooon*). I will say though, my dislike of Suresh is so intense that I keep finding inspiration for fanfics where I get to write him suffer as MC moves on 😆 I seriously have at least three raw ideas in files on my computer... and one story that I've actually started where Suresh is the villain and ex-boyfriend of one of the guys.

Point is, my loathing of him is very motivating. And I keep finding songs that sort of reflect my view of how MC feels about him. Or at least felt. I have a long list of Suresh songs, but I was re-listening to my favorite Taylor album today and this sad little gem screams MC who has just been betrayed.

My only one My smoking gun My eclipsed sun This has broken me down My twisted knife My sleepless night My win-less fight This has frozen my ground

Stood on the cliffside Screaming, "Give me a reason" Your faithless love's the only hoax I believe in Don't want no other shade of blue But you No other sadness in the world would do

My best laid plan Your sleight of hand My barren land I am ash from your fire...

Never ask a girl if she wants to become a werewolf because she’s always going to say yes because girls love tearing things apart with their teeth and ripping people to shreds with their claws, it’s a foregone conclusion, an immutable fact of our universe really when ya think about it.

The resemblance is uncanny.

Found a face claim for Nicolas!